hello , this i my first post. i have to say i really like the things that are posted here , there is a lot of good information.


let me tell about my opening .

me : i think you have a problem (im sayin it with some serious look with a little smile after)
her: what ? tell me ?
me: before that i have to ask you a question. do you have a boyfriend ?
he: yes/no doesnt really matters ...
me: thats your problem !

i like to use that becouse i really dont like messing up with others girlfriends
when she says yes most of the time im just saying "thats your problem" with a sad face and start walking away but 60-70% they pull me back rofling.

i came up with that after a visit to the dr. i was sick and he asked me that stupid question ; Do you take drugs ? and i was like "omg , no" and then he sad "well , thats your problem"
so after that i reverse it a little bit and come out with that

i've read the forum for a few days now and i think this is what you call a openner of maybe a neg i dunno i think it work for both things.
hope you like it

hope you like it.

im sorry if my english is awful