Last few days I've been doing what I call pokémon game, I'd like to challenge you guys to join me. Next few times you go to a club, try it:

It's quite simple, it's like normal game, but... everything has pokémon in it.

1. Open with something related to pokémon. My favourite one up to now is: "HEY.. I saw you standing there and I was wondering if you've caught all the pokémons yet"

2. Escalate while you talk about pokémon, if you talk at all. eg: "Holy shit, is that a pokédex?" *pull her closer to you with her belt*



3. Talk about pokémon, when she changes topic, ignore or redirect it to more important, pokémon related matter.

Make her comply that she is a pokémon trainer, whatever you like to do in your normal game, just do it with pokémon in it. If you like to say she's cute, say she's one cute pokémon/pokémontrainer.

4. Come up with hilarious stuff and share it here

This will show that what you say is not as important as you might think, but the way you say it and how you are physical is more important.. or it might just make you conclude that pokémon is the shit, which is very true.

Let's develop pokémon game!!

Haha ok i'll admit that shit is funny.

I just want to know what happens if they chick
doesn't know what Pokemon is ?

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Funny, but aren't those girls from the cartoon all supposed to be like twelve?

How old are you 6, 7? Talk about pokemon to a grown woman and i promise you will never get laid.

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I LOVE pokemon.




But I don't know if the ladies will think the same.

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Chill out, first of all I'm talking about clubs, people drink alcohol. I'm not saying go in broad daylight talk on the street with high class women about pokémon.

I'm 20 and a college student and shit, that stuff is funny to talk about. If you feel too old for this, I can understand, we're not all students.
Just don't spoil the fun for everyone lol

hehe, I think most of them know what pokémon is. In the weird case that they don't, you better not start talking about your pikachu, she might misunderstand it

Did it for the sake of trying more or less everything I see on this forum at least once. If there's anything I learnt from tonight it's that EVERYONE LOVES POKEMON, Chicks love being 10 again, give them the chance..

Btw the most successful opener I had was.
"Heyy you remember pokemon?"
"Yeah"
"what was the name of that damn turtle"
"Squirtle?"
"YES! omg I can't believe you remember that you absolute massive nerd!"

From here it's pretty basic. You DO need to stop talking about pokemon to esculate though. Telling someone you wanna "Harden, pound and string shot" WILL NOT get you laid. If anything else seemed to work as a DHV. In fact I might run this one every now and then if I get bored with my usual shit.

Solid idea. This could probably work with most kids cartoons and famous video games from the 90's and early 00's.

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I love you illogic!

that's awesome, I love that you tried this out straight ahead. Most guys would just comment and not give it a shot

Yea you could do this with anything you want, I chose pokémon because it's so well known and because people consider talking with chicks about it as a nono and childish, so I want to show them and myself that anything can work.

I think if you're dominant enough and lead the conversation more you could drive it further than just opening with pokémon. You just make it all a joke and self amusement + don't forget to sexualize it.

"YES! omg I can't believe you remember that you absolute massive nerd!"
"I remember when I was young some girl had beaten me in a pokémon match, it made me sad all day... That was you wasn't it??"
- no matter if she says yes or no - "It's ok, I forgive you, come here" *hug*
"Hey do you know the pokémon dance?, come on i'll show you" - pull to dancefloor or if you're already on it, just start grinding her and say that's the pokémon dance.

Haven't tried this long enough to see how far you can take this, but you don't have to keep talking about pokémon all the time, you can also shut up and dancefloor game her. The idea is just to have talked about nothing else than pokémon

Pokemon is serious business you assholes

http://www.toasterlabs.net/wp-content/u ... siness.jpg

If a woman doesn't like pokemon I wouldn't like her anyway



This mission sounds like something the Simple Pickup guys would do

when i started talking about pokemon girls just rolled there eyes in disbelief and i bursted out laughing at every approach...great stuff lol

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if 'ARBOK' is reversed from 'KOBRA',
From what is 'MUK' reversed?

Fuck this made my day!
Thanks Chief!

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LOL, Pokemon game

If you didn't remind me of Pikachu, I'd probably have sex with you right now. Too bad...

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