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PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:38 am 
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So My Boy, He used to be Fat, Lost some weight and has been acting Over Cocky. He brags about F* Closing some 18 yr old from class, oh and he's real excited. So0o i facebook her after getting consent from my boy, basicly it was "Game ON". I'd say i put in my 7 hrs wit her be it over faceboook and tonite combined.

So we had a friendly facebook relationshit* and tonite she PMs me "My Friends ditched me, my night is ruined and all i wanna do is get fucked up"
Me: :twisted: Your such a Quitter...
Her: Idk They jus all went out with out me...
Me: Why dont u just ask if i want to drink with you already?
Her: lol blah blah blah i'm not a whore ramble ramble

So on my way to pick her up... I had my Female wingman (i forget the pua term) i had called her to meet me by my place so when we get there this girl doesnt feel like "uuuhhhh ok i'm wit some dude" plus just in case she's Bi... hey ya never know..
anyway hit the drive thru cop 20 piece nugget get back to my place... the girls are taking care of convo pretty well while downing shots an Puffin Jane... i had told her my bro was out at "The Hospital Xmas Party" so i knew there was a matter of time b4 he'd come home an make us move to my bed room... this time came...

My Bro comes home on Q, I says So0o what are u an bout to get into
he says, "Play NBA Jam" (Total AFC)
So there i am with 2 hot chicks an say "So whudda say we move this party into my room " :twisted: "
At this point my homegirl say you kno i'm kinda tired i should leave. (perfect cuz the Mark wasnt Bi anyway) So0o in to the bed room we go

Thru on Fear an loathing in Los vages bcuz i quoted if a few times on the car ride to my place... after that it was one IOI after another.

First we took some more shots an shared a laugh in MY BED, Boom thats 1
Then she Cuddled right up in my arm as if she belonged there.
Now i like Fear & Loathing bcuz Not everyone can get it and those who do feel special about it... its like sharing an adventure. She got it.
so she has her hand on my chest right on my heart, i can feel it beating, faster as i think about how to get her FUCKIN NAKED, she felt it beating faster she would Clench her fist, an open it as it slowed she did this a few times... i literally was thinking like "Should i jus hop on the forum an jus check what some1 would say" lol

she wants another shot, she starts talking about something... idk maybe her ex, i wasnt listening... i remember something from the book i think it was Gambler? how he throw the chick on the wall biting her neck something about adreniline an pleasure and being that Fantasy... so, shes rambling ex this blah zay blah....

And i'm like Go time,
Me: ::lightly brush the hair off her neck::
Her :: Blah Blah Blah::
Me: ::Breathing on her neck lightly::
Her: Slowing down Blah blah blah


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:46 am 
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Me: :: BITE, Lick


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:51 am 
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Me: :: BITE, Lick, Suck,Lick,Lick, Lick
Her: Mmmmmmmmmmm

F* Closed it... idk how proud to be... but, I did F* Close it :P


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:55 pm 
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Good job. You did really good with the logistics. Did you get any LMR?

Could you tell me in more detail about what you did with her on facebook? I've got a ton of chicks I'm friends with in FB but I really suck at txt and online game so I never know how to interact online. I overthink things and don't know what I'm should be trying for.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:46 pm 
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i mean My Facebook game isnt fool proof at all but... usually i just open with a regular heyy.. or something more extravagant if she isnt a friend of a friend... I'll Say something like Yooooo That was Sick Last Weekend!!!! an then u usually get a reasponce like "Uhhh Whattt?"

After that I jus Crack some jokes Let her see i'm funny, see if we know any of the same ppl some where in here i try an get a number by sayin something along the lines of "I hate talking on facebook why dont u txt me" or "Sry I g2g do something Why dont u hit me wit ur Number an we can continue the convo offline"... but i usually like to ask her out A.S.A.P an its Almost Always "No"... The first time..

Continue "Friendly" Facebook relations all the while hinting at facebook chattin is lame and i always ask her out, movie, lunch, smoke a blunt, whateverr. even if i have plans, i jus do it, idk why lol bcuz u nvr kno it might jus b that day... usually isnt.

But that day/night will come... always does... Her BF is acting weird or her girl friends went out with out her, or shes jus been intrested and waiting for the right time...

its usually a random msg 3 in the morning like "OMG I'm So0o Drunk" Or "My Fucking BF is an Asshole" or "I want to see U"

Like i said I'm Not Mystery ... deff not fool proof but it's my game and it works... kinda, lol sometimes...


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:04 am 
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Dude, nice moves. But u deffinitely need to do 2 things ASAP:
Improve your game, so that "It works, sometimes, I don't know, lol" ends up being "It works eery. Fucking. Time"
And the other, learn to fucking write. No matter how nice u might be, the way u write makes u look like a douche. Big step back.

That said, congrats on the FClose.

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Thanks for pointing that out. So do u have any tips?


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:22 am 
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Good job. You did really good with the logistics. Did you get any LMR?

Could you tell me in more detail about what you did with her on facebook? I've got a ton of chicks I'm friends with in FB but I really suck at txt and online game so I never know how to interact online. I overthink things and don't know what I'm should be trying for.
Oh Yea No LMR at all! Bro its like once i went Vampire on her, She Just melted... Pulled her on top, an just stripped each other..

i left out one facebook, i actually used the pulp fiction opener

"How do u feel about Foot massages? Sexual Act or Just something friends do"
"Mad Drama Cuz My Boy Gave our other boy's GF a Foot Massage. Ugh I dont see what the big deal is"

she went right along with it saying its ok girls get the wen the get peticures all the time.
then i asked her if she has cute feet. she said yes shes'd have to say so.
I asked her to rate 'em 1-10... she said 7.. wen i had her naked i gave 'em an 8.
I deff did some toe licking the other night come to think about it... all cuz of this scene from pulp fiction


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