Day 1:
Today first day of challenge, I got off work, and headed home, got home, realized I needed tooth paste, headed down to wal-mart, decided this is the perfect place to do my cold approach for today, so I headed to the toothpaste isle, and in the toothpaste isle I see these two ladies, we are talking HUGE LADIES, really over weight, one was in a scooter, like MORBIDLY OBESE, so I opened them, 0 out of 10 on a nervous scale,
If one of these toothpastes, is the best toothpaste, what toothpaste would that be?
and I pointed, the lady that could stand suggested colgate, and told me it was on sale, the scooter bound lady suggested sensadine, so I said, you know I would never have noticed the sale if I didn't talk to you guys, you're both awesome, thanks, they smiled, and told me no problem and I remember I felt really good, and started thinking, what should I be thinking to make girls attracted to me, I should have told them they were hot for fun, and asked for a number just for shits and giggles,
so as I am walking and feeling good, I started feeling happier and happier just because of the random talk going on in my head, I started feeling super cocky and over confident, I see the first and only girl in walmart that I actually thought was good looking to me, probably HB9, she was with her mom (i assume it was her mom, possibly aunt or really older sister), so I was like FUCK YEAH HERE WE GO, TIME TO MAN IT UP SON, so I lock eye contact, she locks back, NO HESITATION, all of a sudden the thoughts in my head changed from over confident to, HOLY FUCK THIS IS CRAZY, 8/10 on the nervous scale, but im doing it anyways, I say HI, and smile, she smiles back ignores me and keeps walking,
I remember I kind of laughed in my head that I was so built up, then nothing hahaha, so I headed home, and brushed my teeth, did some texting, hit up the forum for a couple minutes, then headed out to the local pub for some pork bites with my friend
So I get to this pub and I still have not completed my challenge for day 1, only problem is I get into this pub, and there are about 16 guys, and 2 girls, and the 2 girls are overweight, and look like they are midd to late 40s, so I was like oh well fuck it THE CHALLENGE MUST BE COMPLETED!!!, so I see them walk past them, go to my table, talk to my friend for a bit, we order our pork bites, he gets a beer I get a water, since I have work later on tonight, I get up, go up to these girls, probably about hb3 and hb4 and said
HEY, just came over here to tell you I think you are looking good tonight, the one girl smiled and looked like she was going to shit her pants but said nothing, and the other girl looked really unimpressed and gave me a really bland thanks, then I said well I don't have to much time to get to know you girls, since I have pork bites on the way, but I would like your phone number *while looking at the friendly one*, she said, I'M married sorry, but I definitely would have if I wasn't, I said no problem, have a great night gorgeous and I headed back to table, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED FUCK YEAH!!
I had fun, I wish I had of told the girl in the scooter that she was a smoke show and asked for her number, but I was not in the right head space, would have been funny to me and probably made her day better
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this was me at walmart ^