Welcome

Welcome in my holy topic of goodness in wich will come my field report of 2 weeks of holiday in Salou Spain. Every day i will add another day of Salou, sometimes 2 days.

This field report will tell about myn time and the time of my fellow Dutch friends in Salou, mostly about girls but also the things that come around, and this all through the eyes and mind of me.

One of my friends will add his opinion and feelings on the specific day. (Ther can be delayments in this, if its the case it will be edited later on.)

If you got any qeustions u can PM me or post!

Introduction

Amadieus: Me and the person writing this field report, more background info about me later on.

Sticking points: Opening
Goal: 5 Kiss closes

Visitor Q: Will be listed in the story as VQ, a person that i know now for about a year, i know him thanks to Patty. Doing Pua for a unknown time but the longest for the three of us and teached it to Patty. I see VQ as a relaxed guy that is cool with most things, takes PUA seriously and wants to bring the most out of this holiday, Party & PUA wise.

Sticking points: Opening
Goal: No goal but i think he wants to fuck the shit out in Salou

Mpua Patty Playah: Or also know just as Patty in this story. A person that i know for quite some years, i was in the same class as him, bin on a holiday with him before and his greatest aspect is his form of humor, takes nothing serious at all, party is his middle name and is also besides that founder of (P)at Method, a new PUA method that he has been working on for some time now and will be released somewhere in the future. Knows Pua from VQ.

Sticking Points: Escalation
Goal : 5 kiss closes

Scarface Anton: Unless patty and VQ, Anton lives very close to me and is a person i mostly go out with and to game, we learned from each other that we are doing the game during a night out.
Anton is a relaxed guy, good looking, he has his sticking points in the game like foremost opening but its very fun to see your main wing mate improving in things!

Sticking point: Opening
Goal: No goal

Roetker: A guy from my local friends group, good guy wich actually was my ''boss'' during a older job of myn. Not much experience in girls, had his girlfriends, and has ''The game'' but never read it yet, so basically hes the only person thats not doing PUA.

So where shale we begin? Mmmmmh let's start with some background information shale we?

Me, Amadieus started PUA last year october, the reason for me the start it was that one of my friends started doing it aswell (Patty). Before this i already knew about the community and but besides reading the forum it didn't spark any intrest in me.
But from patty i received 60 Yoc and when i readed that i was completely hooked and started soon to read more and more methods like MM-Jigglers and many more.
The greatest part of this was to see myself grow in it, if i look back to lets say the beginning of 2011 i can see how much i have improved in the time and that just feels really good.


''The game gets better and the girls get hotter''

Somewhere in april or may during a night out with some local friends of my (not Patty nor VQ) i blurted out during a smoke break that i am the almighty Pua...... A friend of my directly looked my into the eyes and sayd calmy: ''You know the game?'' on wich i sayd yes.....

This was the moment i discovered anton was doing the game aswell, not aslong as i do but to discover that a friend is doing this although u never knew it is exciting. This was the beginning of a great time with alot of teamwork with Anton in this world of PUA. We gamed alot and also dated 2 girls that were also friends with each other. Great times ...great times.

I was also quite suprised to hear he was going with Roetker to Salou to at the same day i was going to. The only difference was that they were going one week while im going 2 weeks and also in a other Hotel then us.

This was going to be the 4th time already that i was going to Salou, the other 3 years i was on a camping nearby Salou but this was going to be the first time that i was in the center of it, in a hotel room. Ofcourse ther are differences, on a camping u have much more social contacts, but a hotel is more much comfortable then the lazy tents i was in last years.

Sooo 5 persons - Salou = Game on!

VQ's background and opinion:

Prelude
Thursday 21 of July 2011
A day that started with work, but it didn't really bother me as was my head completely thinking about my upcoming holiday in Salou. Soon i was free to go, sayd bye to my colleagues and then left to go back home and make my final things ready.
Just before i left off to the house of Patty i walked the dog.... During it my mind crossed more intresting things, like my personal goal, what i want to achieve and also competition.

As my personal goal i had to K-close 5 girls, must be easy to do right? I mean im going to party 14 nights so 5 K-closes can't be to hard.

