So I hung out with one of my boys this Thanksgiving Break from university. He showed me this at his dorm: http://www.secretalien.com/angryjew/wp- ... hlight.jpg

He showed it to me as if it was his latest device, meet the flashlight 2.0 or something. He told me he got it because his sock turned into a cardboard over time. I told him, "Bro you been down here too long." Then I started wondering. What if I carried one of those shits with me. People would think I'm weird or a loser. But if a girl carried a vibrator, everyone would be think, "Hell yes." To add onto it, girls don't like sex. Sex is "dirty". But we're only after one thing. So why would carrying a male sex toy be bad? This society has some fucked up double standards, I swear. Anyone seen these before?

Damn, I'm starting to kind of want to replace the water bottle on the side of my backpack with one of these bad boys.

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yes, you are right, it's a huge double standard.

one of many...

like when a group of people are killed, they say "women and children" killed, as though male lives (sons, brothers, fathers) have no value.

like when women bitch about equal rights, but don't march down and sign up for the draft.

like the charity that gives food to poor "parents" and "children" is called WIC (here in the states), women-infants-children...heaven forbid a hungry man gets a bite to eat, right?

like when my female manager grabbed my cock and balls, leaned over, and said "get in my office and eat my pussy", you think i could have won a sexual harassment case? as a man?

like all of the tv shows, and music, and popular media that portray the image "you don't need no man" , "yo' baby don't need no daddy" , etc... ever watch maury povich? all them kids got one thing in common...no daddy.

just sayn

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Or like when father says to his daughter and son, "when you turn 16, you can start dating" daughter turns 16 and father says no but son turn 16 and the father is happy about it. You call a white man a cracker, nothing happens. White man calls a black man a ****** (captured, convicted, & killed). If a woman hits you it means she's upset but if a man hits a woman he's worse than Hitler.

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I entered this topic a happy man.

I am now angry and enlightened.

Suppose you do exchange your water bottle with the fleshlight.....What would you say? lmao


I've seen them before in sex shops around here...I have NEVER seen, or at least noticed anyone carrying one in the open tho lol It could be funny man...but yeah, have you thought further into as to how your conversations would go when people approach you about having a fake pussy in your water bottle holder? lol

Kind of like..a pocket pussy. Or just take it out in the middle of class and use it as a pencil holder. Need an eraser? No problem, just use the skin. But I gotta say, I also saw a porn with a woman using one of these on a guy, feminism is taking over. First men used the toys on women in videos, now women are using them on us. What else is missing? The strap-on?

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ahaha @ pencil holder...thats classic


s for the porn...its an industry that has survived selling its product, and products associated to its market....I personally don't see the satisfaction of a female using a fleshlight on a male during sex.... Give me that mouth or pussy...to hell with a fake one... But say, using a vibrator on a female, during sex, is cool...cuz a lot of females could use the extra stimulation, ya know? But yeah, why the fuck would a guy waste his time with a naked woman, using a sex toy on himself? I never understood that aspect of porn....Cuz I remember when I was younger I did see a video where a guy, with a huge dick, mind you, use a strap on, on the female he was fucking....then he took it off and proceeded to fuck her with his cock....Why??? Why wasn't he just fucking her to begin with? Why did he need to go the other route? It doesnt make sense......but at the same time, its what is making them money....No matter how fucked up it may seem lol

I know what you mean man. Like one time I saw a video of a guy with a big toe..-
Like why man? Why? It just didn't make sense. Imagine listening to what would come out of that room with the door shut.

"Oh my god, your ear."
"Oh no, that's your foot."
"Not the nose."

Ahchoo?

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Its fuckin weird man.....My only thought of reason is because of the internet lol See how technology ruins people?! lmao

Honestly tho...I could be wrong...but I've seen pornos from the 70's and 80's....and they corny as fuck like most porn...but they were straight sex..meaning, oral/vaginal sex..sometimes anal.. Move towards the 90s and 2000's....Look at all the fucked fetishes there are.. I don't know if they've always been around..But the industry sees what people search for online...Things they would never tell someone in person that they have a fetish for....The industry sees this..and integrates the shit into their movies...thats my best guess.

A good show to watch... is "Dave's Old Porn"

Its that guy, Dave Attell. who had the "Insomniac with Dave Attell" tv show a while back.....Well, he usually gets a couple guests, and they watch old porn videos.. Its pretty funny....but at the same time, you can get a sense at how and when things started to shift in that industry lol

I agree with the double standard thing - it's OK for a guy to fuck as many women as he wants but if a girl does the same to men, she is a whore? - Yet men complain when girls do not "put-out". Messed up, yes?

I and many other girls would disagree that we don't like sex, I love it and more and more girls are becoming more open about sex than they used to be - this is a good thing! I own one or two sex toys, they are fun accessories to mess around with alone or together in the bedroom, I don't 'carry it around' with me everywhere though, that would be fairly strange.

If a guy wants to play around with sex toys made specifically for men, I don't see why he shouldn't be allowed to do so.

a lot of women get violently upset at the idea of their guy using a sex toy on himself.

seriously.

i'm not making that up either.

i read a couple of good articles and watched a documentary on this topic.

those same women say it's okay for them to have vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, nipple clamps, clitoral jewelry, strapon-double-ended-24inch double-dongs, etc...

culture is NO different than micro interactions.

it's just a macrocosm.

think about it.

your woman will typically attempt to get away with whatever you let her and she will treat you as much like shit as you allow.

guys, as a whole, have allowed woman, as a whole, to perpetrate this same shit on us en masse.

COLLECTIVELY, WE HAVE FAILED THE SHIT TESTS AND COLLECTIVELY WE ARE BETA-AFC-EMASCULATED ORBITTERS.

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Not any more messed up as any other double standard.

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thanks for sharing this information.. i like this post....

This is funny shit.

Yeah i know what one of those are. I had a friend....i would say a guy i knew.lol. This guy loved his fleshlight more than the real thing. I DO NOT understand. But it was funny. He would say that it was better because he could throw it on the floor when he was done. ha.

Anyway this guy would hook up (with a real girl) every so often. I made a bet with him that the next time he was having sex that he wouldnt pull the toy out. Well the crazy mofo did. They were in the middle of sex.. he stoped.. grabed his "toy".. and told her to hold it. Ofcourse she didnt know what it was. She held it anyway and he started fucking it. She spazed out and asked him what the hell he was doing. His response was that his fleshlight felt better than her.. Needless to say she got pissed and left. Yes his a dickhead, but the poor girl knew what she was getting herself into. Everyone knows how this guy is anyway. I just thought it was funny as hell.