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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:16 pm 
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Genuine Genius! Incredible help for newbies like my self :) hope to see more stuff up here :)
Cheers SBFC


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Jay, I hope you can take this into your consideration.

What if a girl calls out, "You sound/look like a player?"

What should we say?

i think this would be a good one

"and you look/sound like game, but i dont make judgements based on apperances"

"trust you to kno what a player looks like" or something else that implies she hangs around players.

Hi Guys, first post but i think that would be a pretty good answer:

"You sound/look like a player!" - Her
"I'm not a player, because "player" includes the possibility to lose... I'm a WINNER!" - You

What do you think? i hope nobody posted it yet... (=

awesome thread by the way!!


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How to kiss close in the first two minutes:

When you walk up to her, instead of hugging her, just peck her on the lips.
Follow up with:

"I thought I'd make the situation awkward now, rather than trying to make it awkward later." -You
i hope you're aware i will be using the SHIT outta this from now on


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Ja Wa.. have you received your nobel prize yet?


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if I were a female, I would lay with you because of this thread. thanks Jay Wa

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PUA: Wanna see a magic ?

HB: Sure

PUA: Give me your hand/hands

HB: Okey /gives/

PUA: Talk something whole diffrent... or just chat

HB: Hey ! where is the magic ?

PUA: What magic ? ohh.... that ? I just wanted to hold your hand...
but your hands are sweaty/cold/not like I expected .... then throw
away her hand

HB: HAHA... damn you.

Additional

PUA: Okey... this time for real. give me your hands ,I swear OR I swear
on my GF's name.

HB: gives her hand (big ioi)

Pua: haha your so cute... I could talk you in everything... does your friends call
you innocent-hb ? by the way I have candies in my VAN :lol:


Field tested... works like a charm

Credit : I'm not sure I made it up or read it from somewhere.

also sorry bout my english :lol:


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HB: Asks for name
PUA: Aza
HB: I'm Blahty

1. PUA: Ohhh..... I hate Blahty's... Every Blahty I knew was witches/monster
2. PUA: Yeah whatever... We're not gonna remember each other anyway. (C.F)
3. PUA: OMG! I cant even talk to you right now... my first love called Blahty
4. PUA: *in seriously romantic tone* omg.... thats most beautiful name I ever
PUHAHAHAHAHAHA *laugh and tease her like seriously? come on*

No2 is my favourite, it demonstrates massive DHV... like I'm just having good time and not trying to pick up.

No1 is for newly appeared targets with big ego'd girls. (false disqualifer)

No3 is for girls who ioi-ing lot to me.

No4 is for girls who I already attracted to me. false romance... one of my favourite


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Some more shit like this if she starts acting up.

"Wow, how does your boyfriend put up with you?" - You

"Uh, I don't have a boyfriend." - Her

"Well, that's probably for the best!" - Me
That one is good I'll remember that.
Brilliant.


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How to ask her on a date via text message:

(Just so it's clear, you're sending this to the girl you want to ask out. She will be giving you advice on what she would say to herself, if that makes sense.)

"Ok so I wanna ask out this girl named (insert her name here) on (insert day here). Any tips on how not to get rejected?" - You
"Yea I think you should just go for it! She's probably available" - Her
"Tell me exactly what to say to her! I'm really not sure on this one. Word on the street is she is in high demand!" - You

(Responses will vary, but below is just an example of what she might say. The trick is to respond with exactly what she writes. You literally copy and paste her text message and send it back to her.)

"Hey (her name), I know you're really busy, but because you're so pretty and awesome I want to take you out on a date!" - Her
"Hey (her name), I know you're really busy, but because you're so pretty and awesome I want to take you out on a date!" - You

(By helping you come up with a message to send back to her, she has already implicitly accepted your invitation to take her out.)


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Appreciate it Jay, very helpful stuff! The above text one is great btw XD


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Jay, I hope you can take this into your consideration.

What if a girl calls out, "You sound/look like a player?"

What should we say?

You can answer: "We prefer to be called gigolos!"

Give her a hard time and tease her playfully whenever you can.
Tease her, whenever she makes a mistake or whenever she dresses weird or says something stupid.
This way you will appear as higher value and she will try to seek your approval, in order to have the same status like you.
I wrote an article about this at http://seduceandattract.blogspot.com/20 ... ction.html, where I develop these ideas.


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Awesome post. respect.

I'm gonna try them in the netherlands.

keep up the good work :D


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there is some awesome things there bro! im def going to use some.


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Good stuff Jay Wa :D


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What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend:

"I have a boyfriend" - Her (in a playful way)
"I can totally relate...I actually have two kids." - You

She will more than likely call you out on it. But more importantly, she will be changing the subject back to you and probably realize that her being in a relationship is not that big of a deal.

"I have a boyfriend"- Her (in a defensive way)
"Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought that I was hitting on you. I was actually just being nice..." - You

This will make her feel guilty and she will more than likely apologize to you.

"I have a boyfriend." - Her (in a bitchy way)
"Great. Can you do me a favor? Tell him to go fuck himself." - You

Use this last one only if you really have to.


I'm 99.9% sure that the last one on the list is David DeAngelo material (if not all). And guys!!! You would, more often than not, only use that one on a HB8+ if she said she had a boyfriend rudely.


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