I am probably forgetting a few F closes as it's hard to remember back 6 months ago, but I will note the f-closes I can remember since my last post:

Cloze #14 Fe -- Chinese girl with huge tits
(July)

This is a girl I picked up over a year ago and contacted randomly again. In general I have had mostly negative experiences with Chinese girls here in Japan. They are very difficult to f close, very guarded, bad social skills, etc. This girl was a young college girl only 21 years old. I met with her a few times and we talked a lot and eventually formed a kind of friendship. The second time we had sex she said it was the best sex she had ever had and couldn't stop thinking about it. We fucked a lot after that and still meet up once a while nowadays.

Cloze #15 Yumi -- Instant F close
(July 8th)

I love instant f-closes. They are the best, most fun and exhilarating experiences. So on this I had been out with above mentioned wingman. He decided to try super direct approaches which means basically asking the girl right there on the spot to go to a love hotel. I'll admit, I didn't have the balls to do it. But I watched him do it with this super hot HB10. And what was amazing is that she actually laughed at him in a kind of flirtatious way implying that she was somewhat flattered.

I then took his technique and refined it a little bit. Both wingman and I did the technique over and over again on girl individually as well as when we picked up groups. We didn't have any luck while out in the field together, but it sure was fun. What amazed me is that girls were actually NOT getting pissed off when doing this technique correctly.

My wing went home and I decided to continue on by myself. I decided to do 10 more of these super direct approaches. Rejection, rejection, rejection, etc

Finally, I'm on girl #7. I see this girl by herself in front of a pachinko parlor. I'm not going to lie, she was only an HB 6 or 7, but she was my type: a little bit chubby with big tits. She was looking down sending a text on her cell phone and she looked kind of lonely/sad. I opened her with super direct opener. So basically in the first 3 minutes of talking to her I had invited her to a love hotel.

TO MY FUCKING SURPRISE SHE SAID YESSSSS!!!!

But fuck that, I didn't want to spend $50 on a love hotel when I could take her back to my place which was only 5 minutes away. So we walked to where my motorcycle was parked and rode back to my place.

Once we got into my room we settled down a little bit. She said she wanted to take a shower so I let her take a shower. She came out wearing only a towel. I turned off the lights and then we started kissing while standing there in the room. I unraveled the towel and started milking those nice big asian breasts with my hands. Then my hand wondered down to her cunt and it was sopping wet. She put her and my cock and jacked me up until I was stiff as a rock.

I fucked her hard in missionary and then put her in doggy and slammed into that big thick ass. We fucked twice and then chilled out for a bit. She was a pretty cool chick to hang out with, very easy going.

She didn't want to miss the last train back home so I drove her back to the station on my motorcycle. As I was driving down the road the light turned yellow and I slowed down to stop and this dude in a black sports car behind me went fucking berzerk and started honking at me and shit. You know that's pretty scary when you're on a bike and so vulnerable like that. On top of that I had the girl with me so I couldn't really do any crazy shit. So the dude pulls up next to me and rolls down his window. I'm pretty sure he was a yakuza because most ordinary Japanese people are not so confrontational and aggressive. He looks at me and is shocked to see that I'm a foreigner. I then real out and a long string of expletives to him in a very hostile manner. He returns the gesture but in a more pussified manner in Japanese. The light turns green and he spins out his tires and takes off fish tailing. What fucking a-hole. It would have sucked if I had had to fight him. I was tired from fucking and my legs were shaking from using my leg muscles to fuck this girl.

Cloze #16 - #22
(August. Local: Accra, Ghana)

This report deserves to be more detailed, but I don't want to spend a lot of time writing it, so here goes the brief version:

I love big booty. Period. And the African women got it all back there. From about 5 years ago I had always fantasized about going on a sexcation to to Africa.

From everything I read it seemed like African women were very open sexually and it would be pretty easy to get laid there. Before I went on this trip I prepared everything I would need. I bought super thin Japanese made condoms, lube, generic Cialis (ordered from India), got a visa to Ghana, got vaccinated for yellow fever, arranged all banking issues so that I would have access to cash, etc.

My high-end goal was to fuck 3 girls a day. One in the morning, one in the afternoon and one at night. My low-end goal was to fuck at least 1 girls a day. I was to stay in Ghana for a about a month so I was planning to fuck between 30 and 90 girls.

But something happened that threw me plans all off. Within the first 3 days of my trip I got severe food poisoning and had to be hospitalized. I eventually recovered ONLY TO GET food poisoning again and again and again. All in all, I got severe food poisoning 3 times during my time in Accra. So about half my time I was shitting mud and water. I lost 20 fucking pounds!!! I had no energy and had to stay near my hotel most days in fear of not being close enough to a shit can for those wonderful blasts of diarrhea.

