Hi Im zappo to cut it short Im going to make this my Holiday Blog Im going to Malia in 2 days time with just one friend. I intend to update this blog on holiday whenever I can, If not to save my experiences in my drafts and upload them when I get home.

Background info Im 21 / from Liverpool / Male obv

Last year I k-closed on average 60+ girls which is a huge difference from previous years

I had a relationship with one girl for 3 months which kind of failed

I f-closed 2 girls both not my ex gf :S

A few years ago I was the Biggest Introvert going addicted to wow , couldnt hold a conversation for more than a minute and lost touch with a lot of my friends .I am now Popular , Happy with my life and myself and I am the defenition of an Extrovert.

To give you an impression of what Im like in real life , Im currently trying to defrost chicken in my chimney ........ Yeah my life is full of me doing awesomeley weird thigns like that

Aims
My main aim is to try and f-close a girl within 2 hours of reaching my apartments ( we reach them at 2 am local time) It is doable and so is she

My other Aims are to enjoy myself as much as possible
Not to run out of cash , only taking 500 euro
To improve my game even more with more experiences
Get comfortable going more Direct
To keep this blog thruthful with real events and If im un successful to state it and loose credibility

Any tips are welcome

Eventually going to contain 2 lay reports , how to survive a cockfest , importance of day game , how to get past cockblocking security , how to k-close pole dancer who are high up and out of reach but im doing it in segments because this is a large field report

I may as well start from the beginning me and my friend flew from Manchester airport, were scousers so we expected to be getting banter from mancs (due to Liverpool, Manchester History) so yeah were on the plane and we start talking to the people around us (mostly round the age of 20-30) We hit it off with two Manc Lads, bid them a good holiday and thought that was that. We reach are apartments and go to sleep (arrived 6 am local time euuuuurrrggggg). We get woken up by the rep around 12ish. He introduced us to a few girls around the pool admittedly I was a bit sheepish at first but we sat down and started talking to them asking them where they were from wait for their reply

“I’m from Newcastle “,

“Sorry?

“I said I’m from Newcastle”

“No I’m just sorry”

Used that a few times on a few people get a few laughs and keep it low key , usually follow it up with the bog standard “where’s the best places to go ? “ “What’s everyone else like in these apartments?” “How long are you here for “, “You guys aren’t going to rob us right ?” , “ can you believe they gave me and my friend a double bed to share , for the record I’m the big spoon” ( that actually happened ) ; ) yeah sure their boring questions but as long as you use their answer and construct something with it , it’s usually fine and conversation just develops normally” .Trust me opening is so easy over there , just keep a smile on your face and say “Hi” to people when you walk past.

Anyways onwards, our apartments where small but had a great ratio of girls: lads. Me and my friend use to always pick a sunbed with one space between us and a set of girls within minutes we’re talking. The first night we went out we bumped into the mans in teh first bar we walked into and got absolutely slaughtered and I was in bed by half 2 I woke up with a picture of me and my friend holding a snake and forgot getting that picture taken. We showed it to everyone round the pool and they all laughed. We settled down and picked a sun bed next to this Hb 7.3 she had a nice body on her which made up for the rest. Kept everything casual gave her a bit of banter at points( My mate said the best line to her at one point Your such a slob you’re like the female equivalent of Homer Simpson ) we were like , right I’m bored ( picks girl up and jumps in the pool) . It continued like this for the rest of the day (I can’t remember most of the conversation because it was over a week ago now). I do remember getting turned on by her though and allowing myself to do so; I just kept looking at her like “I’m going to fxck you tonight”.

Anyways night roles on we invite them round for pre drinks and pizza. My mate bought some cards with sex positions on them and I went through them with her and just kept asking her questions like “ which one is your favourite” , “ for a second then I thought that one was you” , “ that’s the one we will be doing later on tonight”, "This is teh one I will request on our HoneyMoon". We went out to town Danced for a couple of hours and she kept making the eyes at me eventually I just k-closed her and her hands were all over me. Now if any of you have ever read my previous posts before you know I am prone to blue balls. So to stop this from happening I pulled my phone out in a bar and started playing Tetris. That’s right I started to play Tetris! My Boner went and she got frustrated That I wasn’t paying any attention to her. Win win situation. I started kissing her again and then went back to paying my game she questioned me on it and I just said “I was bored, I’m waiting for things to pick up a bit”. She kept trying to earn my attention and I just whispered in her ear (yes I am a man with words and I can’t believe this worked, I was just generally telling her the truth) “If you don’t stop doing what you’re doing you’re going to give me blue balls! you’ve got me turned on, are you happy?! “She replied “let’s loose our friends in the next club then".

