That's just conceited, not even cocky anymore. For your shit test, its just a matter of a poorly opened set, not a shit test, check the definition from previously in the thread.

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didnt like the other answer gonna redo

because im a chearful person, i think you need to ask yourself y you're not smiling

she'll either say
i am a chearfull person
OR(most likely)
because some guy is hitting on me

to which you respond
i hope you're not talking about me because i was only using you to fight my boredom....though you're not doing a good job

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Shit test; Awkward silence

Lightly stroke her hair the way you would a cat or dog, then lean close, whisper some flattery-you're adorably beautiful works for me, then leave and come back a little later.

Shit test.

I'm married

I doubt she's gonna respond with the second one as long as you are doing even half decent game. I think your initial response is great though.
Again, awkward silence IS NOT A SHIT TEST!!!!! It just means you're shit at running game and you've fucked up your set, or you've got some sexual tension building. Its either good, or you've just lost, not a shit test. Also, just stroking some chick's hair that you just met is gonna piss her off for being condescending, or infinging on her personal space, especially if you have fucked yourself with getting the awkward silence in a bad way.

I don't think I'm married is a shit test either. I think its either true, or a "fuck off" in which case, you have to decide if you want to pursue a married girl, or you need to leave while you still have some dignity.

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Yeah, but wasn't sure which shit test to continue from, and well, you have to look at it properly.

I never said it would be a shit test in every situation. But if you use your mind, if the girl gave you a signal, then stroking her hair is fine, so long as you do it properly. The girls who's hair I stroked within the first minute of meeting them-no I do not stroke random peoples hair, but if they give me a sign that they like me sometimes then..- in those cases I have a roughly 8 out of 10 success rate.

You shouldn't use the stroke hair technique unless she has told you-I like you- whether it was with her eyes, or some other way.

If she has given you the signs or ioi's then she gives you an awkward silence, then arguably that is a shit test, if she gave you signs she liked you and then tells you she's married..

then it's a shit test too.

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Generally when a married woman is showing that she likes you and tells you that she's married, then its just an obstacle that she wants to know if you can get around it or not. I guess you could look at that as a shit test, but I really don't. A shit test is generally a false disqualifier type of thing, but marriage isn't a false disqualifier, its something you have to decide if you want to fuck with that, or not and if so, you need to let her know that you're cool with it and that you can be discreet. Unless she's asking for a threesome, then you gotta figure out if you're down with MMFs.

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shit test: why are you wearing rubber bands?

shit test: why are you wearing rubber bands?

answer: "I'm a rubber band salesman about to open a designer rubber band store in europe. Their the "in" thing this season." Possibly follow on with a neg on a item of clothing or make up.

Sorry about the awkard sillance shit test. I am new to PU Artistry and have much to learn. Critique highly welcomed.

shit test: Whats your perfect woman?

90-60-40.
90 years old, $60 million account, 40 degree (celsius) fever.


I haven't read all other shit tests, and this is my first post too.

If I understood correctly what a shit test is ... "What's the deal with the long hair, are you a punk addict or somethin ?"

Shit test: "What's the deal with the long hair, are you a punk addict or somethin ?"

Answer: Im a starving musician who cant afford haircuts.

Shit test: Actualy happend to me after jaming with the band. "Bass players are boring".

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.............is that a shit test or a real world fact?

I think I have a good response for this:

Girl: Why are you smiling so much?

PUA: Why so interested?...My eyes are up here


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I dont know if this is a shit test but it doesn't hurt to answer cocky funny.
If it isn't a shit test then she just basically insulted you

Girl: Bass players are boring

PUA: I'll have to remember that when my groupies pay me a visit tonight

Shit test: 'What makes you think you are so special?'

Much better bilbil.

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Shit test: 'What makes you think you are so special?'

*hold eye contact* dont' blink....

one of 2 things will happen... 1... she'll be like "ooh eye contact I like this boy" then you say some shit like "you wanna dance?" or show her some magic or something...

if she's looking at you like you're stupid, wait till she blinks... and then tell her you're the undefeated starring contest champion of the world.


nst: "hold my purse"

and

"don't be a broke ass, buy us some popcorn"

PUA: Hey if you can't even afford to by your own popcorn then we are not going to get along. I need rich women to buy me gifts and dinner all day long.

Next shit test: HB: "I like to masturbate in the shower"

After this she looks at you to see your reaction.