Well, I did have a few days of somewhat normal health, and I ended up fucking the head nurse at the hospital I stayed at the first time. I fucked another local girl who ended up stealing about $50 our of my wallet but would never admit to it. The rest of the girls were girls I met at this most awesome whore-house which a local guy I met brought me to on several occasions. I fucked some damn hot African pussy - - I mean, just some unbelievable perfect round black booty. I could negotiate the whorehouse girls down to $10 for a quick fuck. This, to me was the best way to go as I soon learned about the culture of Ghana. And I must say it's such a shame that Christianity has infested Ghana. Now these beautiful African girls don't put out before marriage or unless they are in a serious relationship with a guy all thanks to stupid fuck Christianity. Don't even get me started on what A FUCKING JOKE I think Christianity is.

There is a loophole, however to the no sex before marriage/serious boyfriend issue, and that is if you give the girl money. It's not like a hooker kind of thing, but it's like you go out with the girl and she genuinely believes she is your girlfriend and you are expected to give here a little bit of money every day for food or whatever. To me that is just bullshit. I would just rather pay the girl straight up for sex and call a spade and spade.

Like I said, tons of more detail in the adventures I had in Ghana. I'm sure given more time and better health and a little more flexibility in my own attitudes in regards to how pussy is attained in that country I could have fared out a lot better. The cool thing is that it was SUPER EASY to meet girls there. I could walk out my hotel and just go up and talk to any girl I fancy and she would be friendly to me and give me her phone number. The problem was all the BULLSHIT GAME PLAYING that would ensue after that gratis Christianity which I didn't have time for since I was only there for a month. But yeah, girls were super nice and friendly, and pretty much every day I went out girls would eye me, smile at me, come up and talk to me and ask me for my number or ask to go out with me. That part of Ghana was fucking awesome!!!

So all in all I only fucked 7 girls. A little disappointed in myself about that, but I'm keeping it real here.

More reports to come. Also check out my UPDATE on previous page...

time to hit the gym

I'm glad your back and look forward to reading your reports. I had already read all of your previous ones before I registered and was disappointed to see that you hadn't posted in a few months.

As a fellow foreigner in Japan, I will undoubtedly have questions for you in the future.

Bro this is a joke or what?? You're a fucking beast man... inspiring..keep going bro!

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Glad to see you back Clozer! ur inspiring, thanks a lot.

I have an important question! I see you always end up number closing while asking for directions.. can you please explain how you transition from talking about directions to small talk or some material and than number close? I'd really appreciate your help..

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Okay, what I've been doing recently is I'll ask the girl for directions and then as she is explaining I'll just butt in and say in a joking way "Oh, yeah, I'm half picking you up and half asking you for directions. Sorry, go ahead..."

The thing with asking for directions is that a lot of people (especially Japanese people) are kind and genuinely want to help. So I have to cut through the bullshit so they know what's up.

Transitioning is not so hard. I usually ask the girl why she's speaking standard Japanese to me and not the local dialect. Then we start talking about where she's from, then if she's interested she usually continues the convo and asks where I'm from and on it goes like that. Some ideas for transitioning:

- I noticed you don't speak the local accent are you from around here?
- Does my accent sound different from the people around here?
- Thanks. You seem to know the area well. Are you from around here?
- Cool, you seem to know the area well. Did you grow up here?
(if asking about a restaurant)
- Thanks. Have you ever been to that restaurant? What did you think. Do YOU like Chinese/Japanese/Middle Eastern etc/ food?

Or you can segway by just starting to talk about yourself after she gives directions. For example:

Thanks. Yeah, I just don't know this area to well because I don't come here often. Usually I'm working at this time. I work as a (insert job here). . . (continue blabbering on)

Now watch her body language. Is she interesting in the story. Does she keep it going by asking a question about something you said or does she try to wrap up the conversation. If she's showing negative body language or disinterest just cut it short and say "okay, thanks for the help, bye." If she sticks around and is not trying to get away, and if she starts asking you questions then your golden. Go out into the field with subjects/short stories to talk about. Think about conversation opening questions and topics as well.

Hit me up with a PM and let me know where you're at in Japan. I'd really love to hang out with a wingman.

Close #23 - 18 year old Thai hooker
(September 9)

This is one of those things I did which I really regret, yet pops up in my spank bank as one of the best fucks I've ever had.

