This topic surely have millions things to teach me! Thanks for that!;)

I'm not sure if someone has already written this or something like this cause i still haven't read all pages..(only about third of it) But one of my own routines is to make a idea of us being together with the girl im hitting on.

I can just suddenly say that we would be nice together, but the more effective way is to tell her a great story! Big story of love, so big that it simply can not be true.

For example how we would live together in another country, have many kids, drink a fine wine in a nice terrace of our luxury house..

After this story, the woman will have a subconscious idea of you to being together and everything is easier.. even though the woman doesn't know it by herself;)

I'm not sure if I have read this from somewhere or just made by many tries.. but if it thanks to somebody please tell so i know to whom i should be thankful:D

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Life is a game.. My playground is the whole universe.. And I'm enjoying it.

let me just say, I read this entire thread today, at work. I couldn't stop myself.

I'll add a routine of mine that has had decent results, would work better with someone with more practice.


Girl- So what do you do for a living?
Shine- (teasingly) I'm sorry, but you'll have to work a bit for that answer. . .

(later, usually it comes up again)

Girl- So, can you tell me what you do for a living now?
Shine- (a bit thoughtfully, smiling a bit during the pauses) . . .What I do for a living, is I /Live/. (slight pause) I am not where I work, I am not what I drive, I am not the things I own. I am who I am, and I /live/. . .

(its obvious it takes inspiration from Tyler Durden's speech in Fight Club. The first time it just came out, since then I've used it maybe once more. The interesting part is that she will accept the deep answer, and totally miss the fact that I didn't answer her real question at all)

Opinions?

LMFAO, you got some pretty good stuff here

Well -- you`d better pray he`s not the bulked up steroid guy on coke at the end of the bar! You might be ending up with a face that no lines in the world could help you with.

If you get the douchbag right there then it might be everything other than that line that was the problem.

I`d rather go with a twist, something like:

I was about to walk right past you, but I couldn`t leave without asking you a couple of questions.

A: OK

Go ahead, but go with something better then just asking for her number..

B: Not ok

Thanks, I had to find out for my self if you were as shallow as I heard a few guys here mentioning. I actually thought they were wrong (roll your eyes).

*Hang before you leave to see if she wants to qualify..
If you`re lucky she might get to see how wrong she wants to prove them right there and then.
If so you`ve made one hell of a comeback without loosing any "dignity".

PS. All the time you`ll have a reason to twist your back to her while she`s trying to qualify, since you`ve already explained that you actually have to leave.

Heard this in a movie the other day, thought I would use it:


Best used when you're already a little in the conversation.

Me:So, now on to the though question... Top or bottom?

Her: (ashamed) uhmmm, I don't know, top!

Me: Jeez no way! I totally always start brushing my bottom teeth first!

So.. Have anyone cared to make a comprehensive list of the top material of this thread`? By the time I reach the last page I've forgotten what I read on the first 20.

Done reading from page 1 to 32. I am really amazed about theese lines, im very thankful for you Jay Wa to make a thread like this, i will keep on reading it.

I actually screwed it up for my self a day at this club, i was 14, there were 2 girls forward me, i didnt say anything to them because i ddin't had the balls for it. Then the cutest girl of theese 2 girls, took her phone up, and after some seconds she began to cry (fake) and gave me a hug and told me that her boyfriend broke up with her. I said "oh, im really sorry to hear that"

Then one of the friends of mine (a girl) told me and her, you guys should make out, i said, "well if she wants then, uhh" and we tungkissed. We walked arround, i wasent shy my hearth didnt bang like it usually do. But i never said anything, i never heard of this forum. But now i do, and i got so much to tell now.

Now Jay Wa, or any others of you, i really want a big advice here.

The girl has now a boyfriend... I was out with her, and saw her kiss with others, shes actually a player but i knew that from the begging. I wanna text her someday to tell her i want to see her at this party through facebook, and give her my number because i really thing she deleted it since its like a year ago since we havent spoke, "I KNOW I SCREWED IT UP" she actually thought i was her boyfriend after that night because she pmed me to out, when i met her we tungkissed and talked a bit, but damn, i just don't have anything to tell!

So guys, how can i write to her? what should i say?
I really hope you guys can help me out, it will matters a lot!

Thank-you

How to end a text message convo with a girl you've been seeing:

"Your fingers must be tired from playing with your phone too much (and with other things), so I'll let you go for now but feel free to distract me tomorrow." - You

[as a potential follow up text, you can acknowledge your obvious sexual innuendo]

"You see what I just did there??? I love to play. Hopefully you do too!" - You

Wow this is great stuff Jay Wa. Thanks for all the posts, keep em coming!

That joke about the first thing into your head
ME:what colour is a fridge?

HER:White

me:What do cows drink?

Her:Milk

This works a total charm!!! Field tested 4 times and it only failed once to get a girl to laugh and some sort of playful kino. Try it!

wicked post

gonna steal some of these

love it!!!!!!

I would say it is!

great stuff all this! Good job mate !