So today at uni I was hanging with a bunch of girls and a few guys. I was taking my phone out my pocket and at the same time I made one of those golden, shiny, trojan magnums fall out of my pocket onto the floor. Everyone saw it, some of the girls immediately covered their mouths and laughed inside. One girl was all like, "What you got there ..Chris?" I picked it up innocently and slow and said, "A condom...." Some of my black guy friends immediately put a fist up to their mouths and turned to the side laughing saying, "Oh shittt, hustlin big time!"

I think it worked pretty well in raising sexual tension. After that I had a debate with myself whether I should whisper in this HB9's ear either "You're beautiful.." or "You're sexy....." then backing up while biting my lip slightly and seductively. I went with the you're sexy and it went very well, the girl started blushing immediately and the sexual tension flew through the roof. Everyone says how a girl would get mad if you say that to her because you're not being a nice guy, you're being a bad boy who only cares about her body but the thing is that I said it slowly and seductively in a kind way. Didn't go for the number though, I have class with her on Monday.

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Don't get on one knee for a girl that won't get on two for you.

word.

next time, you should drop some lube or a vibrator!

that reminds me, one time my ex and i were going through the grocery store checkout lane and i had a box of magnums amongst the groceries. the girl swiped them and went "oh, OOHH, giggle, giggle", rolled her eyes and smiled at my girlfriend. they both had a giggle.

i was like WTF man.

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what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!

Every time I buy condoms and the checker is a young/cute woman, I always ask, "Do you think these condoms are better because the other brands tend to break kind of easily." Just to put her on the spot. Shit is hilarious. Sometimes after they get scanned and I leave I say, "Better safe than sorry "

Another time I would say, "It's my friend's birthday today, do you think these things will make great balloons for her party?"

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Don't get on one knee for a girl that won't get on two for you.

chris you are crazy dude, i was lmao... I had to hide my condoms in the trunk of my car, sucks, girls like to go through the wallet...

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I don't know where you live and what kind of climate you have, but temperature change is not good for them. I kept them in my car and noticed they looked strange after a while. We have winter here though. And yes I am the safe sex police.

no winter, south florida....

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