Alright, so I came across an incredibly life changing, soul searching thing and decided to put it to work, actually its not that insanely cool, I just tought I'd start my own journal of field reports. First because Im tired of trying to find new titles every week and second I can see my progression and you can also see my progression. So enough blabla, I dont wanna bore you out of your mind, make you say to yourself, goddamn it this Dunkmeister always makes me waste half an hour reading his goddamn intros, I think we should ban him from the forum or better yet, show up to his crib with flaming torches and burn him alive hell yeahhh !! But seriously, lets jump to the long awaited part, the field report.

Heres the context, Me, my usual Wing Bitch and this new PUA we met (Not on Lavalife) Effigy. Btw both of them were experienced and its fun to go out with them I had a blast last night but we'll get back on this later. So here we are 3 Wolfuckers (Yeah I like Wolves so what) and we meet up at Effigy's crib. We talk for a bit, have a brew then it's time to go out, we get peacocked (I was wearing my red glittery cowboy hat and a great blue boa) we jump in my car (Oh the Dunk was designated driver) and drove to the supermarket where we bought candy bracelets. This brings us to the challenge segment of the show, brought to you by Quebec City's Green Man, Available for all your parties and events for a cheap rate (Enough of this already Dunk your wasting my time with your stoooopid lines) Well then, stop reading this and go jerk off with stolen cheese ? ANyhow, so Challenge time, the one who would get his candy bracelet all eaten by a girl would win, pretty easy challenge on paper but yo it aint on the field. So after our crazy purchase done, we go to me and bitches classic spot, The Pub Universitaire. Arriving there, people are looking at us majorly and our peacocked (Goddamn people thinking were dressed for halloween) so as soon as we get in the bar we go get a table we sit down and I having the right amount of money in my pockets (0$) decide it would be good to go withdraw some money at the SPAM, so I leave my companions at the table and go outside at the little bank with the 3 SPAM. To my right is a beautiful young lady HB7.5, nothing extravagant but she was cute. Well I wasnt going to game her in a SPAM spot, I always think its somewhat of a place you have to be precautious because it involves money and banking accounts and people get stressed blablabla, but then she looks at me and lets out a giggle (Probably because of my peacocking) so I look at her and Im like Hey what you laughing at ? Your judging me now arent you ?? She laughs and says no !! We both finish our transactions and we start chit chatting, shes telling me shes going to some halloween party with her friends that havent arrived yet then she tells me I bet your here to get wasted man, well allow me to retorque young lady, Im actually designated driver anyways, the more the interaction was going and the more IOI's I was getting (Whitin the first 5 minutes she would be grabbing my arm when I would say something funny and lets be honnest, I aint no comedian but I can make people laugh so at one point she had to be hooked at my arm, and I knew I had to leave the bank dude, sarging in a bank is like trying to get drunk at an AA meeting, its just not right. So I pulled out a deck of cards (How I Love being able to perform some mindblowing magic tricks) and do one. Shes impressed so I do a second one but this time, I make her promise that if she's impressed she has to come back inside the bar while she waits for her friends and chill with me. She agrees, of course I had the trick where I wanted nailed it BOOOM HEADSHOT and here we go back at the bar. We sit down chitchat again, I introduce her to my friends and we have a good time, I playfully steal her teddybear (Part of her costume) and she grabs it back, then comes the point where our friends arrive so we walk back outside the bar to meet her friends, they're leaving to go downtown so I think its the best time for a #close. I ask her if she'd like to talk again someday, she says yes of course, Im like how can this happen she then just says well I'll leave you my number, she puts it in my phone first close of the night. Then I try not to forget about my bracelet so I ask her if she'd like, she asks her friends but they dont want and they then propose me to cheat ??? NO I DONT CHEAT GIRLS ? So we leave, Hug her then they go one way I go back to the bar HELL YEAH Good start good start.

