Texting hb9, i told her she should be a stripper.. she said why, I said why not. She said "cause my body is awesome, and id make bank, but i have a little more respect for myself then that".

I am trying to think of a good way to respond to her saying "my body is awesome", maybe knock her down a peg or 2 without crossing the line. She does have a BANGIN body - but cmon, we all know i'm not about to agree with her. You guys ever had a girl come straight out and tell you she thinks shes hot shit? How would you respond?

I was thinkin of making a comment about how her boobs arent big enough to be a stripper anyway, shes a B cup, but im not sure. All suggestions welcome, thanks!

Well I didnt wait for any replies lol. I said "lol you have a weird sense of humor", she replied "lol i was being serious! ive been asked to be a stripper before", i said "strippers gotta have big tits to make big money haha yours are cute but i think you made the right choice", she said "HAHAHAHA screw you my tits are gorgeous! plus my ass and dance moves make up for it lol RUDEE"

Success I'd say.

No!

the girls knows she is hot, but she wants people to appreciate her personality, etc.
Saying the girl's boobs aren't that good is NO NEG! the girl thinks: who the fuck are you to comment on my breasts?!"

If you have paid more attention to her text, you noticed that she was actually looking for your confirmation, you had to qualify her.

A better text was:"Good! I was texting you, to see if you are shallow or not. Congrats, you passed. Now we can hang out"

An even safer text would have been to ignore everything she said all together and moved on to something else. (hanging out with her)

Ya.. I dont do that with women until after I sleep with them atleast once. Thanks for your opinion though!