Hey guys I'm fairly new to PU but this is a routine that has been done before (I think it is one of Mystery's) but the end part I have altered a bit myself and I need advice on any part of it you think is wrong/can be improved would be so helpful.
It goes something like this, talking to one girl (maybe it might work on two I don't know) in a bar or club environment possibly with dancing:
Me (observing other girls dancing in club/ maybe bar): Look at those slappers over there, they've got no dignity. Every guy in here probably fancies them but what have they got to offer to a guy? They've probably got so far in their life relying on their looks alone. You'd probably be beautiful if not for ...(neg eg. dyed hair if blond, unwashed hair, teeth, maybe smell), but beauty is common. Name 3 things that define you?
(she is now trying to qualify herself to you not just because of the neg but also because you are suggesting that she has little to offer and is boring.)
When she lists stuff raise you head and eyebrows and have a wry smile as if to be very sceptical - after all she is now seeking approval from you. Mock her and make jokes "reeeeally" sarcasm is key + cocky (soooo many ways to get IOIs from this eg. she will really try hard to impress you, if you mock her she may play hit you(Kino) ).
Anyway this is probably standard stuff to PUAs. Hopefully you can mock her enough and maybe try to coerce her into turning the tables on you.
Girl: Alright then smartass what are your 3 characteristics?
Me (And I'm new to this, but I believe this is where a PUA comes into his own): I'm ......, a horrendous/out of control drunk and I'm shit in bed.
(Not sure what to put for the first characteristic because I might want a response from her as an IOI eg. 'im ugly' and she says 'no your not' but I think its too off-putting. maybe saying I'm boring or cocky is better) (if shes seen Old School then say you drunk frank the tank under the table or you taught him everything he knows)
A potential add-on here might be "but that's just what my (male) mates would say, I think I need a female opinion." - Not too sure on that cuz does it sound gay and maybe cheesy/sleazy/needy?
Basically when you talk about yourself in a self-mocking way you are making them laugh and showing them up a bit for trying to qualify themselves.
Anyway guys sorry about how long this post is especially if you've seen it all before. I'm new to this but have done a lot of research and I was curious as to ANYTHING which you think could be improved/omitted. Seriously the tiniest bit of help would be much appreciated. I've got a lot of respect for what you guys do, and if you have used this routine before what results have you got and perhaps some of you PUAs could use this tonight or in the next few days and see how it works??
Best of luck
Leo
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