So last year when I was a senior I kept making eye contact w/ this one chick through the hallway as I was going to my class everyday. I then added her on facebook since I knew how she looked like and I opened her up with, "Hey you're that cute girl I see everyday bla bla". She was like "awww!" Anyways, at the end of the year I run into her again and I say, "Hey you're that girl from facebook, what's your name?" She says her name and I reach my hand out and say my name then I twirl her and said she's cute and she blushed. At that time she had a boyfriend.
NOW when I'm in college, here's what went down. I posted a joke on my friend's wall saying, "Hey wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind it's too long." Supposedly she saw this and replied to it saying, "HAH. That really is a joke.... just kiddinggggg."
Me: I like your default, I think it's a turn on.
Her: You mean Gianfranco's? Ohhhh yeahhhhhh.
Me: No, I mean yours. I like how your bangs sway to the right..kinda sexy

Her: HAHA. you're kidding, right?
Me: Why do you think I'm kidding?
Her: Idk... I just don't think it's sexy or a turn on.. at all. haha. Maybe that's just me
Me: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, maybe that's just me.
Her: Haha that's trueee. Well, thank you then! (:
Me: I'm going to need your #, inbox it
She didn't inbox it so I chat her up on the IM chat this time:
Me: so what's your number?
Her: damn dude, you just get right to it, huh?
lol
Me: M-m, I just thought we could innocently meet or something. I saw you at MP but graduated
Her: hahaah innocently meet.
xD you saw me when i had a boyfriend. haha
Me: How about the mall, we'll bring some friends too. Is the weekend good for you?
Her: woah, what the.
haha uhm, sure? lol. like who?
Me: Anyone, we could all chill, but I want to see *you*. So you coming or not?
Her: hrm. one thing though... we never really... talked before
haha
Me: You're right, so we'll talk there
Her: LOL okay okay, that's legit. haha
Me: Saturday work? But I also need your # so I know.
Her: i think it works?
after 2, at least
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Me: alright, i'll call you soon, pleasure talking to you
The next day I call her number but it was the wrong number because I wrote the 7 with a bar going through it so it looked like a 4. I said, "Hey beautiful, it's Chris." Girl was like, "Chris who?" Then I said, "Chris Berardi." Then she said, "Umm this is Rihanna (wrong name) you got the wrong number." Then I said, "Wait, Rihanna from Chris Brown!?!" Then she said, "No haha!" Then I said, "You got a cute voice but anyways, see ya." Her: Bye.
Now I call the number again this time correctly so here's how it went down with the REAL girl.
Me: Hey beautiful, it's Chris..
Her: Hahahaha hiiii
Me: There was a huge car accident and they were carrying bodies on stretchers so I'm glad I called you!
Her: Oh my God what happened!?!
Me: I'll tell you once we meet up. How about this Friday at 2, my friends are coming as well.
Her: Yes, Friday it is, I'll see you there!
Me: Alright, take care..