So basically after Ghana I went to Thailand. Now I thought when I got to Thailand I would just party non-stop and fuck whores like there was no tomorrow. But the truth is, I lived with my GF for nearly 4 years and she had moved out in January. I had been living alone for the past 8 months and besides the once in a while lays, man, it was just fucking horrible and lonely. When I hit Thai soil everything around me reminded me of her (She is Thai). It's like a piece of my heart just dropped and suddenly I was just consumed with my feelings of missing her.

I gave her a ring and told her that I was in Thailand. She said she wouldn't come to the airport to get me. She was kind of cold. She lived 5 hours away by bus from the airport in some countryside area of Thailand. She was distant with me but said that if I were to come to her village she would want to see me.

There were all these fine ass girls walking around the city and I wanted to fuck all of them. But my heart was on fire and I got on the next bus heading out to her part of the country.

For the next two weeks she was by my side like glue. I have to say I was happier in those two weeks than I had been in the previous 8 months since she left. I love F closing new and random girls, don't get me wrong about that, but once I have blown my load, to say it crassly , the girl is useless to me and I feel emptiness.

My downfall came when she took me back to Bangkok and we decided to meet up with her sister at a mall. There were literally thousands of hot young Thai girls walking around. I saw legs, I saw thigh, I saw ass, I saw tits, I saw it all and I was going crazy. It got to the point where I could not enjoy these last minutes with my gf. I felt so much stress it was unbelievable. We were walking around looking for a bag for me to buy to carry on extra luggage on the plane and I just thought, "Who gives a fuck about a fucking bag. I want to bang a hot girl."

So when she went to meet her sister I parted from her and told her that I would shop around by myself. GF was really hurt by that, and she possibly even knew what was up. She knows me well. I have come clean with her in the past about who I am. She had accepted it on some level, but more of like the way a loved one stays with an alcoholic or drug user.

As soon as I split from her I found a taxi driver who could take me to a local brothel area. This stupid fucking cabbie ends up taking me out in the boondocks to some place that is like an hour away from the mall. I was pissed. But no time to waste I just had to go with it.

He drops me off in this little back alley with a bunch of "restaurants" lined up together with hot girls inside. These were local whorehouses for Thais. I learned how to ask cabbies for this in the Thai language as I don't like going to the places for "farangs" (foreigners). The main reason being I like to fuck girls who are virgins to the farang and it's also a lot cheaper.

With no time to waste I walk into the first "restaurant". There are only about 5 girls sitting inside. All of them look average to me except for one that stood out. She was very young, thin and had a super tight body and was wearing some cut off jeans that made her long thin legs look super hot. The mama-san went crazy when she saw me and I'm sure jacked up the price when she saw my whiteness. I didn't really have any negotiating leverage since I had to get back to the mall pronto and didn't have time to dilly around.

The young girl leads me up some old rickety steps. I'm watching her ass the whole time. Behind thin wooden doors I can here girls moaning as they are getting fucked. There are girls walking through the hallways with only towels around them having just gotten out of the shower. We get to the young girl's room. And not only does it look like the place where she "works" but looks like the place where she lives as well. It's just a small square room with boards for walls and only big enough for a bed and a place to stand.

She hands me a towel and tells me to go take a shower. I go the shower, if you could call it that, where basically you scoop water out of a concrete basin and poor it on yourself to wash off. While I'm cleaning up there is a slat in the concrete wall that surrounds this wash basin. From there I can hear from this room on the second story. I can hear this one Thai girl getting fucked really hard. She's moaning and taking the dick over and over again. Just hearing these ambient sounds of fucking was getting me excited and almost more exciting than the real thing.

I walk back to the young girls room with a towel around me. She's sitting on the bed. I take my towel off and ask her to blow me. She says she'll only do it with a rubber. Getting a blow job with a rubber on seems pretty pointless to me so I pass on her offer. She undresses and she has an amazingly tight body. I am just so fucking amped up from seeing all the hot pussy in the mall and then hearing all these girls getting fucked behind thin wooden doors barely hinged to the walls. I put a rubber on and enter her. Within 10 seconds I can feel my nut about to come out and I'm like holy shit! Way too soon!!! I have to stop moving and she's like what the fuck is going on, did you blow already?

I regain my concentration and try to think of things that will make my dick limp. I succeed at holding back the tidal wave of jizz that is about to shoot out at rocket force. I fuck her slowly and deeply. She has such a fine body. She tells me that she's never fucked a farang before and I can see she likes how deep my cock is getting into her. After a while of taking her in missionary I turn her over and start hitting it from behind. She's got the tightest ass ever. I loved that black round African booty, but nothing can compare to the tight Asian ass.

