I see a lot of "can you review my profile " threads

but no sticky thread on how you should build your profile, if anyone has a link let me know.

Nope no definative guide. But I'll tell ya what has worked for me:

Pictures:
One headshot from shoulders up with a nice smile as the main picture.

One full body shot

One pic being kinda funny/goofy showing you are playful

The rest of the pics should be of you doing your hobbies, or tell something about you. For example at parties with friends (at parties with female friends is a plus if done correctly). Or even some pictures of you skiing or something....


Profile:
Good humor is best. Be original, be funny. Don't give out too much info about yourself. Tell a enough to DHV, and leave women wondering about you.

For example this is good: This is more AFC: The first description leaves mystery, and DHV's with out really bragging too much. It has given hints the person was popular in college, has a good education, travels, and stays in shape by working out.

Hope this brief example helps.

A rough template would be:
Username- Funny or cocky
Tagline Funny or Cocky
Photo's DHV

Then the about me (Choose order in what suits your personality best)

1. Demonstrate confidence
(David De Angelo's Cocky Funny works well. Can also be described as "cheeky")
2. DHV
3. Humour (Ties in well with Cocky Funny)
4. Mystery
5. Raport
6. Frame control



A little breakdown

In raport basically you demonstrate you know what women want. WOMEN LOVE MEN WHO LOVE WOMEN.
This is where you make women feel comfortable and demonstrate how you are attuned to her needs. It shows intelligence and empathy which are traits women appreciate.

dlightmen Sums up mystery pretty well but some more details.
You allow her to use her imagination to figure you out by not SPAM too many details. Avoid talking about yourself too much. Be aloof. As an example think of an episode of the TV show lost how your thinking WTF happens next? You are dying to find out and the suspense kills you enough to make sure you are sat on the couch with beer in hand a good five minutes before the show starts just to make sure you don't miss it. Give her a taster and then cut the supply. Create suspense and anticipation!

DHV is Qualifying. YOU are the prize, girl needs to prove herself to you. Get her to chase you. Get her to jump through you're hoops. Take control and be a fucking man.
Do not kiss her ass like all the other knuckle dragging Neanderthal pansies.
Don't act like a dick, it's got to be subtle. telling them you have high values shows her you have low values. If you hear a guy saying 'I own a helicopter' you think 'yeah right buddy and even if you do your a douche who is so insecure you actually need to tell me this?' But if you see a helicopter hovering over about to land and this guy bungees out in front of you you think 'shit this dude is cool I never knew he had a helicopter what a legend'. Instead directly SHOW them you have high values.

And finally, What do women almost always say is the no.1 trait they look for in a guy? If you said a personality like a cardboard cut out of a fish you were wrong. HUMOUR. Absolute key - it's like gold dust. Lucky for you 90% of the competition (other guys)have a personality like a cardboard cut out of a fish and are desperate and needy. A vicious circle which is solved by adding humour. It has to link in to your personality but you could say something along the lines of

'women see men like toilets. Either engaged, vacant or full of shit...but lets be honest men see women like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.'

'MASTUBATE ...I know I spelled it wrong. You try typing with one hand'

'Unlike these other idiots, I know how to use splel shlecker.'

'I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy... I'd have had nothing to play with.'
This last one is self deprecating humour. Usually not The best type of humour but if you find you are being to confident / cocky (A massive turn off for women) it demonstrates you don't take yourself too seriously and can show that you are down to earth.

I don't understand how masturbation jokes are gonna help at all, wouldn't that chase all the women away?