And then the hardest part, competition... Everyone wants to be the best of course, but the most important thing is teamwork. Teamwork is essential for human advancement but also for Pua, without a good wing, 2 sets will be sooooo much harder to do, and the amount of one sets is just dramatically low. So if we want to be successful there in Salou we need to wing each other and put aside competition.

After dropping of all my shit at Patty's home and went to go Meppel , a small city with some nice bars and a club, i gamed more then once there but actually never scored there, i even start to think i have some curse there!
Patty and VQ were already sitting there since 2 o'clock in the afternoon and i joined them in somewhere at 7 o'clock. I was ready to game this night, just do it one more time before setting of to Spain, but i was not planning to lead , no instead i was planning to just follow them and see what happens.
But the main reason we were in Meppel was for the ''tradition''. A tradition called in life by patty and VQ to drink yourself wasted before the holiday. Well lets see how this will go haha!

Field Report
Nothing happened this night, we just simply partied all night... ahum well all night, we went to home at 2 o'clock already, and i had so much energy left! But i was oke, i had a fun night and was preparing myself for ''The hot Salou 2k11''

VQ's opinion:


Day 1

Saturday 23 of July 2011

The day where it all begin, i walked down the stairs at Patty's home, washing myself a bit and then trying to atleast eat something, although my stomach didn't let me to. We drived to the train station where VQ was already waiting for us.

The travel with the train was good and i actually had the feeling that time was flying by at Schiphol airport. Then the flight started, mmmh it stays exciting... flying, although i already did if to 6+ times or so. When we landed at Barcelona Airport we could enter our bus very soon and we went on our way to the hotel, drive time was like 1 hour and 15 minutes.

When we arrived at 5'oclock i was surprised, the hotel looks good, clean, we had cleaners coming every morning and the food we tried out that night was actually fine and we had alot to choose from. And so we soon started to drink our very first beers in Salou @ the hotel ofcourse!

Field Report

The drinking started hard today, as we already had some booze at the airport, at the airplane and now nonstop drinking at the hotel, besides that i am ready to game!
Firstly ther was this other group of guys, pure AFC's, i name them the AFC squad for reference.

They were talking to a group of spanish girls and me, patty and VQ decided to go in and Amog them.
We jumped in and started befriending them while also seeking slight contact with the spanish. As it was the beginning of the night we used slight Kino and most verbal. I was talking to a spanish girl until she said she went to the bathroom with a friend of her.... meh IOD...
Suddenly MPua Patty throwed his beer in the air, throwing it also over 3 spanish girls... Bye girls! Was good knowing you! Call me!

Next we headed out into the city and going a club called Snoepy's
The club was packed and hot, it looked quite nice on the first eye's, with a nice smoke place outside where u could talk and a bar inside and further inside a dancefloor.

Very soon i opened a 2 set with the Uber simple line: Olah senoritas (spanish for ''hello girls'')
They reacted positively but before i could answer VQ and Patty jumped in and i actualy lost the set i opened, ugh i hate it when this happens! But on the other hand i don't really care that much about it and just let them play the game, they soon sat down near them, but later also walked away to go inside.

We stood up and went to check inside, danced a bit and then went outside again and ther they were, Anton and Roetker .
It was good to see them, soon we went outside to talk about things.

But anyways this is a field report so lets get going to our next set:

I opened a set with the same line i used before, we went in all three, with Anton and roetker more hanging around us and also talking a bit with the girls. I choosed my target and started using light kino and talking, i knew we had so isolate these girls to the dance floor or anyways inside sooner or later.
But the during the verbal conversations i discovered she had a boyfriend so i switched targets.

With this new girl verbal went good, my compliance test went good, so i said to her we should go and dance for a bit, she said no as they we going to somewhere else soon. BAH!

Aaah the first nights so hard to remember everything what happened, but sooner or later we left the set as we had the feeling there was nothing to get out of them, maybe we should have stayed with them... i dunno

But this were the major sets of the night, some minor sets wich are not really worth mentioning, this night we ended in the dreaded bar ''Het Gat''.
My feeling of this very first night were good, if we keep on gaming like this i knew a K-close would come soon, maybe even tomorrow.....

