She said this to me on fb while unadded: Don't be rude yo!
Me: k?
Her: are you going to add me back?
Me: nah, i dont wanna be able to see ur pics.
Her: what the hellllll you are ridiculous!!!
Me: Well I'm in the ridiculous business, deal w/ it.
Her: you make absolutely no sense to me.
Me: welcome to the real world.
Her: oh puhlease. you are being purposefully difficult.
Me: If you say so.
Her: i dont understand why you cant just add me back, its not like you even have to look at my profile if you don't want to.
Me: I'm sorry, you are a nice girl. But I just can’t keep contact with you because I am too fucking horny for you. I’m like a predator. You are not safe around me.
Her: oh my god! haha what the hell was that like rant you went on about not being attracted to me then ?
Me: I don't want to be, I'm just trying to control myself. And after we made out at the mall that one day I felt as if I had a stomach ache/bladder issue. When I got home and felt myself up, it turned out my left ball was in pain.
Her: what does that even mean?
Me: It means I couldn't finish so when I got home I had to find some aggressive porn. It's all your fault, you've done enough
Her: i didnt even do anything! aaaaaaah, you are an idiot
Me: Lol ok, anything else?
Her: i just dont understand. did you just lie about everything before then or what?
Me: Let's make a deal. I'll add you back, you help me get rid of my horniness.
Her: Pft. Really. And How do you suggest I do that? because as you said before you just can't make yourself be attracted to me or whateverrr
Me: By getting on all fours, it's not rocket science you know.

Her: you are. absolutely. insane. for all i know. you could be lying right now. and you were completely telling the truth a couple days ago! im not going to play these mind games with you
Me: We'll talk about that later in your room.
She ended up adding ME instead. Here's her NEWEST tweet: what is this i can't even......