i remember mine. I had read, "mystery method" and googled some routines that i thought would work fine.
I memorised "who lies more?" opener and "best friends test".
And there i was, in the park, in the evening. I approached two cute girls and then here is what happened
me," hi, can i ask you a quick question"
hb, "no"
me, "ok no problem. bye"
that was my first approach . Would love to hear about yours

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hahah lol .. yeah i remember

it was daygame

me in a store to 2 woman :

me: '' hey im searching a birthday present for a (female) friend''
2woman: '' how old is she ? ''
me: '' she is 22 but she acts like she is 14 .. that is why i need your help''

blablabla and we chatted for 10 minutes about some ideas for a present.

one girl mensioned she had a boyfriend.. she already knew i was trying to pick them up but i didn't knew she knew lol .... anyway her friend was single because she suddenly sent me alot of IOI -

her friend approved me of hooking up with her but at this time -of course- i was totally focused on opening and approaching...

i felt godlike after doing it.. if i had asked her friends number i probably would have hooked up with her because now i think back ; she was attracted but at that time i didn't knew how to read body language.

now i think back .. her friend was actually pretty hot lol ... somehow i get the feeling she would be good in bed.

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doesnt it feel, duno what would be the perfect word here, may be, 'cute' to think about our past mistakes and how stupid we have behaved sometimes?

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I can't remember my first pickup attempt due to using alcohol to make me confident lol, but I do remember how bad I was with women in general I thought they were some kind of mystical creature from a different planet!! Good memories. Missed out on dozens of girls during my late teen years. I once had a girl naked in my friend's basement, was about to have sex, got my cloths on, went upstairs to get a condom and never came back!! I went home and left her waiting. All because I was terrified I was 17

My first real approach was about four years ago in a nightclub. She was a really nice brunette and I was a friggin puss looking at her for almost the entire night. Eventually a female friend of me went to the girl to ask if she liked me and she was ok with it to speak to me. So I went to say "Hey I'm x" and she said her name which I can't remember anymore. It was totally awkward and I did not know what to say. She eventually went away after four or so more questions.

It is strange to see how much one can change in four years now I look back at it.

yeah and one more thing that made me laugh is
"i went to get condoms and never came back"

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Ages ago... but a solo sarge at least... :) stuck around this cute brunette in an awful big club close to my hometown and opened on the dancefloor like "can I buy you a drink". Instant C+B

My style and appearance sucked in so many places that it does not make sense to mention it all. Long time ago. :)

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Dunno.. my first approach would probably be something like: "Do you know what time it is?", when I was a kid.

My first pickup approach was: "So, did you have a nice swim?" (At a pool), and after that I felt my heart racing like a motherfucking Formula One car and just choked.

First direct approach was: "Hey, I have a policy of meeting the hottest girl in the club when I go out, and tonight it's you. My name’s Coldman." *shake hands* -credit: Gambler
Her: "Thanks, I'm 'X'"
Then I said: "You look like a great dancer" *while taking her hands*
and she went: "I'm not"
To which I replied: "Well, I like girls who are great dancers", and ejected. (At the time I thought this was a good takeaway for her not complying and was hoping she'd come find me again lol)

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I remember mine pretty well.

10/26/2007 -- Graham Central Station, 2nd Ave, Nashville, TN

I opened a 3 set with some opener that I made up that day. They hooked but I forgot my false time constraint. I ran out of things to say pretty quickly. Even though they were interested I ejected telling them I had to leave to meet up with friends. I was in disbelieve the stuff I was learning worked, and was on cloud 9 walking away from them.

The second set I opened went downhill pretty fast even though one of them was giving me IOIs. Unfortunately, I was very prepared but it was still good to get a few sets in at the time.

I remember approaching 2 stunners in a night club in Wales ages ago, just went up and said I think your friend is really hot can I take her for a dance. They gave each other that 'omg twat' girl code look but were not sure who I was talking too.

So I said and then i'll buy your friend whatever drink she likes, attitude changed completely to 'free drinks mode' and they went sure why not. So I grabbed the least fake of them and went and did crazyshit on the dancefloor, leaving them both open mouthed - as I had taken the blow up doll they had brought out instead of either of them.

They actually talked to me later on but I didnt have a clue how to proceed.

yeah i opened with an opinion opener and she was like "nows not a good time" and i was lke " oh ,ok then" *hides for a few weeks*

Do the my little ponies have super powers or are they just regular fucking horses?

I got scared and ejected super early.

God, I was really fucking bad.

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lol some of these are hilarious. I wish I remembered my first but like others I was drunk and who knows wtf I ended up saying.

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I was in the middle of the street and these girls where walking
and i started scraming like a fucktard
"HEY GIRLS DID YOU SEE THE FIGHT FROM THERE"
they started walking away but i came from their back and started yelling "ONE HAD A SAGGY BAGGY BOOBIE"
they started running away.

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My first approach dude.. I was nervous as hell.. went into 4 set, all women..And it was a day game.. The only thing that i remember are: -One of them asked me if I am stoned or what`s the matter with me.
-I had to tell me opener twice, because they didn`t understand me-I was in another country
-My wing disappeared and when i threw in a false time constraint that i have to get back to him, it looked like i have immaginary friends
My negging was pretty good though..

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