VQ's opinion:

Day 2

Aaah a new day in Salou Spain. Today we are going to check out the beach for the first time, following the road we walked some stairs down and ended on the the beach.
Well small beach it was, nothing special and we noticed not much tourist on this one but actually alot of spanish.

The water was cold, well not really cold but u would expect warmer water, but hey its only like 25 celsius.

We stayed all day on the beach and moved back to the hotel somewhere at 5 o'clock, showered us and went to the restaurant in the hotel to eat something.

Next we went to the terrace to start drinking. I quickly notified the people of the bar that i was Pina Colada boy and that i love Pina Colada!

AFC squad was hanging around the spanish again.

Aaaah its almost time to go out and enter Salou again, to start the game!

Field Report

Ofcourse tonight my biggest aim was to get my first K-close, after last night wich i saw as a fine night i expected to see more escalation orientated action.

At first we went to the lounge bar just next to our hotel named ''The ministry of Sound''. Soon we were joined by Anton and Roetker. Here we had these nice one liter buckets of unkown alcohol (yeah we said to the barkeeper to suprise us), some tasted yucky but other great, and while i was slirping from my drink i noticed Patty opened a english 2 set.

He talked a bit with them, they sat very close to him and soon he invited them to join the group. I must say before going on that this ministry lounge bar is not a good place to escalate unless u sit on a large couch with a girl.
Anyways soon we said we were going to a club and asked the girls would want to come, but they didn't, as a finaled desperate action of myn i throwed in my new fresh goldfish routine* into the battle!

It didn't work /cry

VQ also told me just when we were about to leave, that a guy invited us to join him and 4 other girls... We should have done that.


Then went to the club ''Two Much''. As first i hitted the dancefloor game but with no succes, did some booty bumps and tried to initiate some dancing with girls but no avail.
The i went outside and opened a set with Anton but we didn't came further then the verbal part. Then i went to take a piss and when i came back i saw Anton had opened a new set with Roetker. They we sitting down with the girls. Patty, VQ and me started to introduce ourself to the girls. Then i started talking to Anton while standing, the girl next to me asked if i want to sit down on her legs, i did.

Started Milking the intro (60 Yoc), had a good verbal talk in the beginning but started to loose a bit control later on. Kino happened enough.
I asked her to dance with me, she said later. Gah!

So after some talking i asked again and yes Bingo! Funny enough i went togheter with Patty and VQ's girls inside.

Just as we entered the club from the outside lounge area, some guys that these girls knew from ther holiday group started talking to our girls. Then it all went wrong.

My girl and also the girl of VQ just simply left us and went back outside with those guys, i was a tad pissed then, even while it was a simple HB6. Patty still walked with his girls to the dancefloor.

Togheter with Anton, Roetker and VQ we started drinking at the bar, Soon patty arrived back without the girl but soon a big smile appeared on his face.

So patty was the first to K-close on this holiday, i dind't see her that well but i think it was a Hb6.5 or 7.

Well better hope for tommorow right?!

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Day 3

A fresh new day! Yesterday night patty scored the first K-close of this holiday while myn HB and VQ's Hb escaped our grasp!

Last night i also used my own created Goldfish routine wich i will post directly under this!

Goldfish Routine =

Grab a dead fish from someplace and put it in a glass-bowl or a can, really does not matter. Put some sand or plants in it for decoration and wholah its done!
Now when u got out and u want to take a girl back to ya room you just say u have a awesome goldfish named: (insert random name) the Goldfish and then say he can do awesome tricks like playing dead!!.

Now back to the real world. This day we went out to the beach, the large beach that is, instead of that puny little sand farm we went to yesterday!

Under ourway there VQ just kept talking about his gruesome discovery of the ''Darkside'' last night when we were all sleeping. It seemed patty breathes like Darth Vader during his sleep haha!

Field Report

This night Anton and Roetker directly went to our Hotel and started feasing on our free drinks (Yeah we were all inclusif) , but hey we don't mind, more people is more fun aye?

