ans: do you usually come off this strong?

New Shit Test:

Is that a fake tan? or What kind of self respecting man tans?[/quote]

i believe thats 2 but w/e

Is that a fake tan?

AAAANNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYWAY like i was saying b4 u rudely interupted me(cutting her off completely with a big smile)



What kind of self respecting man tans?

what kind of self respecting woman has to hide behind negativity to hide when she's envious(a little verbose i no but i like it)

shit test: (after a neg) And yet you dont have a girl

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You know what your problem is?You're putting the pussy on a pedistal.

PUA: right... A girl. Im too much for one to handle. I need a whole staff to tend to my needs. Breakfast, lunch, dinner... and not to mention all the love notes she would have to write me... im high maintenance.

Shit test: My friends were telling me they saw you wandering around aimlessly at the club alone a few nights ago.

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'Elaine that was the yam yam'

Answer: "Aimlessly? Hardly. I was browsing. Do people criticize you, when you check out the different fruits on sale in the groccery store? No. Excuse me, I'm going to go check out a few kiwis, I'll be back later Peach." From then on, you call her Peach.

Shit Test: Are you wearing perfume? *and yes, you are*

P.S. Bilbil, that was a great answer man. I love the replies that start off and you're not sure if its going anywhere good and then by the end of it you're grinning cause you know you hit a grand slam.

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"The 'Brick Walls' are there to allow you to prove how badly you want something!" ~ Randy Pausch

~ Rye

Answer: Well I didn't come here with any on... but judging by that
shit-eating (<-- maybe too strong) grin on your face, i can see you know that I have great taste.

Shit Test:

Why do you seem so interested in me?

P.S. Rye Lee, its nice to see someone around here has good taste <--- not a pick up line

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'Elaine that was the yam yam'

Yeah, too strong. I suggest refraining from swearing as much as possible and try as hard as possible to only use curses when it is considered a nessissary word to maintain the frame, or because it is the only thing that fits. By that, I mean that if you are telling a joke and the punch line is about shitting in someone's cornflakes, then don't say "poop", say "shit". But you don't need to say "shit-eating grin" in this instance, when you can use "grin" and it comes off as being smoother and less crude. But in other instances, I might say, "So this guy, he's got this grin. You know, one of those giant, SHIT EATING grins..." while telling some anecdote that needs that level of description and commitment to the frame. Comprende?

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"The 'Brick Walls' are there to allow you to prove how badly you want something!" ~ Randy Pausch

~ Rye

aparently someone has no self confidence...(looks around)i wonder who it could be.

hopefully this wil lget you the "jerk punch" and a qualifier

shit test:
*after a neg* so of all the girls in here y talk to me then

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You know what your problem is?You're putting the pussy on a pedistal.

shit test:
*after a neg* so of all the girls in here y talk to me then

answer:
I was walking around talking to some girls here and there and ALL of them just want to get me in sack, like all i am is some kind of sex object. Then i saw you and thought to myself "Finaly, a normal person!!!".

shit test: Whats your favorite part of a woman?

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"Do or do not. There is no try." ~Yoda

answer....... teeth, the bigger the better lol.



shit test......... would u ever fuck a stripper?

shit test......... would u ever fuck a stripper?

answer: Yeh, but she'd have to pay me, just like everybody else.


new shit test: Whats your biggest weakness?

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"Do or do not. There is no try." ~Yoda

new shit test: Whats your biggest weakness?



i've yet to come across one


shit test:
you seem like you do this a lot

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You know what your problem is?You're putting the pussy on a pedistal.

I'm gonna bet that your answer is going to get the typical "Psshh!" followed by her losing interest. Its just too cocky, everybody has weaknesses and pretending that you're better than everyone else in the world just makes people not like you.

Test: What's your biggest weakness?

Answer: I'm a sucker for a good Sunday afternoon nap. You look like you like to crawl into a nice warm cozy bed on a rainy day and cuddle, yeah?


Shit Test: You seem like you do this a lot.

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"The 'Brick Walls' are there to allow you to prove how badly you want something!" ~ Randy Pausch

~ Rye

Answer: Do you mean TALKING to people? Wow... a cool girl who's anti-social, that has to be a first.

Shit Test:

Did you just stare at my ass/Chest?

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'Elaine that was the yam yam'

Shit Test: Did you just stare at my ass/Chest?

Answer: Not while your wearing that shirt/those pants. Its/Their too cute, simmilar to what my little sister used to wear when she was younger. I can't even talk to you anymore.

Shit test: If you had to live on a deserted island for a year, what three things would you take with you and why?

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"Do or do not. There is no try." ~Yoda

Answer: One year on a deserted island... What kind of sick and twisted fantasies are you making me part of?

New Shit Test

Why are you so mean to me?

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'Elaine that was the yam yam'