Plain and simple everyone, tell us what your easiest pick up attempt was.
Ill start it off, a week ago i was at my friends 19th birthday party and a cute girl that was dancing near me was not singing along to a very well known song, i nudged her and said sing along with me we then started building up chemistry and before i knew it i was saving her phone number in my blackberry

whos next? GO!

A german babe with black hair. All I know is her name since we did not chat. Made 5 second eye-contact and we started dancing.

there are always situations where you just "need to be there" and that's all. no game required.

but a lot of times it is "easy" just from the outside. everything in pickup and in life is earned through hard work. once you do the heavy lifting and internalize everything you've learned it appears easy from the outside.

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On occasions its a matter of being in the right place at the right time. Pick ups can be altered and made more difficult by friends of your girl being a pain and trying to drag her away from you. I have worked 3 seasons in Ibiza as a club promoter. At times I would offer a deal to a girl concerning the club and after our initial "business" conversation we would chat and flirt. Some of them had lost their friends and then spend 2 hours sitting waiting for me to finish so I could take them home.

About 5 minutes from meeting them to either K-closing or securing a hook-up sometime in the near future, done it a few times. If you go direct early then you'll sometimes get some very easy F-closes.

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My first ever kiss I was dancing and I seen this girl near me so I put out my hand she took it I got her name danced for two minutes went for the kiss, she was a horrible kisser

i was driving, and some girl in a car next to me looking at me, we flirted none verbally, she told me to follow her, i follow her in my car with the windows up she instructed me to pull my pants down, i did, pull it out, and she give me one of the best bjs ever, pull up the window, and adios, not a word exchange...

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Funniest pickup is blurry. Basically my frat had a private party with a sorority maybe a year and a half ago, and I started dancing with this girl who was a rushing freshman. It was a pirate theme party and she had this sex fuckin sailor blue dress that probly went 4 inches past her pussy. I didn't say a fuckin word to her until we were outside the house. Just massive kino escalation, taking her hand, leading her outside the house, then saying we were going back to my place.

Now, funnier than that is one that I don't count as a pickup but I'll throw it in. I left a party with a buddy of mine and stopped to piss. I come back to the sidewalk (yeah yeah, it was technically in public) and he's talkin to this girl. She sees me, says hello, and gives me a big fucking hug which makes me realize that my friend does not know her at all. She's just a hammered freshman girl wandering the streets of pittsburgh by herself. Since neither of us are rapists, and have no desire to see a girl get killed, we walk her back to her dorm, talking to her, etc. When we get to her building we wait outside and keep talking for a bit, and I dunno if this is what got it set, but my bud lit a cigarette and she went off on him for doing something so unhealthy. Well her two friends show up, and we introduce ourselves and talk for a few minutes before walking away. We are by the door, and she grabs my arm and says "aren't you coming up?" We're across the street from our bus stop, so my friend says he's good to go by himself. But I was so stupid back then, I turned to this girl's friends and said "no issues?" Like, I fuckin asked them if they wanted to cockblock me!

So there's my funniest pickup, and funniest one night stand.