hi guys
this milf that used to buy games from me for her son just texted me, asking me how i have been and if i have any new games.
i said i have been ok, just stressed out about a career choice that i have to make.
she said "what are your choices?"
i said "doctor or p0rn star, which one do you think i should pick?"
she said "hahaha...well it takes a long time to become a doctor, but you will have a more stable income. p0rn star, i guess you can make a quick buck but you won't make as much as a doctor."

the thing is, i dont look anything like a p0rn star, I am short, hairy, and ugly. so i cant even believe she bought that. or did she?

what should i say next?

I think she was just playing along bro. Keep playing with it for one more text but after that you should drop it before she does believe you lol

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I am out of ideas. what should i say next?

She didn't buy the porn star bit, she just wanted to talk to you, so she gave you her opinion in a playful way. You're in a good spot because you can use that to flirt with her or just be funny. Tell her, "But I already have my porn name picked out! I'm gonna be Johnny Goodbody!" Or just tell her "I'm gonna be the doctor in the porn movie and they're lookin for somebody to play the sexy nurse..." Be creative.


-Ruggedized

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Hahaha, nice, Rugg. I agree with him, going into role play can be extremely exciting for both of you, regardless of how bizarre or unrealistic it is

I dont know man, the sexy nurse bit is a little creepy....i dont want to drive her away.
can i just say "you are so cute. actually it's too complicated to explain in text, so the next time we see each other I will tell you"

She texted you because she wanted to talk to you. Besides, if she's not into it, she has a way out; all she has to say is "Well, I hope they find someone!" Even then, it doesn't mean she's not interested, it just means she doesn't want to escalate over text, and rightfully so. It's very unsatisfying to escalate like that, but it works for setting the scene for a day 2.


-Ruggedized

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you should risk creepy, you don't have to say exactly what he says, trust me, you will be amazed how much crazy shit you can say to a girl, regardless of not even knowing her, and get away with it if you have a strong frame of mind.

It's not creepy if you don't come out and say it directly anyway. If you say, "Well, actually, I'm supposed to play a doctor in a porn and they want me to find someone to play the sexy nurse..."

She doesn't have to respond, so she wouldn't if she wasn't comfortable. If you say exactly what was in quotes, it will work. She'll let you know whether or not she's into it. But mi1ooo98 is right in saying you don't have to quote me. It's actually better if you don't, it seems more like you that way.


-Ruggedized

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alright guys, so i told her the Johnny Goodbody piece and she says
"Well if you're that invested then maybe that's a sign to go for it. "

what now?
I am thinking "will you be my scene partner?"

Now tell her "Ironically they want me to play a doctor! I'm supposed to find someone to play the sexy nurse..." Dude, this isn't creepy, it's flirting. Girls love suggestion rather than outright direct comments. Balls up! Just see how she responds.

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but she is believing me. that's the problem.

Then just type in "lol, i could never be a porn star. What's goin on with you?"

-Ruggedized

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Whattt, man that's ridiculous, you can easily convince her otherwise.

Here's the thing, you can press forward with the porn star thing, or you can take a step back and escalate a different way, but you're going to eventually have to say some things that you might think are ballsy.


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