Alrite so back at the bar I go back to join my fellow PUA's but theyre in a set and I will not interrupt them Im not that type so I just wink at them from far and move on, find a lovely 5 sets of exchange students. Challenge accepted, now I have a rule, 3 set or less Ill go for a casual opener, 3 and more Ill go for situational opener. So I get beside their table and use the whats the most important thing for a man to have ? Which of course intiate a discussion among them, lost of back and forth and when I have enough of them talking I just go Ladies hold on a second, Im the focus here get back at me. Makes them laugh that Im such a attention whore Oh yeah, so we get on a new subject and they were all painted as KISS's member, great I love KISS, so I name them Peter Criss, Ace Frehley Paul Stanley and they were no Gene oh well. So I ask them if they like magic (5 set dudes I gotta at least impress all of them) So I do one where they can all participate and my target (An hispanic exchange student who did not speak french) happens to think her card shows up when it doesnt and fucks my trick, I keep the trick going just to show her its not her card and it happens I was right. So I turn to her and Im like Oh Pete, it actually sounds bad calling you Peter whats your real name, she then tells me its Samantha. Im like your gonna be my helper for this trick you owe me one, so I somehow Isolate her but her friends are still somehow looking at me altho some of them just didnt care, so were pretty much just 3 now and I do a trick that involves her name, she gets super stoked blahblahblah but then I see its going nowhere so I just thank them tell them its been great knowing them have a great night and that was my mistake. I learned not to leave a set unless you are clearly told so or she pulls a gun out of her pockets ... you know that happens alot, anyways. In the back of my mind I was coming back but we know that wouldnt happen.

So I go back to bitch, Effigy was already doing a set I think ? Or not cant remember, but we brought his AFC Roomie who said had a thing for asian girls. fortunately for him a 3 sets of korean exchange students sits right behind us, the good guy that I am, I decide to play HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEE YOU MET TED ? (how i met your mother) but then he just comes back to the table, failed set ... the Dunk and Bitch go around the bar and come back to the koreans (One of them was pretty cute I must say) so here we go ''Hey guys you look fun, had to come say hello), I was really way to outside of the set so I introduced myself to the target first and right off the bat I take her hand make her get up and twirl but then I steal her seat. She think its funny and punches me in the eye then spits in my face great IOI, no seriously she just lightly punches my arm (everytime a girl touches you its nothing bad) so I talk to her and she has broken english great the music is kinda loud but not too bad, so as we speak we have to get closer and Kino great. So we talk about nothing and everything I run a couple of routines (Cube then a magic trick) She gets impressed and asks me how I did it ... really ? I tell her shes not cool enough for my tricks man she laughs and then we keep talking she teaches me some korean words like hey man (Dont even ask me what it is I dont remember) But I turn to her friend and tell her shes like OMG Your cool blahblahblah I know Im cool man dont tell me haha. So Bitch brings them on the dancefloor, its me and my target at the table she shows me stuff on her cellphone and all and then I ask her if she wants to go dance to, shes says yess, comes with me we dance then her friends tell her they have to leave, she comes back to me say hey I gotta leave, Im like well then if you wanna leave me like this its your choice, she laughs and Im like well wanna give me your number at least ? She reluctantly says yess, grabs my phone writes down her full name (Facebook too) and her number she leaves after a decently long hug. Hell yeah close number 2.