I drill her like fucking crazy fucking her like a mad man who is living his last day of life. She may be a whore, but I can guarantee I took that pussy to places it had never been. If I actually lived in Thailand I might have even considered making this girl a part time girlfriend.

I get my clothes on and head back down to the "restaurant". I head out of the "restaurant" and walk by the other "restaurants". I sit down on a bench to recollect my thoughts and decide what to do next. Two fine ass girls come out of a "restaurant" and say hi to me. I want to fuck them too. Money is no problem. Time is. I look at my cell and my GH has been calling me. She definitely knows something is up.

A fucking torrential downpour hits and wouldn't you know it, I'm stuck with a 63 year old cabbie who can't see well. So we're driving like 20MPH and it takes over and hour to get back to the mall. I meet up with my GF again. Inside I feel super guilty. These were the last moments I had to spend with her and my urges overwhelmed me and I succumbed.

I have a feeling she knows exactly what I did, but she speaks nothing of it. I try to make everything okay on the cab ride to the airport. We decided not to fight because we know these are our last moments together. I tell her that if she comes back to Japan with me right now I will pay for her ticket and everything. She tells me she can't go. She doesn't have her passport, she hasn't told her parents, etc. I understand. I feel a deep sadness in my heart because I know if she doesn't come back with me tonight she will never come, and perhaps she will never save me from the monster that I am.

I'm in Okinawa. And I've just started looking into pick up. I'm pretty much at the "say hi to every girl I see to get over AA" stage. :\ I'm not sure I'd e exactly "useful" as a wing.

Close #24: Chie 48 yo Hospital Secretary
(November 9)

Now it's been almost 2 months since I left my girlfriend. I have been waiting for her but she has not come.

I live near a major hospital so there are always hospital staff walking in the streets of my neighborhood. As I'm walking home one day I see this hot think in a business skirt. I walk up to her and just start some bullshit conversation like, "It's a nice day today." She keeps the conversation going as we both walk together. We talk for about 2 minutes and then I tell her I have to turn off at this street. I haven't been doing pickup for 2 months so I am doing my most pussified version of pickup which is to just hand the girl my business card. 99 percent of the girls I hand the card to never contact me, but I have F closed nearly 100% of the 1% of the girls that do contact me.

She's 48, and has to be the finest 48 year old I have ever seen. She looks 28. slim, fit, jet black hair, very pretty face. She's married with 2 kids in high school.

We text back and forth for about 2 weeks. I meet her 2 times during her lunch break. It's just a 3 minute walk to the hospital from my house. On the 3rd meet I tell her to meet me in front of the post office but I don't tell her where we will go after that. She meets me there and then I start walking towards my place. She asks me where we are going and I tell her, "I live right over here" (notice how I don't say "We are going to my place").

Then she says, "No, I can't intrude. barely know you. I'm married. Bla bla bla". Yet, she keeps on walking with me to my place.

We arrive at my place and I open the door and just walk in. She follows me in. Notice I never asked her if she wanted to come in or not. I just walked right in as if I expected her to follow me (and she did).

Pretty much as soon as she got into my room I started kissing her. It was our first kiss. I could tell her she had been fantasizing about this moment for a long time. We just go so carried away with the kissing and couldn't stop. I fucked her right there on the floor. Didn't even take off her clothes. She was still in her business skirt and I just pulled her underwear to the side and fucked her. It was intense and we only fucked for about 4 minutes but damn it was some of the most intense sex I have ever had. After we finished we both just kind of collapsed on each other and rested for about 10 minutes. Then she had to go back to work (she was on her lunch break).

For the rest of the day I was on a fucking high. This girl was so hot and I hadn't fucked in two months. I was tingling for the rest of the day. I felt flush but in a good way. I could feel the blood rushing through my body, pumping through my veins. It was a sensation I have never felt before, an amazing feeling.

We have fucked 3 more times sense, but then she started to feel guilty and said we couldn't meet anymore. I have been slowly working her, not rushing anything. She is a good catch. I can't believe how good her tits are for her age. They are firm and stand straight out. No surgery 100% natural. Unbelievable for her age.

Clozer...you should give seminars my friend. It's really nice to read each week a new lay report you post...great stuff! You FC anyone you meet it's just crazy!

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Thank you friend. But I don't feel like I am quite the person you have built me up to be. I have been in a huge slump recently. I've only fucked 2 girls in the last 3 months. Will be writing about that in a bit. I'm glad you enjoy the reports.