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New test: Is that a new pickup line? It's quite original, I'll give you that.
(genuinely) thanks, thats what everyone keeps telling me

Followup test: So why are you still by yourself/where are all those girls?
answer: all at home doing there chores, except good old lisa whos parked in the car park for when I need a lift home :P

you any good at gardening? :?



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so you're after a shag yeah?


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New test: Is that a new pickup line? It's quite original, I'll give you that.
(genuinely) thanks, thats what everyone keeps telling me

Followup test: So why are you still by yourself/where are all those girls?
answer: all at home doing there chores, except good old lisa whos parked in the car park for when I need a lift home :P

you any good at gardening? :?



new shit test:
so you're after a shag yeah?

answer: well i really just came here to have a drink, but u seem pretty desperate...lets see how much you planing on paying me???>:P

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i hate to break the continuity we've got going here but I think it would be great to get a bit more feedback on some of these answers/tests from some of the more senior members


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Followup test: So why are you still by yourself/where are all those girls?

i'm currently recruiting more, so anyway how do you feel about dusting?

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shit test:

do people think you're gay?


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Answer: "Yeah, but that's just cause i have nice shoes"

Shit test: I bet you think your something special don't you?

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Shit test: I bet you think you're something special don't you?
it's because I'm different then all the other guys... just like everyone else :lol:



do you even remember my name?


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x2 with alexxx; a lot of these answers (in my eyes) are not things that could/would fly in real life scenarios. The intentions of these posts are to learn....I would rather not have myself or others learn incorrect things.


Do you even remember my name?
thats a hard one. and i'd like input.

If you do: was I supposed to, *insert her name*? :P
or maybe: whoa whoa whoa slow down, we just met... :)

If you don't: Of course I do! But the real question is what does your drivers license picture look like?
or maybe: I'm *insert YOUR name* and I am a recovering social butterfly. Shake hands.


Shit Test:
Do you wax your eyebrows?

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Shit Test:
Do you wax your eyebrows?

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Thats the last place i would ever need to wax.

Shit test:
Does my bum look big in this dress?

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Does my bum look big in this dress?
Answer: I dunno i'm no Expert in Bum Questions but this guy (point at some one) seems to like it

(Probably not the best answer)

Shit test:
Why have all the nice guys a girlfriend ?
Why are all the nice guys gay ?


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Can't answer, not good, newbie.

BUT

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are you asking me out?


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are you asking me out?
No, I'm going to have a good time. I guess you could come if you want.

Feedback please :D

Shit Test: It's my birthday today, what did you get me?


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Shit Test: It's my birthday today, what did you get me?
You're looking at it.

Shit test (follow-up to that): Aww, I was hoping for something better!

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Shit test (follow-up to that): Aww, I was hoping for something better!


you're understimating me, tsk tsk tsk, mayb ill surprise you
or
if you can think of anything better than me im open to suggestions but ive been up all night thinkin of this gift
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its the thoguht that counts

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if you can think of anything better than me im open to suggestions but ive been up all night thinkin of this gift
haha good one!


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