Hey fellas,

Patchy here with my first field report. First let me congratulate myself on something that I haven't shared with the community yet.

Almost one year ago I learnt about the game. Only two weeks later at age 17 I K-Closed a MARRIED woman. I have always held this as an achievement and I am very proud of this.

Anyway on with the field report.

So my two AFC friends had invited me to their friends party (actually it was more of a gathering). We went to his flat at around 7PM and I was absolutely buzzing. I couldn't wait. I am trying to overcome my social anxieties so social occasions such as this get me very excited because I know there'll be chances for me to interact with others.

We got to the friends flat and things were slow moving, however 4 cans of beer and some socializing later a girl turned up to the party who I'd never seen before (I knew the others that were there and they were all in long term relationships).

Immediately I went and sat with her. "Hey, you know what. I need an opinion on something.." I said. "Would a belly button piercing suit a guy?" I followed with as a big smile appeared on my face. She smiled back. It was a successful opener. I threw in DHVs, I negged her while talking to her friend next to her. Everything was going well.

I placed my ring on her finger (kino) and edged up closer to her. She opened up to me and turned facing towards me and kept leaning towards me whenever I spoke. I thought for sure that this could only end well.

I put my arm around her and she looked confused and went a little quiet. I complimented her and we carried on talking. That's when I said "Are you hung up on someone?". Her answer was yes. She explained that she was hung up on a girl that didn't feel the same way about her.

Reguardless I carried on gaming. That's when AMOG entered the room (he'd been outside talking with a friend) he immediately said to her "Come on let's go, this party is dead". She turned towards me and asked if I wanted to come. I explained to her that I would prefer to stay. We stood up. I put my arms around her waist. She looked really confused now. I said "I'll see you the next party I go to. Add me on Facebook" I explained how it had been nice meeting her and how she was probably one of the more interesting people I had met at this friends party.

I lent in to K-Close and she just blew me out. Didn't move and just stood there looking dazed and confused.

She left.


Where the fuck did I go wrong? I thought for sure this one was mine. By the way..She was only like a 5-6. Not even that attractive.