Now that all the sets are dead, it was time to leave the house, so where do we go next ? Choice is mine ... lets go tame some cougars at the cougar palace RAWRRRR. No hats in there unfortunately but I had my boa still. So we go sit and this club, there are some decently old people it was a big age range, from lets say 25 to 50, anyhow. We sit down and older people drunk are fucking funny ... and maybe on drugs too because Ive never seen people dance like that just by being drunk. Anyway, there are 3 cougars behind our table, Im actually facing them and beside us theres a good freak show going on, short bald gu dancing like a chick stripper with a tall girl, pretty funny thing to see, some hot chick comes but shes soo wasted, she asks me How come your dressed up for Halloween man, its tomorrow the party here ? Im like how come your dressed up ? (Decent neg) She was so drunk that she just went like Im not dressed up and kept on dancing (I was like fuck awwfff) So get back to my seat and the 3 cougs are laughing at the good old freakshow beside me and Im laughing too, I just yell Hey we get free entertainement, theyre like what so I get to the other side of the table and repeat myself, one of the just grabs my boa and starts playing with it (Btw by cougar one of them was decently tight, they werent super old, 2 out of 3 were but my target Id give her 35 tops. So she grabs my boa and asks me why I wear it Im like a man cannot dress how he wants these days ? Makes them laugh, then comes the bracelet challenge, Im like you obviously like the boa and I will reward you with dancing with me only if you eat my bracelet, she does eat the whole bracelet in front of my 2 other wings ( Challenged fulfilled heres your winner the DUNK). Then I get upgrab her hand, she gets up and I pull the classic twirl and steal your spot honey move to sit in the set. They're all really nice ladies, a great public they all laugh at my jokes but my target is giving me clear IOI's so after a while of talking (Me being the center of attraction) we go dancing, I pull target in close with the boa she gets stoked grinds on me weehoo she grabs me with my own boa, then I decide its time for me to fish on stage, sometimes it works sometimes it dont, so I get on stage with Bitch and Effigy and I throw the boa, no bites, hell I gotta go to the restroom, so I go there, on my way back to the Dancefloor, target walks by Im like Oh your leaving, shes like NO while obviously kinoing me, its obviously on. So after a while go back to our booth keep talking blablabla and then we decide its time to leave, one phaseshift and I rocked the Kasey this time but I somehow did not want to ? Weird, like I had the guts I just didnt feel like it was what I wanted, I had fun but didnt want the KC, anyways, hugged them goodbye and we left the bar.

Part 3, Halloween Party at another bar. Get there everyone is all dressed up, man our peacocking doesnt even comes out, fuck it. We go upstairs and there are 2 chicks chilling, HAVVE YOU MET BITCH ? Then I go on her friend and we start talking she was cool but they were leaving soon and at this point I wasnt into it anymore, so she basically told me where to go if I wanted people, it was probably the biggest party where we were right now so we decided it would be time for us to hit the dirty little bars. After a while of talking we go our separate ways.

The small bars, we get to the first one, probably the greasiest bar, its called Le Bateau de Nuit, (The night boat for all you non bilinguals or those of you who dont know how to work with babelfish) its on the top of a chinese restaurant, it is not announced anywhere, no signs nothing, and the door ... its a big drape hell yeahhh. Get in there, theyre playing some old grindcore, theres probably 10 people and 4 off them are girls. Not worth staying seriously, I opened sets but this bar is for kids who wanted to get hammed. Next bar, we get there and its late everyone is drunk. We try a couple of things but its going nowhere, then me and Bitch decide its time for some fun before going home, so we go to everytable and ask them if they like to Fuck Wolves. There were some pretty creative answers I shall say, some of them like dead wolves, some of them likes falcons better than wolves and some of them though wolves were names of their friends ? That wrapped up our night and we left came back home and had a good night sleep, that sums up our night.

So things I learned, you dont need to leave a set if they dont tell you to go away, going sarging with other experienced people is wayyyy more fun. If you dont have fun its not worth anything. You have to find whats right for you and Im starting to find it, more of a cocky funny attitude with some mystery method in it. You can only improve and I am seeing my improvements since I started about 4 months ago. Final part, you have to get ready before sarging, I did, I knew what I wanted to do last night and even if I wouldnt have gotten and closes, I probably still would have felt good because I did not back away at any time from an approach. Hope you liked it stay tuned for more FRs

