So I approached this girl today who worked in a busy retail outlet. She was probably like a 5 or 6 but had this well cute ass. You know those girls you get that just have simply no boobs whatsoever but an ass to die for? She was one of those.

She was hanging stock out at the time, and so I approached her to ask what she thought about a particular item I was wearing. She hardly looked at me and kept her head down whilst she spoke. It was quite funny because there became a queue which she then had to jump onto a til and serve, and there I was talking to her holding her up...

Anyway, about 20 mintues later after looking around the shop, I returned when it was a little less busy. I approached her again and said "Look, I always live for the moment and I might regret this if I don't ask you, you look like someone I should really get to know and I would love to take you out." She replied with the infamous "Oh, I have a boyfriend!" and at this point I didn't really care but she then turned round to me and said, "You can add me on facebook if you like though."

What the fuck does that mean? You can't have my number and I have got a boyfriend but you can add me on facebook... What game are you trying to pull bitch?