Agreed! Keep'em coming! Some great stuff!

ok guys, im gonna share some more lol
Im gonna try not to get off topic so, lets focus on facebook game:
First, i dont jump into a chat convo unless she is some1 that i have met personally, and even if i have met her, i will make a couple funny comments on pics, status, or posts and she her reaction before jumping into the chat. When she "like" or comments, ITS ON!!! I have successfully opened GIRLS by saying "just letting you know, i like coffee". The last girl i used this, when like this:
Me- hey hey ... just wanna let you know that i like coffee
She- so?!
Me- so im making it easy for you to invite me out! No need for expensive dinners, helicopter rides around NYC, broadway shows, etc... coffee is fine, quick and simple!
She- and why would i invite you for coffe?
Me- cause if i do, you will think i wanna make you my next girlfriend or something, and that is definitely not the case. I just think we are both cool people and we can have some good laughs over coffee!
She- i will think about it lol
Me- dunkin donuts is fine ... no need for fancy starbucks
She- lol ... ok, i will let you know
Me- oh... just one last thing... coffee is on you!
She- on me?! why? i dont pay coffee to guys, guys pay me!
Me- well, first, because you are gonna be the one inviting, so if you invite, you pay ... second, because i charge for my company ... and third, cause im not like the other guys (i feel like i sound like every guy saying "im not like the other guys" lol)
She- lol ... we will see about that
Me- cream and sugar... no milk ... 2 sugars!
She- what the hell... do you want me to make your coffee too?
Me- no... but since youre ordering it, im making it easy for you by letting you know ahead what i want!
She- now youre making me feel like having coffee lol
Me- like a creamy, flavourous, hot, tastefull, coffee?! oh yeesss ... lol ... ok im gonna let you go before you start hating me
She- i hate you already lol ... lets go for coffee, but i cant take long

Done deal ... There was this other girl that i used the same line, she didnt answer. Two days later she puts a "like" on my status. Later that day i send her a message just saying "dunkin donuts coffee is fine ... but starbucks would just make my day!". She goes "youre a weirdo" ... and i answered "Why? cause i like coffee or cause im making it easy for you to invite for a short hang out? " ... and i developed it from there. We went for lunch 2 days later

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Here is the first, and so far the most challanging girl i got with the "coffee" line. I had posted this on another forum topic so im just gonna copy and paste. It took me more than a week to go out with her cause she would only reply to my messages overnight, but it was worth it. I saw by her profile that she was more of a reserved person. Also, i had just randomly add her on fb at the time i was promoting nightclubs and just adding random ppl for promoting purposes, so i had to kind of take it slower. Here it goes
ME: hello hello... just letting u know that i like coffee... .

SHE: Howdy...
Hmmm I see ur birthday is coming up. Was that a hint that u'd like a new coffee maker?? :-/

ME: O_o ... I HATE UUUUU... u just killed my punch line ... i dont even know what to say now :/
well... let me go straight into the point:
I already got who will get me some coffee bean, the mugs, uhmmm... and the spoons... AHHH, and the sugar as well. I still need the coffee maker, the coffee tables... and everything else till i make my own coffee shop .

SHE: ::GASP:: U cant, cant cant hate me....ill cry myself a river and drown without my floaties
hahaha...i call coffee mints! those r a must .

ME: coffee mints ... ur the best... i knew something was missing on my list!!! ... but... uhmmm... can u still get me the coffee maker?! :/
ohh... and btw... my bday is in 35 days.... and i cant stay that long without coffee... so ... feel free to invite me for coffee ...lol .

SHE: hahaha! well me dont likey coffee. it makes me bloated plus makes ur teeth yellow, but there is an exception for coffee ice cream so u have to make sure this coffee shop of your has some really yummy ones. how about i invite u for some of that instead? hahaha .

ME: oh yeee, dont worry... my coffee place is gonna have coffee everything!!! coffee pancakes, coffee-colada, coffee hamburgers, coffee salads... u name it ...lol !!!
I would deff accept an invite for coffee ice cream... im actually hoping u desapoint me so i can show u the real deal coffee ice cream i will have at my place ... there is only 1 problem... uhmm... im a really clumsy person and i need to use a bib while i eat ice cream... so... uhmm... its your call ... .