When we left a guy convinced us to go to the 007 Bar. A small bar with a small smoking outside area. Ofc full of english, hence the name, we took a drink there, hang around the strip pole's and took a smoke outside. No action happened here.

While we left 007 and went on our search for our next spot VQ told me that he wasn't really in the state to game so he concentrated himself on partying this night.

Anton advised us that we should head out to the Ski hut, wich is a dutch type of party bar wich i always tend to avoid. But Anton personally convinced me that the bar is with good music and not the crappy one's they usually put on in a ''ski hut''.

Oh boy what was i wrong...... What a garbage music... oh gawd.... oke oke it wans't as bad as ''Het Gat'' we went to yesterday, but still damm...

I was trying to concentrate on the game while also having a good time and it kind of worked well, we opened a few sets outside in the smoke area but nothing really took off.

When we went back inside patty opened a group of like 4-5 girls on the dancefloor, this group wasn't that really tight, its group member were a bit scatterd around the dancefloor. VQ joined quickly.
While observing my eye quickly noticed the girl that patty was gaming, a ugly hb4 big whale type of girl, VQ told me we had to stop him for his own safety. Thats when i put out my camera to film this.

But she noticed..... She stopped dancing with patty and quickly patty went to me and asked wtf i was doing? Unaware of he was actually gaming i said look at her man!

Soon het left of and went back to her and k-closing her..... It actually was quite funny.
VQ soon took after a bit of talking he took his girl back outside to the smoke area to chat a bit. We quickly followed, standing in a other corner we putted our eyes on some other girls.

Roetker opened one girl of the group wich he directly started talking to, VQ wich girl left him for a sec went back to us and joined the set and telling them about the Goldfish we took with us on vacation, wich ofcourse was a lie. VQ asked me to show the fish to the ladies and so i did.
I showed our dead fish in a can, the girls reacting horrified we bursted in a big laugh. I sat on the floor of the laughing as so did Anton and VQ, patty soon joined us after he walked over. Long time ago i laughed this hard.

VQ's girl returned, so did patty's girl. VQ took his girl outside the Ski hut and started talking with her and Patty took his whale to the back alley where he ultimatly got raped by her.

True story

During all of this i actually lost the mood to game, i walked around a bit with Anton and noticed patty and the whale sitting in a alley, later we crossed Roetker who actually K-closes the girl he was talking to! Damm never seen that coming, especially because he had the hottest chick so far this holiday and that from the guy with the least XP!

When me and Roetker tried to find a spot to take a piss we saw some legs sticking out a alley....Guess whos that?

And with this ends the night. 3rd night no K-close, patty,VQ and roetker already closed. Only me and Anton did not so far, damm i get the feeling i start to get left behind. I even start to reflect myself past holiday's in wich i got my first k-close most at the end of the first week, but heey im doing PUA now... this should not happen!

When we went to sleep we were actually still awake for like 2 hours making funny jokes about the darkside and patty's whale. My stomach started to hurt because of this!

Day 4

Today the usual routine as waking up - eating - beach - eating then hanging at the terrace and then going out.

But a few notes though.

Besides setting up my name as ''Pina Colada boy'' at the bar we also asked in a funny way at one of the bar girls wich is named elina if we could hang under bar tap so the gold goody named ''beer'' would just slip in our mouth.

We couldn't... But then it hit me!

I asked elina if we could put a hose on beer tap, she started laughing and probaly thinkin we are crazy but sayd we could, the other barman just laughed.

So after askin a bit at the reception where a garden centrum would be, we went on our way (Me and VQ, Patty was showering). When we arrived, we tryed to tell what we need at the lady from the shop, soon she understanded and not even that we needed a hose but is also was for the drinking, she had customers like this before.

After we oayed we went back to the hotel and on to the bar. They bursted out in a laugh when they saw our hose, soon patty arrived to and laughed so hard that his cigarrete fell spontanuesly out of his mouth.

A shame that the barman didn't keep with his word and so we could not put in on the beer tap. Damm.

But our fast and super intelligent minds came to the idea to buy a funnel! So back to the shop and we had ourself a funnel.