Day 2 of my Halloween weekend now, so during the day I went and bought some other accessories for my peacocking, god I love Halloween cheap peacocking props and you dont even look like a retard buying them, not that I give a fuck but anyways, so here I was, a big zebra fur hat and a black feather boa god do I love having people noticing me right away. So after my purchase I decide to check how it looks, so me and Duff are walking downtown and its about 430 pm so its daygame from that standpoint. Now for all of you day gamers who are having trouble stopping a girl and locking in right away this is gonna change your life. A couple of weeks ago I just learned about the Yosha Stop. For those of you who dont know what the Yosha Stop is, its the most powerful way to lock in during daygame and I would say has a success rate of ... get ready, hold on to your chairs, you ready ? Mentally ready ?? 100%. A sucess rate of 100%, why ? because the human system is originally wired this way. Now let me explain it to you, for the Yosha Stop, you have to pass in front of the girl lightly jogging, and turn around about 2 feets away after you passed her and all you have to do is say Excuse Me, the point behind her and look at the direction your pointing. Girls will usually think its because they dropped something and your telling them and now that she stopped and you are in front of her, its on, you then follow up by Oh Im sorry I just wanted to get your attention because I thought you looked fun. (You better go with Direct for this). Now for those who would be more visual, just look it up on youtube, its called the yosha stop.

Back to my story, I do the Yosha Stop, she stops, I lock in, Game on baby, so I chat her up and obviously first thing she tells me, wow I really like your outfit, Im giving you an 11 for the hat. I then proceed, oh thanks, I see your disguised for Halloween (She was not) she then laughs. So we talk blablabla and I ask her what shes up to, obviously at this point of the day I had no plans for halloween parties and I didnt wanna go club but unfortunately this girl wasnt the key to any H-Ween parties, It was nice meeting you and bamm, I go back to Duffs appartment.

Now between that time and the actual night I went to watch Hobo With A Shotgun at the Movies, sick movies if you like gore and crazy sick quotes like ... (Its a nice day for a skate rape or When life gives you razor blades .... you make a baseball bat with razor blades) Alright so that was my useless part of the post now lerts get back to the important.

So here I am, a man with no Halloween Parties to go to, until I ask what is Effigy doing tonight and he invites me to his party. Hell Yeah, so we head over there, and as we walk in, two girls come towards us and introduce themselves (It was me and the Duff Brothers), so both Duffs introduce themselves and I just chill there under the radar, once they ask what my name is I just laugh and tell them, Oh please, if I tell you right away it wont be a mystery anymore and you havent showed me you were cool enough for me to give you my name yet. At first they kinda looked at this like oh look at mr big shot walking in and they seemed kinda distant at first but I knew right then I had them noticing me. So I grab a brewskie talk with the Duffs, every thing is going smooth, an even ratio of male females and Effigy is already running is game, we talk for a bit then go back to our occupations. So here comes another girl an hispanic one, she sits down and starts talking with people then as she looks at me she asks me what Im disguised as ... if youd be cool you would know who I am honey, it makes her laugh and we both go in the kitchen and start talking for a while I tell her right away im a pickup artist and she gets so interested man it was crazy she did not care at all and it made me laugh. So Im telling her about it and when I think Ive told her enough I just ask her if she likes magic, shes says yes of course, alright 2 or 3 magic tricks (Love entertaining people) she finds it super sick blablabla then I tell her, Ive known you for about ... 20 minutes so Im sorry no more tricks for you miss, she grabs a shotgun and kill me, no she laughs and Kino, anyways, we go back to the living room and we sit down we talk talk talk then Im out of beer so I go back to the kitchen and she decides its time to talk to some other people. Here comes my 2 lovely ladies from the beginning of the night and then i start talking and being friendly they laugh at my cocky funny jokes and all and one of them offers me a shot of some girly drink. who am I to refuse free alcohawl. So we cheer to that, she asks me for my name again but still shes not cool enough to me but she dont care and keep talking, then we get in some weird theory about humans and one of them says God I Hate Humans. I then turn around and turn back around Hey Im a Cat now !!! They both laugh incredibly hard, to a joke that was somehow not funny but they were both big cats persons, Boom the Dunk has hit a good nerve. So we talk and one of them, my target seems to get more and more interested and keeps talking to me, then drags me back to the living room but were alone now. We then talk about alot of random things, I make her laugh and she gets closer to me. Then people come back inside, I get her to give me a massage and then I tell her my name to reward her, she gets stoked about my name nice nice. So the night goes on, I talk to everyone but especially these 2 girls. Then I see one of the Duffs trying to game one of them so the good guy I am I know I got one set extra hooked so hey might wing a bit, I just walk by him and turn to the girl Did you know that Duff here is one if not the best (cant remember what I said but It was in relation with their conversation) and I gave him a DHV which he thanked me for later So by the end of the night, the girls had made a big Vodka Jello RIbcage looked sick and me and my target pretty much ate the major part of it and yes she was feeding it to me haha. Anyways, time comes for everyone to leave and she then hugs me a decently long time and I just rock the classic, hey you were actually a really nice person and Id like to know you better ... over i dont know some russian lesbian porno ? (Makes her laugh alot if you got enough comfort) Nah seriously, you wanna do something sometimes ? She says yes Ill give you my number (I let her put it in my phone) Then she leaves but comes back 2 minutes later, she has to take the bus but yo shes missing 2 bucks, I then give her 2 bucks and she then turns around and just tell me, dont worry Ill give it back to you when you call me for coffee with a wink. Close successful She leaves and the party starts dying. I end up number closing the hispanic girl too and we leave walkiing back to Duffs crib.