SHE: Geezuz cant take u anywhere!!! imma have to think about that then. Let me know when u graduate from ur bib. im afraid to ask if ur still wearing diapers too! 0_0 hahaha .

ME: ahahah... to tell u the truth, i used to wear diapers so i could go out for coffee... but then i got used to it. I feel so proud of myself now that i can go for coffee without diapers
Well, if you let me know a day in advance, I will do my best practicing eating without a bib!!! i will eat ice cream for breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc... until i become the "pro ice cream licker" (*NO BIB expert class - for professionals only) .

SHE: Hahaha how about u just let me know when u think ur ready instead? Yeah that sounds better.

ME: uhmmm... miss Narvaez doesnt like to make decisions uh (minus 1 point lol). Well... if i start practicing today at lunch and dinner, i might be able to eat ice cream with no bib by tonight... using a cup and a spoon. If you prefer going some other day, i might be able to master eating those cone ice creams with no bib .

SHE: yeah i dont think i want to risk it. i have an image to maintain u know. hahaha. keep me posted on when u've graduated to no bibs. too-ta-loo! .

ME: lol... im the 1 who should be concerned with my reputation... eating ice cream with a bib :/ ... what the hell would ppl think of me?!
Well... now seriously... i practiced the whole day yesterday and im now able to eat the vanilla cone ice creams using just 1 hand, and with my eyes close, and NO BIBS ... Impressed?! ... and u havent seen me eating sushi using hashi ... i look like Bruce Lee playing with nunchuks
Just let me know when u want to test my skills. Any day should be ok with me.
Take care .

SHE: Sushi using hashi?!?! Wahhh-whattttttt?!?! Now this I gotta see
Im pretty free too. Pick a day. I could use a sushi buddy. None of my friends really like sushi so I miss out. Wanna grab some for lunch tommorow or Sunday? Let me know what works best for u, kkk?

ME: Hashi are the choopsticks, whats so special about being able to use them? lol... dont tell me u use a fork and a knif to eat sushi cause i will tell u to read the "how to eat sushi for dummies" b4 i accept ur invitation :p
Sushi deff sounds like a plan. if u wanna go tomorrow lets make it after 3. If u prefer sunday, just let me know the time and place

SHE: I know what u said fool. U must have had interference reading my sarcasm. -_-
I use chop sticks but it's been awhile so I might be rusty. I can do tommorow after 3p. Wanna do a late lunch? How about around 4p?
R u picking me up? I'm not sure where u live. I usually go to this place called Nori but if u know some other place that's good lm down to try it out. Let me know.
Later skipper!

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How did she respond to that?!

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1- If you complement do it a serious way.
2- If a conversation starts with a low vibe and seems not getting anywhere, be direct but not on an emotional level.

She laughed and said she would always play rock from now on to stay on the safe side. I said that we should play rock/paper/scissors and whoever loses pays coffee, and I warned her that I haven't lost since I was in second grade. We met up for sushi a couple days later.

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You just gave me a huge advice on mindset, i usually don't say what you just said to her because i would perceive it as a little bit immature.
Anyway it was all about me worrying if whatever i say is immature, or not cool enough to say, which killed attraction and unfocused me from the moment.
anyway, good job

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2- If a conversation starts with a low vibe and seems not getting anywhere, be direct but not on an emotional level.

This stuff is GOLD! Gonna use this in the future for sure! Already copied and pasted into a word document

Im gonna give you some pointers i learned from experience:
1- I usually say "the difference between a good comedian great comedian is that the great comedian is not affraid of not being funny". I used to be just like you, i would even say stuff in my mind, laugh, but not deliver it. Then i figured "i see guys making smart/sarcastic remarks all the time, why cant i do it?". Now my friends even ask me "how the hell do you come up with such remarks?" lol

2- Meet new people and BE THAT GUY that you enjoy being, make those smart remarks. Its way easier to "start from scratch" (being that person you enjoy being with new ppl you meet) than to just "change" and start being that "new you" with ppl that already know you. It might sound strange, but you will feel less confortable with ppl that already know you, so, work it progressively.

