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Alpha92
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I posted this on another thread, but I thought I would move it over here also.

What to say at the Kasey (kiss close):

"What is the first thing you would say after you kissed me?" - You
"Um, I don't know." - Her
"Well, let's find out." - You
tried this and it worked on more then one occasion thanks great stuff
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This one worked pretty well for me!

Her: Hey!
You: Hey!
(after 1 second)
You: Jinx you owe me a kiss!

Could really be used anytime.
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Jay Wa
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What to say during Christmas season:

"We may not be able to kiss under the mistletoe, so I guess we'll just have to kiss under the influence." - You
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What to say when she is nervous:

"Hey, can you do me a favor?" - You
"Um...sure." - Her
"Can you smile? It looks good on you." - You
I like this one. It'll come in handy ;)

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Great stuff. I love the ideas you give when girls say they have a bf. lol

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Lots of gold in this here thread...
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a treasure chest of routines! this will really help me! thanks!

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Care if i share a few?

If she is reluctant to give you her phone number, say-
Hey don’t worry! I won’t call you more than 99 times per
day.

You know I want to marry you? She says- Ya right! No
really…I want to marry you. We could do it today. But
then I’ll divorce you in a month and take half your money.

If she says something strange or rude…Say- That’s a bad
pick up line missy. You aren’t that good with guys are you?

If she says- Sorry! I have a boyfriend. Say- That’s great.
He can buy us drinks.

If she asks you where you live. Say- If I give you my
address do you promise you won’t stalk me?

If she is acting angry say- You look so cute when you are
angry.
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What to say during Christmas season:

"We may not be able to kiss under the mistletoe, so I guess we'll just have to kiss under the influence." - You
lmao i like that one.

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Hey look at that!
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That! You dont see it?
No not really....
Oh come on theres nothing i just wanted to talk to you. Whats your name?
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What to say at the approach:

"Hey, let me ask you a question. if a girl gets breast implants, does that make her a slut?" - You

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"No." - Her
"But what if she wants them only to get attention from guys?"-You

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"Yes." - Her
"But what if she wants them because it makes her feel more confident."

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The idea is to go against whatever she says...Field tested, mother approved!

i like this alot !

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What to say at the approach:

"Hey, let me ask you a question. if a girl gets breast implants, does that make her a slut?" - You

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A.
"No." - Her
"But what if she wants them only to get attention from guys?"-You

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B.
"Yes." - Her
"But what if she wants them because it makes her feel more confident."

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The idea is to go against whatever she says...Field tested, mother approved!

i like this alot !
It's funny, the most typical reaction i get is ''Omg no that doesn't make any sense why would you think that?''

And then i reply "But what if she wants them only to get attention from guys?"

and she's like ''ah yea hmm.. ''
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Hey, it would be awesome if you can gather them all and list them on one post
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Jay Wa
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How to play with her via text:

"I was thinking of buying the domain, "thebomb.com" and putting up a picture of us. Thoughts?" - You

(note: this works even better if your phone automatically sends it as a hyperlink)


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Jay Wa
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How to guarantee a response via text:

"This song always makes me think about you. Weird." - You

(Curiosity killed the cat. She will respond, but make sure you have a song in mind that makes sense.)
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wow great :D
i'll practice it everyday
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