Now this next part is gonna be readable in the Lay Report section

BONUS SARGE !!! On my way back this morning at around 730, Im thirsty, you know alcohol does that sometimes, so I go at the corner store and buy a 2 liters of juice. Cashier looks at me, and says, I like your shirt ... (Dude Im somehow Hungover and your giving me IOI's ? Lemme wake up) Anyway I tell her thanks and then you know Id tell you the same thing but dude, dont look right now, but I think the other girl working with you as the same shirt !!! (The stores shirt haha) She laughs and turns out she finishes her shift at the moment so I gallantly walk her to her car we talk about what we did for halloween last night,I got drunk, she worked so I told her you know I feel bad for you, how bout you come trick or treat with me tomorrow night ? She laughs and then plays along and accepts, so Im like well we might need a way to contact each other, she says well whats your number ... Hold on honey, Im not giving you my number like this ? You gotta be more creative !!! GIrl was sick btw so she just said random words and ended up with number, made me laugh, I said, well just put yours in my phone and Ill call you. She did, number close and it wasnt even 830 am yet.

So this ends my FR for the weekend, please come back for more and dont forget, halloween is the only time of the year where girls can dress as slutty as they want and it will be socially accepted. Happy Halloween Wolfuckers

Alright Wolfuckers, Dunks here once again to share with you the results of my amazingly not that amazing night but still decently fun. If you would like to be entertained then read this you might also find something kindof useful in that field report that would make your journey a little easier although I do not promise anything. So lets begin shall we ?

So the night begins fairly like usual, I go pick up my Wing Bitch at his crib we go get some free coffees at McDonalds, they actually taste better because they are free I swear to god. Anyways, Bitch had some Lager Melter AKA Jagermeiiiister and we decided it would be a good idea to spike our coffees a bit but enough of these drunkards stories lets get to the main part, the sarges . So after our coffes we go get Effigy our third wing. Just the formal beer before leaving with a couple of shots of Jager anyways, we direct ourselves to our spot, the Pub Universitaire. Get there and I actually and I decide we go outside, me and Bitch open a set right away, Effigy and his friend comes in too me and Bitch decide wed go back inside fuck the vibe wasnt too bad but not good and it was cold as fuck, anyways Id return to the set a little later on. So walking around, we open a couple of sets nothing to extravagant, then Effigy gets back with us and the 2 of them open a like 6 set, I feel I didnt get a good approach on them so I just let them there and approach a 3 set by myself. Excuse me girls I thought you look fun I had to come say hello, they respond well and I sit with them. We talk they all give me their names and then the crucial question whats yours ? I just laugh, honestly I dont trust you ladies enough yet ... They laugh and we keep going on. Fluffy talk blablabla they ask me if Im in a rockband (Hell Yeah thats the kind of reactions you get when you wear a big furry zebra hat, a feather boa and Candy Bracelets) Anyways, we keep talking for a bit, I rock the cube perfectly, the whole set is fired up about my presence, one of them tries to touch my hat, Enough of that Honey, its only for cool people. Awwww, come on let me touch it ... No ... if your nice enough later. Bitch joins me, the girls are somewhat a little shy and kinda prude, their nice girls actually but I did enough and its going nowhere, they still bought me a beer !!! Anyways, thanks alot girls nice talking to you and Move on the next set.

