You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Tell me something :)
Stranger: Im amazing
You: Prove it
Stranger: its to hard because its just everything
You: I call bullshit
You: less words more facts!
Stranger: i'm tall , australian , brunette , tanned , outgoing , smart , creative , have a nice arse what else would you like to know
You: Yeah and I'm spiderman
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: I save the world trapping everyone in ambiguous white webs
You: that's, like, twice as awesome
You: you're not the worst either though
Stranger: im legendary because i'm an australian girl
You: You aint got nothing on Italian food. Take that
Stranger: thats true , so your from Italy ?
You: Yeah
Stranger: Bella means beautiful right
You: Yes it does
You: if you want to accentuate it, though, you have to say "bellissima"
You: -issima is the superlative for adjectives
Stranger: aww i can imagine the accent now
You: bella is more like beetwen nice and beautiful
Stranger: well thats not such a bad thing
You: no it's not
You: if someones tells you "Sei bella" it's still a compliment :D
You: how do you know it anyway?
Stranger: well i can speak just a little bit of italian
You: I think our grammar is pretty hard compared to English
You: like, with so many conjugations and exceptions and stuff
You: then again i don't think it sounds as musical as french or spanish and it's harder than those two so I would reccomend learning those instead
You: they will prove more useful as well
Stranger: well if you ask me i think the italian language is beautiful and so is the accents
You: that's nice to hear
You: we've got some nice stuff in our country, even though nobody seems to care and some of our monuments are even collapsing haha
You: what about australia
Stranger: well melbourne city is the best , and eveyone is very laid back . we have beautiful beaches
You: I challenge you to a swimming contest or anything that may challenge your awesomeness
You: if I ever come to visit your country
Stranger: sure :0
Stranger: :)
You: I'll bring you some spaghetti or something more typical
Stranger: how about tirimasu ? and mochiato
Stranger: sorry for the spelling
You: you mean tiramisù :D
You: one of my favorites
You: ok it's a deal then
You: but you've got to show me the best places near your city in return
Stranger: deal :)
You: Get to go now
You: you're pretty cool indeed I must admit
You: bye :D
Stranger: thankyou cour'e

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Would you swim in a bathub of ice cream if it was really hot at your place?
Stranger: shit yeah
Stranger: who wouldnt
You: I wouldnt
You: i would eat it all before going in it probably
You: but that's just me
Stranger: lol i would give that a go
You: would feel just as awesome though
Stranger: haha yeah
You: Come to Italy
You: we've got real ice cream
You: bathubs of ice cream
Stranger: im there.
You: You're italian?
You: If you're not you should probably be
You: we've got pizza and moustache
Stranger: haha nopeeee
Stranger: can i change countries
You: ask God
You: he doesn't listen that often though
Stranger: yeah :( ill try him!
You: maybe he's busy
You: how do you kill time when you're god?
You: like, swimming in the milky way
Stranger: yeah why not
Stranger: milky way full of ice cream
You: haha :D i'm pretty jealous of god now
You: i think in 50'000 AD they will fill the milky way with ice cream and allow babies to swim and eat it
You: can you freeze me and write on a card that they need tu unfreeze me in 50'000 please?
You: you can come if you want
Stranger: only if you do the same for me
You: sure
You: seems pretty hard to do though
You: we'll have to ask someone
Stranger: god?
You: sure why not
You: when he's finished swimming
Stranger: yeah cant be all day up there
You: I hope so, he won't get all the milky way for himself
You: i have to go now
You: props for being awesome
Stranger: props to you too
Stranger: enjoy ice cream