Haha, Breaking Bad persuaded me to share. I've no problem to share but it'll take long time and doesn't worth if noone reads it. Actually it's quite long

So say that after her first "rejections" I kept some touch with no meetup offers but always being funny.

A line I think worked fine was through sms as following.

Me (out of the blue): "Are you free on 20th of February, 2016?"
She: "I think so. Should I write something in my calendar"
Me: "I am planning my wedding. If this doesn't suit you we can make the same date on 2027."
She:"Your wedding, my wedding or our wedding? Good that I have some hope left. I have to start searching for a dress"

Me:"My wedding for sure. Hopefully ours. In case you fail with your search for dress I can sew you 2 days before the wedding in case you are not fat"

She(Obvious woman's reaction):"Me fat?? Screw you! I'm gorgeous as always"

Some other day we were messing around again with text messages. The whole situation was mostly texting bullshit, so when I indirectly asked for meetup I had no answer on that. So next day I texted:

Me:"Hello Kittie. Are you for a beer on Friday?"
She:"I might be. But since I play it hard to get I can't say just yes"
Me:"OK. I'll call you on Friday"

So I call on Friday

Me:"blah blah blah... So shall we go for a beer in about an hour"
She:"OK, sure"
Me:"OK then, see you (then) (there)"

Before that I had drunk some beers with some friends.
We meetup and I ask her to show me the worst bars in the city center.
In the beginning the SPAM was a little cold, but after a beer or two we started flirting->touching->hugging->kissing->making out.

So we visited about 10 bars that means more that 10 beers each one..
In the last place we were I said that I will miss the last bus if I don't leave. So I have to sleep at her.

We went at her home. It came quite suddenly that we went at her bed.

Anyway, to be brief she undressed, but my dick didn't reply.
She tried a blowjob, it somehow worked, but when I was about to put the condom it wouldn't work.

She didn't want me to lick her pussy so we sat for a while talking.
She said at some point "I'm afraid you are not enough attracted to me" (I don't think that this had to do with the erection)

And after a while she asked
She:"When was the last time that you had sex?"
Me:"Hm... Do you honestly want to know?"
She:"Yes"
Me:"On Monday"

I DON'T WHY THE FUCK I SAID THE TRUTH!! I CAN'T EXPLAIN!
So she started this "don't touch me", "go back to your girlfriend"

I didn't even try to explain anything so she assummed she was right.
After a while I dressed and got up, went to the sofa to sit for a while and she said
She:"I can check for the next bus if you want"
Me:"There's no bus now, I will sleep for a while and go home in the morning"

In the morning her fucking dogs woke me up, and she got up to take them out for a while. I got up, dressed and waited for her to come. I said bye and that's it

Of course when I left I was walking like going nowhere, and smoking one cigarette after the other...

So this is my honest story. Next day she sent me some messages but these in the next post.. I've gotta sleep now.

Bye guys,

lammas

Dude...game other girls, for one. And second...why fuckin tell her she's not the only girl in the picture? Just give up, it's a lost cause.

If you find out please tell me...I have no fucking idea...

I'll write later today the rest of the story

hmm, wedding as a one-liner?

idk

possible creepy factor off the charts

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So the same day (Saturday) she sent an SMS saying:

She:"You are a coward"
Me:"Or maybe too honest. Should i better lie to you or keep playing games for 3 months? I understand that it takes time to trust somebody but what I want to get is you. not your insecurities"
She:"I don't care who you go fucking around with but I don't understand how is that fair towards your girlfriend. I hope you are 'too honest' also with her"
Me:"Don't assume too many things. There was something going on with a girl. When we met for 1st time I cut it off for two weeks. Hopefully today she will learn the rest"
She:"I don't assume or expect anything from you. It's not my business anyway. I hope you know yourself what you are doing."

No reply then.

The same night she sent again
She:"On my weak (drunk) moments I would like to say that I wanna see you again but to be honest I'm so tired with my complicated life. I don't need that anymore"
Me:"OK.I'll seek a second chance when I deserve it"
She:"Hahahahaha! I'm not even upset. Mostly amused. Life is weird. But good"

No reply then.

So this is the fucking weird story that day...

I feel that it gets too much out of this forum's cause but I can continue sharing if asked

lammas

Its actually given me a greater insight to women... I appreciate the last two in depth posts you did.

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Keep going, this chick has interestingly typical chick behaviour... good thread

OK then.. let's go on.

I decided to call her on monday. Just a random phone call. It was a bit failure because she was in crowded place and none could hear anything. So she sent me a message after a while, to ask what i wanted.

I answered her after a while that I want to cook her a dinner, and I have to know whether she eats eggs and meat.

I got a reply next day:
She:"I eat beef and eggs but no pork or chicken. I like men who can cook. I like you also"
Me:"Good to know. I like women who can eat what I cook. And also you. I'll adjust my cooking to that" (Hm.. not the best reply i could think of)

For some reason I thought that her defence was put aside for a while


So yesterday I sent her:
Me:"Dinner tomorrow?I have some surprises for you"
She:"Hi. That sounds nice but I have to be up early on Saturday morning for Christmas and I know that with you I always end up being awake late and extremely drunk"
Me:"I also want to buy some presents on Saturday. The address is "
She:"Nooo I meant I'm not coming! You have bad influence on me. Make me do stupid things"
Me:"I would promise that you will not get drunk but it's not up to me"

No reply. After about an hour we started chatting in FB and saying bullshit. Finally she said that she will think about it...

So?? What now? We'll see tonight

lammas

Interresting thread.

Dinner at home is ideal for f-closing. There is a routine described in Neil Strauss' The Game, not by Style, but by some other PUA.

After dinner you complain about an ache, and ask her how good her backrub is.
If you can get her to massage you; complain about how awful she is doing, then tell her you will show her how to do it right.

So get her to lie down and start massaging her, start by the feet and work your way up. When you get to her legs ask her to take of her pants. This must be said in a professional tone so she sees you as an authority.

If she complies, you are where you wonna be. Massage her things and butt, remember to calibrate, how heavily is she breathing? Is she moaning? Is she wet?

If you can tell she is turned on you can basicly start fingering her, get your boner on, pull down your pants and f-close.

this is a great example of when a girl 'is interested'

No matter how bad you logically seemed to fuck up, she stays hooked because shes into you.

you'll sleep with her soon enough!

dont hurt her after though

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