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Opened a girl I went to high school with on FB earlier and was shot down pretty hard. I still maintain that I played it right, but am curious if I can come back from this at all:
Me: I'm luring girls to the bar with candy. Which do you prefer, Skittles or M&M's?
Her: M&M's - peanut butter only.
Me: Alright, peanut butter it is, but I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

Text me
Friend: Ready for this jelly... Classic!
Her: I don't like jelly. Or texting. Thanks for playing!

Friend: Snaaaaap!!!!
That as the most bullshit way to open a girl hahahaha.
You're doing it wrong. The key is to be direct and simple and genuine. From your opener, the girl can obviously tell you're just overcompensating.
ex: Hey I thought you looked interesting so I wanted to get to know you more.
That's pretty genuine, it's got a spark to it, and saves you time+brain power.