I'm at the stage where I'm trying to incorporate lines into my game.
I find that when the pressure is on, at times the mind goes blank, and its a very good idea to have some ammo with you on the battlefield.


Sexual banter


You love it when I’m all domineering.
I think you might make a nice friend.
We need to find you a man.
We would never get along.
I think you’d make a nice new girlfriend. Wait a minute. Can you cook?

Double meaning

You're not one of those girls who's afraid of getting all wet when swimming are you?





Jerk responses

Pay for your dinner? What am I the unicef?
So you told me to come out here to meet you for just coffee, what am I your boyfriend?

You're right. It's always good to be prepared for situations in the field.

I'm glad that you've taken it upon yourself to compile a list. You're in the "go get it for myself" frame of mind.

Here's some constructive criticism: I would possibly avoid saying something like "......what am I your boyfriend?" because whoever you're talking to might feel like you're trying too hard to project your OWN desires onto her.

Otherwise, pretty good list. If I think of anything else then I'll let you know.

I'm trying to come up with more.. come on guys help me out here! Gimme something good to use in the field.

It's not "the unicef", just "unicef". Stupid point, I know, but I know plenty of women who would think that you sound like an idiot if said "the unicef" -- kinda like saying "the interwebs"

Just a few I remember reading before, they might be a little off though.

Double meaning

You'd look so much better if you let your hair down. (Say when her hair is down)

Jerk Response

Buy you a drink? How about you get the first round and I'll get the next.

For a jerk response I like "Buy you a drink? Well if you buy me a drink I'll let you kiss me" I think this was from The Game.