So last night I was going to pound town on this chick for a few solid hours, then in the morning for a couple more hours. I am uncircumcised so needless to say my cock is feelin a bit sore, but at least ive got a good excuse to be walkin with a limp all day.

ANYWAYS, tonight I have a date that I lined up a little under a week ago and I know this chick wants my cock. I have also been dreaming about having sex with this chick more than a fat girl dreams about Twinkies. But even if I could get enough feeling in my dick to get it hard I think id pass out from the pain after a few mins. And I know its going to be awkward when I start crying.

So how can I go about telling this chick we cant have sex tonight without making it sound like I have a STD or a herps break out? I know I can reschedule the date but its in a couple hours and I hate canceling and it took some work to get this date set-up.

So what do?

How about just telling her im not that kind of guy if she tries anything, basically saying your not interested in sleeping with her your just interested in her as a friend, this makes girls get even more turned on and will do anything to try to sleep with you becuase you set up a flase barrier, and they arent used to getting rejected for sex so they are wondering why does this guy not want to sleep with me, women want to be accepted. Just keep sandbagging it like that untill your feeling better, goodluck man

Ive already been very forward sexually. So she knows that I want to rock her world. Im thinkin that I will just leave the condoms home tonight and use that excuse. If she has one then fuck it, I'll bite the bullet and pray my vicodin didnt expire

Remeber your the boss, be in control of what you want to do, ask your self this question, do i truly want to do it? dont think about her answer think about you first, if you truly dont want to, just play it off that your just dont really feel like doing it that day, just becuase she offer never means you have to take it, based on what your telling me though it sounds like you dont want to do it,she wont hate you or treat you any less if you reject her advances, infact it will drive her to win you over.just just my view hope it helped as my friend said "Do you and let everything take its place"

You can't have sex with her doesn't mean you can't give her an orgasm orally Just be honest with her about your penis, tell her you pulled a muscle while working out.

how old is she ? 4 or 6 years old ? 8 ?

moron

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