This is some funny sh!t right here, but if this doesnt get you slapped, and i do mean HARD, then i dont know what the fuk will...

"Hey how's it going, you look bored so I'm gunna come keep you company"
"You guys seem cool, what's going on?"

I don't like canned stuff, but every once and a while if I read a good one I'll try it out.
One canned one I do like though is "I know you probably get no attention from guys whatsoever so I thought I'd come talk to you (and make your night)." Courtesy of Gambler (as far as I know) the parentheses is just something I added.


I also like physical openers, bumping into them and smiling, winking from across the room, fixing something they're wearing, etc. Works great, especially if they reject you at first. Makes it all the better when you go and own the set.

That's awesome. Gonna steal that one for sure.
My usual opener is "Hey I'm P" and I reach out my hand.

What do you guys say after these openers? I usually use opinion openers which tends to lead to other converstaions. What are you guys using?

To the guys saying direct openers like "hi" or "how's it going" doesn't work... you guys don't know shit! It all depends on how you say it and on your body language.. you gotta project charm and confidence and girls will talk to you. Simply saying 'hi, how are u doin' has worked wonders for me, this is the way girls open to guys they're interested in too.

But these are my favorites when I dick around:

1) HI! would you like to get laid tonight? ..... that's a rhetorical question, Yes u do!
2) Hi ladies... there's an afterparty in my pants tonight, are u interested or do we need more alcohol?
3) Damn! you look like you're craving semen .... Hi my name is ____

group of girls: So who among you is the sluttiest tonight? I have a special surprise for you....

And BELIEVE IT OR NOT, half the time I don't get completely shut down. I usually end up having a conversation but you gotta be funny, playful and assertive.



The WORST opener to use imo:

"Hi, can I buy you a drink?" ....this was my bread and butter when i was a fool, and i always wasted money!



"I know you probably get no attention from guys whatsoever so I thought I'd come talk to you"

haha nice, i love that one! it's good on hot girls

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Some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything but make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

If there's a group of 4 girls the stock standard one is..

"Hey its like sex and the city...which ones samantha"

They inevitably talk about which one there "are"

Then you can chime in with "Im obviously Mr. Big".

"I always go for 1st pressing, not say, 4th or 5th pressing. I mean, why let everyone else have their fun with the olives?"

If anyone gets that reference, I'll give you a biscuit

In all seriousness most of my openers are either variations of "Hey, how's it going?" or some direct ones. I will occasionally go indirect though.

I recently number closed twice with some very direct openers when I was out experimenting:

"Hey, it's getting late, do you want me to spend ages chatting you up or shall we just go upstairs and make out?" - This actually worked, but I wouldn't recommend it since I have field tested it ONCE whilst drunk

"Hey, it's my birthday, can I get a birthday kiss?" *kisses*
"It isn't really my birthday, I just wanted to kiss you"

Again, use with discretion, I was drunk and in an experimental mood, I'm also above average in the looks department which may make a difference. I also didn't care one iota about the outcome. These are absolutely NOT tried and true openers!

extra virgin

I usally go up to groups of two girls, maybe more if I have a wingman, smiling says: --cheers! and asks what they are celebrating and then follow up with something depending on their answer.

You don't need creativity. I've never used anything other than "hey how's it going" or some observational opener and I have never been shut down on opening. The opener is the least important part of seduction. Most girls are nice and will give you 2-3 minutes no matter how simple your opener is. Maybe I'm better looking or maybe it's the way I dress and the friends I have, but in my experience opening doesn't mean shit. It's everything else that really matter.

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La Dolce Vita.

I agree with you AU Nat except for the part where you can go 2-3 minutes without the hook. I find that if I don't hook them after 1 minute the impromptu situational thread is dead, and they lose interest.

I had fun with this line and quite frankly, I've been getting better at AMOGing this line. The key to my open is just to have fun and not care about being rejected. Every rejection is an experience gained.

1. You see a HB7+, walking opposite sides.
2. Walk closer as if you're making it seem like you didn't see her and accidentally bumped into her.
3. She says, "Uhm... Excuse me?"
4. You say, "Hi, ah..... what's that on your face?"
5. She will 80% of the time say, "What?"
6. You raise your hand and draw your thumb to a random spot on her face and pretend to rub off something her face.
7. She'll be like, "Wtf are you doing?"
8. You, "Hey man, I'm just trying to keep every cute looking girl I'm interested looking at her absolute best. You should thank me princess." Smile and roll off.

I use a similar style first line each time but never the same one, feel it seems like im jsut reciting a script if i use canned openers.

I always use a joke opener thats all or nothing, will either make her laugh and be interested or she thinks im a fool and i leave.

I used this in a club recently and despite only opening with one girl whe then introduced me to her mates and got them chatting with my lads:

Me: (propped up against the bar next to HB) Soo gotta ask you something real quick, would you, sleep with a guy with a 2 inch dick?

HB: Uhhhh (thinking WTF?!)

Me: Genuine question now c'mon?

HB: Errr nah i guess not i doubt it

Me: Well this has been a complete waste of time was nice meeting you byee! (cause a bit of a scene and acting hurt)

HB: Hahaaaaa your funny, ask my mates that!

Boom was straight in there then used a joke saying 'what if the guy had a good body' and suddenly theyre having a grope, not got a good body but they were still all over it all night!

Used similar things but they normaly boil down to a bit of a joke then touching someone up haha