OK, I kind of combined SirSlick's opener with a story that happened in ICING...But me and SirSlick was sarging and wasn't with an EX. It's not much with DHV, but comedy is in action here. Here it goes:

PUA: Do you think this heart shaped earing make me look gay?
HB: Yes/No
PUA: It's because me and my ExGF was looking for an earing for her little sister at Claire's. And this employee noticed it and was like, "hey is that a heart earing?" I'm like, "isn't it obvious?" She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, it's just my Gaydar went off again."
PUA: I didn't care that I looked gay. It's not like I'll get hit on by guys.
PUA: And you know what happened after?(let them guess) OK, we went to starbucks to get some coffee. And this guy came up to me and was like, "I like uR blazer. Where did you get it." I'm like KarmaLoops. He's like, "Where's that at? Oh, I love the texture." And he starts rubbbing it. So I look over to my EX like, "Help me!"
PUA: Obviously she didn't coz she was enjoying it, she was laughing her ass off. So I just went to the parking lot, and waited. Then I saw her coming with the guy, and coincidentally, he parked his car next to hers. So she got in and locked me out. I had to talk to him for 10 or 15 minutes, I was being nice, it's bad karma to blow him off..... And in the end..., we exchanged numbers, got crazy drunk, and got married in Vegas. Now I'm totally miserable.



If they say anything like, "eww!!!" or "uR married to a gay guy now?" or something along those lines say. Just say a neg, or some CNF line. I don't wanna post any coz negs and CNF should come out naturally instead of rehearsed. But I guess I post one.

HB: Eww...gross you fag!
PUA: Did you take an IQ test yet? Coz even my 8 yr old nephew knew that it was a joke. Sheesh!(next topic)
HB: So what actually happened.
PUA: Cut the thread go back to it later

Hey, that sounds soooo familiar

Possible response:
HB: Eww...gross you fag!
PUA: It’s tough to be such a sex symbol. *SMILE* [stack]