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Shit test: Why are you so mean to me?

Answer #1: Awww, dont cry. Here, just cause i like you, you can have one free hug. But after that its back to $20 per hit.

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Answer #2: Im a asshole. But im a fun asshole.


Shit test: *grabs your package* Its not that big, is it?

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*completely ignore the comment
Answer: Woah there, hands off the merchandise, you can look, but no touching ;). I'm not that easy...

HB: I want a man who can pay for me.
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*completely ignore the comment
Answer: Woah there, hands off the merchandise, you can look, but no touching ;). I'm not that easy...

HB: I want a man who can pay for me.
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"Well that guy over there is perfect for you then. Lets go meet Mr right. Right now"

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shit test:
"Why are you wearing that jacket? Its hot right now"
(lol actually had this test come up Sat night. Plowed thru tho :D )

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its called fashion...........so anyway(cont.)


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so anyway(ingoring w/e u just said)

edit:lol i just realized i did that

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Shit test, why don't you buy me a drink.

You get the first round and then I'll get the next round, that's how me and my friends do it.

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Shit test, why don't you buy me a drink.

You get the first round and then I'll get the next round, that's how me and my friends do it.
You don't seem to have read the rules. That's not how the thread works.

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Continue from this one, lets not break the flow anymore people...

Shit test: Nice car,can you give me a lift?

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Shit test, why don't you buy me a drink.

You get the first round and then I'll get the next round, that's how me and my friends do it.
You don't seem to have read the rules. That's not how the thread works.
Is that the shit test? lol

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JK Rye. Now back to the thread...



Shit Test:
Aww its cute you think youre smooth.



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Shit Test:
Aww its cute you think youre smooth.

ur words not mine




shit test:
i barely know you

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Shit Test:
Aww its cute you think youre smooth.

ur words not mine




shit test:
i barely know you
Answer: Consider yourself lucky, some don't know me at all. You know, now that I mention it, I really should take care of that. (At this point, walk away and talk to as many girls as you can right in front of her. When done correctly, you will have her wrapped around your finger, then your dick after last call :D )

Shit Test

Ewww... didn't you have sex with xxxx? (HB UGLY, so not an HB but a UB)

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Ewww... didn't you have sex with xxxx? (HB UGLY, so not an HB but a UB)[/quote]

after she paid my bills, u know she was actually better than you in bed.


new shit test: u cheated on ur gf, if i go out with u, u will properly cheat on me too.
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break this shit test: did you learn that from the show pick up arist?
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Shit Test: Why don't you buy me a drink?

Well I guess someone considered it a shit test, that was what the first poster wrote, so I'm just giving an example on how I would handle that, good luck.

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new shit test: u cheated on ur gf, if i go out with u, u will properly cheat on me too.[/quote]

Answer: Yeh, thats why I can't let you go out with me. I'm never commited to a single girl, I smoke, I drink. One girl cant handle me, i need an entire army. I'm just to fucking toxic for you.


New shit test:

I think your hair looks stupid.

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break this shit test: did you learn that from the show pick up arist?

Answer: Do you think he was the first person to use that line? Thats pretty presumptuous of you. I can't even imagine what you are gonna say next, maybe something like I look like I drive a pinto, or maybe my nose looks like a chicken finger you ate the other day. Stop trying to be Nostradamous and start acting your age.... clown.

Shit Test:
Your hair looks stupid?

Answer: Thanks for breaking the ice... You remind me of my high school math teacher.

New Shit Test

Do I intimidate you?

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