So this 19 yo HB9 IMed me online about the question I asked her earlier.

HB9:hey

taohackne:lovely, waking up to a cutie

taohackne:i think i should go buy a lottery today

HB9:You jsut woke up?

HB9:LOL

taohackne:

taohackne:duh smart ass

taohackne:its final week !

HB9:LOL

HB9: Too funny

HB9:How're urs going?

taohackne:I get that a lot

taohackne:I don't think you IMed me just to ask me that

taohackne:what is it? SPILL IT !

HB9:LOL

HB9:u mean regarding ur question?

taohackne:oh crap you're stalking me arent you?

HB9:what?

HB9:LOL

HB9: are you weird?

taohackne: you only stalk weird ppl?

HB9:What the crap are you talking about?

HB9:LOL

HB9:I don't understand half of ur replies

HB9:LOL

taohackne:did you have your coffee this morning?

HB9:LOL, yes

taohackne:well i havent

taohackne:so stop hurting my brain :p

HB9:u should go get some

taohackne:okay okay

taohackne:geez so demanding

HB9:lol

taohackne:if you were my gf, I would have spanked you by now

HB9:Oh would u have?

taohackne:I like spanking, it's fun

HB9:never done it

taohackne:that explains your sassy attitude

taohackne:must have been spoiled all the time

HB9:Not too much

taohackne:you need to date someone who loves to spank then

HB9:does it hurt?

taohackne:who knows, would you like to try? I don't spank stranger, but I can ask my buddy for you

HB9:u can ask him to spank me? LOL

taohackne:he does that all the time

taohackne:but if you prefer Asians, I guess I can if you have a godlike CUTE ass

taohackne::P

HB9:LOL. . .. weird that you are trying to set me up with ur friend

taohackne:oh maybe i should explain it

taohackne:i've never dated any girl younger than 20

taohackne:most of them, I found, are emtionally immature

HB9:ok

taohackne:kay I'm wide awake

taohackne:my question? Fire away !

HB9:So. . . ur interested in me. . . or ur interested in hooking me up with ur friend

taohackne:do I look like an idiot? why wouldn't I keep such a cute girl for myself?

taohackne:;)

HB9:I have no idea. . . again. . . ur comments are confusing

taohackne:I'm just seeing if you have any potential

HB9:by being confusing?

taohackne:silly for a relationship

taohackne:so far, you can take a joke, that's a good quality, pretty open mind also

taohackne::)

HB9:well, since I totally don't understand half of what you are saying. . . .let me say good bye and good luck

It started out good, she was quite interested. At one point, I sexual escalated and she engaged, but then I got too interested mixing with hyper from the coffee and tiredness from the niters, I started acting like a clown and failed to notice she was becoming disinterested. Silly me!

Critics are always welcome

I learned this lesson once myself.. I was all strung out on adderall during finals week last year and completely blew it with this girl I was gaming at the time by saying a bunch of retarded stuff and over analyzing her responses.

For starters, you should be the one to end conversations, not her. Also, to be honest it just sounds like you were trying too hard.. if she's not playing along, and only replying with short answers and sometimes just smiley faces, it's time to quit while you're ahead (or atleast not WAY behind)

Yea like I said I was pumped with caffeine, I should have stopped after the sexual escalation.

you completely blew your own self out with this girl. Looked like you were trying to hook her up with your friend.

She even ask you were you interested instead of telling the truth you just got scared and it made you look really lame.
I doubt drinking coffee had anything to do with this you wouldn't have been straight up about being interested in the girl regardless high on coffee or not.

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Actually I didn't get scared, I was all pumped up about being witty, and took a roundabout way to say it by "Do I look like an idiot? Why wouldn't I keep a cute girl like you for myself?" But you're right, being straight forward would appear more alpha. I knew I blew this one out myself, wasting such a chance. But lesson is learned