Then I see the first 2 set I opened at the beginning of the night going outside again, fuck yeah my turn, I go and they soon recognized me (How the fuck can you not recognize my fur hat) And they start talking to me, inviting me to sit down and they pull out smokes ... I just grab one and they dont mind I laugh, we talk I still remembered their names but they had no clues about mine so my target grabs my thigh and tries to get my name out of it hell im not a whore (actually ...) So we talk, then after a while they start talking to each other, I need my attention so .. Woah Ladies, back to me ... they laugh but my target just says hes in need of attention lets ignore him for a while, it lasts 30 seconds when I just say I like Pickle Juice (Thanks Matador). Now that I know I got their full attention I go for a C vs U Shape smile routine ... works great and I enchain with the 5 lie game they both wanna play I gamble and I play both at the same time ending up by beating them at the 3rd question of course. Both owe me a drink, but I go inside with my Target to get it while the other is being handled by Bitch who appeared miracurosly. I twirl her but she does it the wrong way, so I tell her to try again, same thing ... she then gets somehow frustrated and does a greasy dance thing where she just pulls me in close and is just about to kiss me. But another one of her friend breaks it off. At this point my wings want to get out of here (Funny story is that they would complain about leaving later at night but I still love you wolfuckers) So fuck closing lets just change bar. On the way out we encounter a guy and a girl. I run my game on the girl while my wings discuss with the man. I show her a couple of magic tricks shes revved up ends up giving me her phone number Hell yeah number close, time to move on wolfuckers.

Next bar, the good looking Gerard, we get in, tons of sets (Cougar taming time again) so Bitch goes on to work on his dancefloor game, while me and Effigy walk around, he approaches a girl, Im left by myself, see this girl at the bar, why not, Hey excuse me, what kind of drink is this ? She then proceeds to tell me its a Cranberry Vodka, Im like no no, is it a celebration or a deception drink, well of course its a celebration. She tells me I have a good looking boa and asks me to touch it, hey buy me a drink first Im high maintenance, she does. We talk, for a bit oh btw I tried something new, as soon as she introduced herself, I went for a kiss on the cheeks (A big step up the ladder of kino escalation and she smiled as if it was natural no discomfort there). I then ask her if she likes magic, she says yes, I pull out a deck of cards, she asks me why do I have one, Im like oh wait a second, I put the cards down and do as if I was shuffling invisible cards then Im like grab one ? She looks at me funny Im like so you see, I cant do a trick with no cards right ? Laughs at my joke and I do one trick, she gets super excited, and gets closer, Im like we need to go sit down and Ill tell you something. She brings me to a sofa, I tell her would you like to know how this trick is done ? She says yes, I say well you have to give me something in return, she says like what ... Im like think outside the box ? alrite Ill Kiss you fair enough. So she kisses me, Im like haha its actually just magic sorry. She laughs and grabs my thigh. Would you like to see another magic trick ? Yess please Dunk, alright close your eyes, and I go caveman and Kiss her. She likes it. We talk again blabla and then we go our separate ways, I find Bitch and hes tired I see one more set, its getting late, I manage to get a kiss close by pulling some routines. ENd of the story im tired of writing, Ill tell you other stuff tomorrow good night rock fools