Or better: "If you DID remind me of pikachu, I'd probably have sex with you right now. Too bad...

If you're then able to pull her after your pikachu fetish line, the you realy are a true Pokémon master.

Gotta catch them all!

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Hehe, can't say I've had alot of bad reactions because I start about pokémon. I do get some ofcourse, but with anything else I'd get those aswell.

some convo's I remember having:

In this one I did literally as I wrote in the start post
me: "Hey I saw you standing over there and I was wondering... Have you caught all the pokémons yet?"
she: "Haha, Yes I have!"
me: "that's awesome, high five"
she: saying something that is not interesting
me: Is that a pokedex? *pull her close to me at her belt and start moving her hips
she: no, I have to admit, I haven't really caught all the pokémons
me: (inspired by chief's reply) *suprised disappointed look* "well, nevermind then.."
I took a step back, put her hand of my chest and turned around.
she: "hey wait!" while trying to grab me back, but I went off (she was not really my type anyway)

other convo:
Me: "Hey!.. You know.. I caught all the pokémons today.. how cool is that"
she: "that's pretty sweet"
me: "you're pretty cool as well, come here"
I start dancing and grinding with her, push her back to the wall, kind of start dryhumping her when sucking her neck. I went for make out several times, but got the cheeck each time.
she:"what's your name?"
me:"boytoy" (yea..sorry I lost the pokémon thing here for a moment)
* I saw her smile a bit but noticed she didn't really like my answer
me:"no, in all seriousness, it's *my name*"
she:"I'm not much with your first name"
me:"it's *my name* the pokémontrainer" (back in business )
we dance some more and then a female friend of her comes along laughing with the fact that her friend is dancing with a random guy. They start taking to eachother leaving me out for a bit. I didn't like it so I took the friends hand and said "Hey, I'm *my name" and I start dancing with her. The friend was less cute and my girl was standing against the wall 'checking her texts', so I pull her in aswell and start doing some double spins with them, put myself in btween them and make them grind me from both sides. After some more dancing I felt like it was time to get back to my friends so I asked for her number and took off while she shouts "bye *my name* the pokémontrainer!"

I ignored most but saw this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTzHcxK9 ... ideo_title

you can talk about any shit you want.

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I'm assuming you're an older guy? Or at least some one who claims to be too cool for Pokemon.

If you're going for chicks around the age of 20 you're talking about someone who grew up in the 90s and Pokemon was a pretty big cartoon from 1997 and on. The Gameboy games came out before that. It's a huge franchise. Who doesn't like a bit of nostalgia? Plus chicks dig cute cartoon characters.


When I get someone's number it reminds me of the Pokemon games where a trainer gives you their number and the little tune plays in my head. In the abstract picking up women is a lot like capturing Pokemon.

WILD SNORLAX APPEARED!

From now on, you have to play the PokeFlute to wake it up so you can carry on down Route 23.









If you didn't get it, I meant fatties.

lol, the jokes are funny, but guys, give it a shot for real.

Try this out infield and post the convo's, that would be so much funnier and builds experience =p

You know what you totally remind me of my fav pokemon Rattata

Sup Clefairy, I saw you dancing like you straight from the moon or somethin


You know that pokemon Pikachu.
Yeah thats like a yellow mouse with a funky tail and everythin
And he can zap people. See i have a tail too (pulll out yellow belt) Aint no bustas gonna mess with me when i got this shit on me

Okay so I went out today, at school, I'm a college student, n used this in my day game, worked a hell of a lot better than I thought it would. Number closed with 2 girls, and actually set up a date with another to "trade Pokemon!!" plus it's a lot of fun. awesome game.