This was my own fault, I posted a funny picture and derailed the whole thread but guys, lets try and get back on topic or I will have to lock it and then all the other moderators will laugh at me because I caused it and that will make me a sad panda (or something like that)

That's the only thing my brain processed.

No but seriously, I don't believe a single human being on this planet has had his girlfriend walk up to him and say: "Listen Dave, there's someon . . something else. Its name is Z45 and is made in China. I'm sorry, you just don't cut it."

Girlfriends will dump you long before they get to the point where a regular sex toy pleases them sooo much they don't want you anymore. Toys just grant physical pleasure, but the lack of emotional pleasure is the key factor for why sex toys can never ever replace humans.

This is on topic, yes its funny and I know I said stay on topic but....... OK I have no reason other than this is fucking funny and so fitting to this thread:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/37137 ... -boyfriend

Vibrators can help to achieved satisfaction and orgasm given to every person that is using a specific sex toys.

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I brought along a toy with spikes on one of my f-dates. Since the girl was curious, I used it on her. She had abdominal spasms several times. After 30 minutes or so (some 8 to 10 Celine Dion songs in the background; she loves Celine Dion), she still wanted my cock.

By morning, I asked her what it was like. She gave me a naughty smile and tried to insert it up my ass. She finally relented that it was a bad idea after I overpowered her.

Bottomline? She says the cock feels better than the toy.

Now my cock isn't emotional or something. It's just a plain looking dick...

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