Great now the fun can start!

Field Report

VQ's texted his girl from last night if she and her friends would like to come to the beach with us today, she responded when we were already at the beach and since we did not take our mobile phones to the beach, setting something up is quite hard.

But anyways the respond of her was mixed in my opinion, and it would not suprise me if she would flake in the future. She sayd she and her friends waked up late and would not go to the beach today, kisses.

VQ was planning to send something back in the evening.

Late Afternoon when we were messing with our newly created device to drink, named the At Device 2.0, i opened a 2 set that was sitting while i walked by. Later when i came back i started talking to them and sitted down at ther table. Talked abit but reading ther body language it looked the best to leave them and open them again in the night.

I walked off, soon VQ joined me and told me he was going to take a shower, i went with him to the room, Patty stayed back at the terrace.

When i did my stuff at the room i went back to the terrace to join patty, but i noticed when i came back down that he was sitting with the 2 girls, i back off and closly watched from the bar.....

Time went by and i went back to take the shower, when i came back down and joined VQ who was also hanging at the bar.
Patty was still at the set, damm this is not good...
Soon he left them, finally..

A few hours later we were once again joined by elite commando's Anton & Roetker lol

While sitting with the group i noticed that bar girl elina was back from the break and i directly wondered where my beer mixed with wishkey was? A few hours ago, i had some conversation with her and she told some people from the UK drink beer with wishkey and so i tried it out, tasted good but i had to go so i told her to save it for me and put it in the freezer lol.

So she was back and asked her if she kept it, but she didn't, so she created a new one and gave it to me with a uhhmmm whats the english name for it?! Well its that thing they usually put under ur beer glass to ur glass won't damage the table.

Anyways i came with the awesome super duper idea to put my number on it and give it to her!

Fantastic MPUA idea aye?

So i did it, patty added my number since it needed some other digits i did not know and whollah!

I gave it to her and she laughed a bit in a way that says, ''wtf did he just gave me his number?''

Tonight we went directly to the Ski-hut again, but this was after a long discussion where to go. Anton wasn't feeling so well and so didn't roetker, they said it was probaly food poisoning from the restaurant we eated last night.
When we arrived at the ski hut my mood to game dropped drasticly and to say the truth i ejected directly. I went back to Anton and Roetker's hotel where we delved into a big political discussion and so ending the night completely.

But there will come more, her is a bit what happened with Patty and VQ!

We (Patty & VQ) went to different places. Patty took the at device 2.0 with us tonight and we got free booze from everyone, we got like for 100 of euros of free drinks. Next to that the at device 2.0 is the ultimate peacocking item, everyone opens you! But the downside is that it is also a big DLV.
VQ K-closes a second girl this night who actually had a boyfriend back at home, he used the simple boyfriend destroyer line:

HB: I can't do this! I have a boyfriend!
VQ: He is not here.

Thats all and it worked!

Me, amadieus tried to fall insleep before patty and VQ arrived, but i failed, gah....
Lets hope i am back in my ''basic element'' tomorrow when we go the huge club ''Pacha''.

Lol didn't think I was gonna read all the days, but it was hilarious.
I do think that you aren't a good PUA, day 4 and still nothing .

Waiting for more

I went to Salou years ago, when I was much younger so no PUA stuff involved! It's a fun place though! I bet it's quite good for game!

Excuse for 2 days no field report, kinda busy days for me at work etc.

Day 5

Today is the day that i wanted my turning point in this really bad, first few days went fine but since then my game was not good at all. I mean if you go into a political discussion when ur on holiday, then there is something not good.

This night the party was going to start early as we both 5 would be going to a Dutch party at the big club called Pacha wich is starting at 8 o'clock in the evening with free drinks until 12 midnight!
I have been there before, last year actually and i loved it! Everyone that goes to Salou should atleast bin there once!

Now ofcourse lets be fair, the girl from the bar Elina never called me. /cry

VQ was texting a bit with his first K-close if they would go Pacha tonight, and they would.

Now lets speed up to the night!

Field Report

Anton already texted me just before leaving that he was sick tonight, so that his innergame would not be that good tonight.

