walking down the road and i got approached by a charity mugger (chugger)

CHUGGER: hi can i stop you for a min

ME: Il give you a minute of my time

Chugger: I want to tell you about blah blah blah

ME: (cut her off) whoah-i said il give you a minute of my time and here you are trying to talk about problems in africa? thats never going to get you a guy, tell me something interesting about yourself.

CHUGGER:ummm (cant remember the first thing) and im from lithuania

ME: wow im actually going lithuania next year, vilnius.

CHUGGER: when next year

ME: maybe may

CHUGGER: you should go in july/ august its much nicer and thats when im going

ME: I have known you 5 minutes and your already trying to get me on holiday? your moving our relationship too fast

(fluff talk for a few minutes)

CHUGGER: wow your police? i wanted to be police but i smoke a lil weed

ME: I can tell

CHUGGER: how?

ME: you have one pupil bigger than the other!

CHUGGER: *look of shock* no you do!

ME: haha what ever you say, guna have to try harder than that.

more fluff talk

CHUGGER: im going for a few drinks after work in *** want to tag along?

ME: yeah sure, first drinks on you.

CHUGGER: oh really, and why is that?

ME: you look like the kind of girl that likes to try new things, am i right?

CHUGGER: yeah your right

ME: guys usually buy drinks first, your trying something new so first one is on you.

CHUGGER. yeah why not!

then added her on facebook while i was standing there and asked for her number.

pretty good...the chuggers are good targets in my book as they do all the hard work of approaching hahahaha...its pretty easy to flip the conversation on them and number close.