3- Im very sarcastic and i love to make start remarks. What i do is i play around and i put words on girls mouth like "did you just call me an asshole?! HI5 to that... now we are talking ... you dont take my shit, i dont take yours, thats my kind of people!". This makes them confortable being assholes back to me. AND LET ME TELL YOU, they love to be assholes, and they love when a guy has a comeback... BUT if we are in a group of ppl, i take it easy cause you dont want her to look bad in front of her friends, but when im 1 on 1, ITS ON and they love it!

4- I have this mindset that goes: "i will be who i like to be, if you dont like my sense of humor, most likely im not even gonna have fun hanging out with you, so why am i gonna go after you? i like hot girls, but i prefer hot girls with a sense of humor!"

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Some smart remarks that i use and have a positive response:

She- Am i over dressed?
Me- yes you are (pause) ... start taking your clothes OFF!

She- Am i under dressed?
Me- No... not yet

She- are you gonna pay me a drink?
Me- i only pay drinks to girls who pay back with sexual favors (... so you better pay the next round or i start charging interest - this part is optional, depends on her reaction to my first line lol)
Me- dont tell me you cant find your money inside that huge wallet?

She- you think youre funny?
Me- uhmmm... now that you ask, no ... but again, why would waste my time thinking about the obvious? its obvious im funny so, no need to think about it!

Me- You got to teach me how to use the chopstick to eat sushi.... im a fast learner!
She- i dont know about fast :p
Me- dont blame your lack of teaching skill on me dude
She- youre a comeback king!

She- dude, you got no game!
Me- you already dont leave me the fuck alone... imagine if i did have game!

She- what are you doing?
Me- i was waiting for you to invite me for breakfast/lunch/dinner, but its too late now

If a girls asks me 2 personal question i go "do you also want my credit report, criminal record, and blood tests too? ... damn, i feel im going through an interview or something

NOW, i do this and than i throw a smile or something. Also, i do it to stop convos from getting too monotunous, normal, and boring

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Nice thread

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That's solid! Respect man! I'm gonna try to say what ever comes through my mind (except needy/desperate/approval seeking behavior of course).
Comebacks are the greatest way to show your true funny self... as canned materials and cocky funny lines can be leaned as script and maybe appear too fake when using them.
Thanks !

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Golden Rules i learned:
1- If you complement do it a serious way.
2- If a conversation starts with a low vibe and seems not getting anywhere, be direct but not on an emotional level.

Well, this is my opinion on canned material:
I do use canned material, the difference is this: my canned material are lines/comebacks/openers that I used, they worked, and then i make a mental note to try them again to see the reaction. If there is a constant positive reaction, i will "can" it. Using other peoples lines can sound fake cause they are not yours. Take note of YOUR lines and can them. There is nothing wrong with canned material, every1 uses it. Its like a girl that uses xyz perfume, dress, make up, or hair style: she knows it attracts guys, so they just use it! its a form of canned material.

BTW... i was talking to this girl at a club yesterday. We had some stuff in common, very interesting girl, but i was getting afraid that the convo was gonna turn into something "deep". I wanted to turn it into a playfull, short talk convo and make her more confortable and recepting to my cocky lines so i go "O-M-G... we have sooooo much in common and you are so sweet and interesting... O-M-G ... we should make love sometime!" ... i laugh, she laughs and i go "i dont want to break your heart or anything, but... it was a joke!" ... for the rest of the night she just game me these realy deep looks. She sent me a message today wishing me happy thanks giving. I replied "happy thanksgiving... i will call you tomorrow so we can set something for the weekend", she replied "sounds great!"

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BTW guys, check out my field report. It has a couple months but i believe you guys will find it interesting!

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Really nice stuff there, keep going

Best way to break the ice.I`m wating for some more.