I posted the other day

"Smile... you dont need a reason, just do it for the sake of it"
and I got probably 15 likes and several comments. so my conclusion is while all these status's are hilarious and great stuff, posting something as simple as cheerful as that is good to read for people as well

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Some really good inspiration here.

My favourite is:

I put my phone into Airplane mode. It said "Don't call me Shirley"

honestly...

ithe only statuses I ever put up are from my phone...and they are just saying what's going on more than anything else

Year 2010

Thanks for the Birthday Wishes
Yale 2014!!!
Headin down south to the land of the pine thumbin my way to South Caroline
Kudi!!
Strange feeling realizing we're graduating high school tomorrow.
New Haven in the AM...it's been real (hometown)
Second Semester Senior year...First Semester College wow 2010 you are amazing
[Random music video]
JETTSS!
Yankeess
God Bless America
It's been a good year...NYK is back y'all
Happy birthday dad
It's been 10 years
Hamptons for the week
USA Futbol...legoo
Happy Mother's day mom, love ya
Going to Bed see all of you on the other side #rapture
Is this what hell looks like?
London, Paris, Italy, Denmark, Rome what a month
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened" RIP ____
IT'S FRIDAY (after that whole friday thing)

i don't update it that often...only when i feel like saying something. Honestly i don't expect people to be reading my statuses and stuff..it doesn't even matter to me..

I can't even recall how many likes and comments I get. I think the Yale 2014 on did get quite a few though...like 170ish..but that's a whole new level right there. Plus I've been liking everyone's statuses around me when they get admitted to college

"I don't care how bad or cool you think you are. When a little kid hands you a pretend phone, you should always answer it."

84 Likes
3 Comments
1300 friends

Shit is gold, use it.

Try these:

Disliking your status ninja style. (didn't work for me, I guess noone understood it)

Is really really hoping that bieber will accept his friend request. (Got 17 likes and 6 comments)

That akward moment when you try to hug someone sexy and hit the mirror.

Osama Bin Laden...✔. Anwar al-Awlaki...✔. You're next Carmen San Diego.

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When I'm alone I like to think about Karma, Destiny, Faith, Charity, Essence, and all those other strippers I used to bang.

Huge response!

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You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent - Jake Green

I think I've seen someone do this which I thought was clever but they said something like:

"____ thinks this person is really cool"

and when you click on person it takes you to your own profile and you see your own picture. I don't know how to add hyperlinks to specific words though..

the origionel post is pure gold. Really, love you for that!

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For anyone interested:

http://www.stfoto.nl/?page_id=275

About 200 one liners and other jokes. Pretty good stuff amongst them, great for FB statuses.

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Hi, I need your female opinion on this...

Here is my favourite so far for DHV :

"facebook should have a limit on the amount of times you can change your relationship status in a year, after 2 it should default to "unstable" . "

got 15 "likes" in the matter of 5 minutes.

it is basically conveying that you are a committed man, and do not believe in short pointless relationships, and that you ARE stable. DHV for sure.

good luck lads, i'll post more as they're feild tested.

When your ex says "you'll never find anyone like me" reply with "that's the point" - Drake

EDIT: @corymoore
I just used that status above and got 25 likes in under 10 mins, thanks

i have got this two

1" i want to go with you as far as i can ...... and leave you there "
very funny

and the second , i wrote it because its realated to our holiday
when its common to say sorry to people you know

" i want to say sorry to anyone i have been with his girlfriend,sister,mother,fionce,wife and john i swear i have been with your grandmother just once "


a lot of likes and comments

haha this are good. i used the "thinks brunettes do it better" one and people started liking it like crazy. one guy and the rest chicks haha

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