Me, Packer and and another wing are sitting at a table at the club. The question was, who's set is it. The set sitting across the room was an HB 7.5 asian and an HB 8 pink haired girl. We all wanted to open her and in a 3 way paper rock scissors competition I picked rock, Packer picked paper, Wing picked scissors. Thus, causing a draw.
So, sitting at the table we are discussing who is going in. I wanted to and just as I said fuck it and was getting up to go pop the set. Wing went for it. Since he opened the set he gets the pink haired girl.
I sat with Packer chilling out for a few minutes discussing who was gonna wing Wing.
It looks like this HB 7.5 asian sitting against the wall. Hb 8 pink haired girl sitting in a chair on the other side of the table. Wing standing at the side of the table.
In I go..
Me:(Hand on HB 8 shoulder and say to Shah) Jessica is gonna be here soon and she said she has a surprise for us.
Wing: Yeah, shes actually a man.
Me: Were you guys just talking about the...
Wing: Wheelchair
Me: Oh, Jason being in the wheel chair. What do you think?(I say to the girls)
Me: (I sit on a stool beside the HB
HB8: I feel like this is just an excuse for you to start talking to us.
Me: Trust me, ive got alot of more interesting things to say than.
Wing: Interrupts
Me: (I stand up and move Wing aside and go and sit beside the HB 7.5 at the wall, so im locked in)
Me: So, How do you all know each other?
Girls: blah blah blah
Packer comes in: Hey guys Jessica said she was bringing puppies to this place. Im gonna go find her.
Me: Right on. ( I turn to my target, the HB 7.5) You seem like a girl who is interested in people.
HB 7.5: I study psychology
I begin kino, and we fluff for a while. She tells me she likes cleaning, doing house chores. She was raised to be a trophy wife, thats what I took from the conversation. The I.O.I.s were all there. she qualified herself alot for me.
We Play the 5 questions game
Me: Ok, lets bet whoever loses this game has to finish there drink
HB 7.5: Well, since your drink is gone thats not fair
Me: Ok, the loser has to make the other person dinner
HB 7.5: Ok
Me: What city are we in?
HB7.5: Mississauga
Me: What country are we in?
HB7.5: America
ME: What month is it?
HB7.5: July
Me: How many question was that?
HB7.5: 11
Me: Fuck, you got me, have you played this game before?
HB7.5: No. Ahh ha (laughter)
Me: Got you with the last one. (laughing)
Me: Alright, gimme your number. Your gonna enjoy this more than me I bet.
HB7.5: I actually dont have a phone. HB 8 and I share a phone so Ill have to give you her number.
Me: Fair enough. ( I take her number, than I call her phone to give them my number, this is something ive been doing lately. I always make sure I save myself in the girls phone so when I call they dont say "Who is this")
I link our phones and the HB 7.5 tells me she is going to the bar to get a drink.
I bounce also to find Packer, also to leave Wing with the HB 8.
Wing follows me as I leave.
Now, Wing didnt close the deal with the HB 8 and I also caught some I.O.I.s from the HB 8. I was thinking when I call them to go for the threesome, or use the HB 7.5 to get the HB 8. Is that fair?
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