Hey guys, i have found some great facebook status's in the past and have made some great ones that get me lots of likes and comments, which as we all know is very good social proof.

Here they are

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I don't care how badass or hard you think you are. When a little kid hands you a pretend phone, you answer the phone.

^16likes^

The bigger the dreams, the smaller the competition.

^13 likes, 5 GREAT comments ^dont need to change this one guys its a quote from an author

They say the world will end in 2012, but they can hardly predict the fuckin weather

^8 likes^

"Are you free tomorrow?" no, i'm expensive-

^4 likes all dudes sadly^

IF I WAS A RICH GIRL... that would be pretty damn awkward.

^6 likes^
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YES I KNOW, the last couple are kinda attention seeking, but that why i posted these. I'm trying to find non-attention seeking status updates like the first two, because they generate alot more likes and what not.

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PLEASE CONTRIBUTE IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER NON-ATTENTION SEEKING STATUS'S LIKE THE FIRST TWO!####

I'm not really an expert on pick up, but one thing I know for sure is that bitches dont care how many likes your status has.

Typically, the guys I have friended on Facebook who put those kinds of statuses up are the ones who are the "gay friend" to all the other girls. They think they're these super pimps but in reality they're just women with dicks.

i'm in high school bud. where SOCIAL PROOF IS NEARLY EVERYTHING. right now social networking is HUGE among high school teens.

so in essence good social networking = good social proof = very attractive quality

a guy with 20+ likes on a status thats witty clever and makes people smile or laugh, gets A LOT more attention online then a guy who has no likes and boring post about how he just ate breakfast.

i have a feeling you guys are in different age demographics then I, so social networking popularity might not have as much an effect on women of your age group

Im with you on the highschool game part. Facebook is a HUGE DHV, girls constantly are on facebookin creeping other guys' profile. Its important to have attractive pictures with alot of comments and likes and statuses. You could say these are the "DHV" stories for highschool game.

Basically your statuses have to be sexual or cocky or funny. Snarg has a good point about guys who post statuses like that are the "gay friends". Your last 2 stasuses show No DHV or sexuality. I went through my Wall and found my best ones.

Facebook always cockblocks my homework from getting done... (38 Likes)

Quit your bitchin, Get in the kitchen (31 Likes - Alot of girls surprisingly liked this)

Hoes follow me like Nazi Zombies (17 Likes)

‎"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not to people or things." - Albert Einstein (13 Likes)

‎"Hey baby why dont u come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo till i google all over your facebook" (11 Likes)

Hoes follow me like Nazi zombies....?

Really? I mean, really?

Also, in this day and age I think sexism is definitely a DLV. You know those pages you can like that go on about what to do if you spot your girlfriend outside a kitchen? Stuff like that looks awful to girls.

Just post statuses about the awesome life you're living, I think you're reading too much into this stuff. Posting overtly sexual statuses could make you seem creepy or desperate imo.

How you are in "real life" is what matters.