That’s exactly what we did, We ran home and we tried to have drunk sex part from I’m still quite a noob at sex (only had 4 partners) so it kept slipping out all the time because of our angle so I just said “I’m quite drunk sorry, I can’t wait to ram your brains out in the morning when I’m sober”. Then I slid my friends' pillow underneath her lower back and just rammed her. Now I kid you not and I understand If you don’t believe this but when my friend burst in on us and asked us if we had sex she answered “ Yes 7 times “ I answered at the same time “ No we made love” ( taking the piss) but then I kind of stopped and froze because apparently I just had sex with a girl 7 times, I’m not going to argue with that , I can’t remember most of the times it was definatley over 4 but she was persistent that we had done it that many times, and maybe even more , So I was awarded the name “ The stallion!”.

We had sex again in the mornign she gave me a Bj as well , The maid walked in it was like I was In a Film it was quite comical. Also I did her Bare Back euuuugggggg ( Im an Idiot). Anyways I wanted her out the room and she just wanted more sex ( I had friken Friction Burns on my Cock !) So I was like
"Hey are you ready to do teh walk of shame yet to your apartment ? , I need to clean up and buy my Friend Brekfast for being a trooper last night" , " Bubye now , cya " and that was that .


Now because I have so much to write about Im going to do this in short posts I dont know how many but theirs more to come when I have the time !

That “No I’m just sorry” line sounds like it works a treat. Going to use that in Spain next week. Looking forward to updates on this

Ive been trying to post this for a while and keep having trouble ( something to do with typing it up in word)

A part I mentioned at the beginning was the importance of day game , I forgot to tell you in 95% of apartments across Greece (Malia , Zante etc.) there are security guards which prevent you from bringing back outsiders to your apartment of a night time and if you get caught there is usually a fine of up to 20-100 euros . This was why it was important to pull around the pool area so you don’t get fined and don’t have to take them to the beach (tried to do that at one point).

Anyways next day rolled on my mate was being a bit of a dick to the girl I shagged which I was ok with because she stated that she only lived an hour away from me and was hinting at a future and all I was after was just a laugh which involved sex with different girls, drinking , sun , meeting new people and besides my penis still had friction burns from the night before. I’d like to point out at this point in the Holiday my mate was starting to get on my nerves so I would suggest going away with 3 - 4 Lads ( no more than 4 though ! ). Because my mate was being a dick and avoiding the girl I shagged we walked past them at the bar (just outside our resort) I said hello and then wandered off to find my mate (Note this is a pretty awesome set up my mate or wing is being the dick he gets all the blame and I have no complications).

We walk up to 2 Scottish girls from our complex and start chatting to them. It’s going well needless to say its leading in the right direction escalation wise but we kept getting staired at by the girl I previously f-closed and her mate. Me and my friend step outside for a couple of minutes and when we turn around my f-close are mates with our new set and are hitting it off (Cock Block

So we bail.

We bump into the mancs from the airport again and two Lads from Essex that we made friends with we go to a club with the ratio of lads to girls I shit you not is 10:1 It was like this in every club. The worst thing about it was the Lads were ruthless pulling girls heads towards them and just forcing them to kiss them before one of the girls mates would hit them in the head ( If any of you guys have watched my big fat gypsy wedding it was the equivalent to grabbing).

So here’s the situation every club is a sausage fest every girl who was a 6 now thinks she’s a 9 because of the attention she’s getting from Horney Lads. To give you an example of what we’re dealing with here
X X X every X is a group of Lads every O is a group of girls, these girls were on
X O X full bitch shield Mode and rightly so. To achieve anything in the club you
X X X had to reach comfort first which is fxcking solid. If you don’t reach comfort with a set of girls they will move the fxck on very fast, they had to feel protected; the way I felt was best was dancing facing away from them but next to them if you get me. I act as a bit of a shield from the rest of the other Horney Lads. After comfort was achieved I would put myself in a way were one of them would hit me by mistake and I would look at her and over exaggerate my pain, then move onto a stupid dance off with the whole of the group ( important you need to gain the confidence of the whole group, so actively involve everyone ). Once that was achieved I just did the simple spin, move her hands onto my body, dance with her. K-close.

BUT THIS WAS FXCKING EFFORT! For such an average girl. Me and my mates wanted the girls that were so up their own ass and so high up on a pedastool that they literally climbed on top of a pedastool to dance on a pole for free. These poles were off the ground if you were a guy and tried to get up on there a bouncer of bar man would shout at you, This was the girls only safe haven in a way. So it’s simple their high up their too high for you to pull in todance with or k-close so we had the genius idea of sitting on the tallest persons shoulders. Now you don’t know how hilarious this is and such a great reaction you get when you start dancing with girls on poles when you’re on someone else’s shoulder s from there on its simple you pull in and k-close. Bam you’ve just k-closed the hottest girl in the club and with minimal effort, it happens quite fast but its hard to go anywhere further with it they usually ignore you after that aha .

Theirs one more post (I think) to come it has some tips in as well