At first i did a warming up set in the bus that was driving us to Pacha, just doing some conversational talking to get uhm warmed up yeah.

When we got inside, we had the option to choose from 3 type of arm bracelets:

Green: Im hopeless in search for love this night! (I had this one last year) lol
Yellow: Watch out im ''Hard to get''
Red: Boyfriend AKA ''I don't want to be approached! High bitch shield''

We choosed yellow.....Ofcourse

The first few hours was more drinking and wait just like a vulture for the night to set and the outisde dancefloor to get a bit crowded. (The inside part of Pacha opened up at 12)

Somewhere at 10 we started.

The first set to start with was for me and patty, we opened a set this way. We putted our arms around each other and walked in with ''Hey, how are you doing girls!''

We came in and choosed our targets, but out of the blue more girls arrived in the 2 set, ther friends..
Actually one of the new girls looked quite nice and i jumped over to her, started talking with her and it clicked. Started the kino and was throwin in the 5 qeustions game in wich the girls have to lie on ur qeustions.

I was doing this game with patty and we failed horribly, as first i was saying like: Hey patty the 2e qeustion u can ask them!" Bad! Don't say what number ur on.
Then patty did the 4th qeustion wrong, normally u ask them on wich qeustion we are with a face that shows u have forgotten, if they say 4th then they loose because they have to lie.
But patty just did a random qeustion and throwed it out at the 5th, but they had it good. Damm lost it.

Still now we were suppose to get drinks, and i took my target with me actually. We went to the bar, got our drinks and me ready for a makeout, and then she just walks back DAMM. When we got back at the group i also got told she had a boyfriend at home and that her mother-in-law just texted her. So i ejected on advise of my friends.

We had a few chit chat with more girls but it soon became 12 @midnight, so we went inside the club.

''The Empire strikes Back''

My friends went to get a drink at the bar while i checked how the dancefloor was getting filled. When they had the drinks we stepped towards the dancefloor and quickly i noticed the ''Whale'' that raped Patty a few nights ago in a back alley. Me and patty went towards them.

Patty started talking to the whale and to one of her friends, while i noticed a other friend of them standing a bit bored while patty occupied her friends. So i went in, started light chit chat and did a spin in wich her arm lands on my shoulder and then it was grinding time!

She was not a really good dancer, but i also did not focus on that part but rather on fast escalation + triangle gaze*

(Triangle gaze: When in conversation or being close with a girl, go stare into her left, then right eyes and then on to the lips and then repeat.)

She was looking at me, and then i went in for the close. My very first k-close, finally i have been waiting for this, it might be a simple hb6 (As i would not go lower then her) but it did make me happy that i finally started to taste succes.

As this was the set in wich patty's whale was in and VQ's first k-close, i stayed a bit longer to build some rapport. After a makeout close, i headed back to my friends.

Back outside i joined my friends with VQ quickly coming to us, and he was pissed. Drunken farmers/rednecks or how the heck i should call them throwed beer over him in toilet room. He was all wet and smelled to beer, that is not good at all.

After talking abit more about the situation we were ready to get back inside, while out of nowhere a girl approached me and asked me the way to a specific place in the club.

I told her that i would show it to her, she followed and when we arrived at the spot i told her to sit down and started doing some basic conversation and doing light kino, then she got a text message from her friends that asked where she was.

Now she was not drunk, but i could see she had her fairly share part of the alcohol inside of her. But when she said her friends texted i raised the kino directly, while being cool with the fact she had to go and i went in to gave a hug. And then three kisses to say goodbye, (In the netherlands we do 3 kisses) and the third one was on her lips (No we don't do that in the netherlands) but i didn't give just one i gave more and soon it become full time kissing.

After a bit kissing and a number close from this Hb 6.5 (Number closed the first one to btw), i went back to my friends.

Damm now i felt strong, i was in godmode....

Now we went up to the dancefloor and danced near the stage area where a famous dutch band was performing and had a great time dancing!

A bit later in the evening, i came across Anton at the dancefloor, he pointed out a set of three girls that were haning near the edge of the D-floor. I directly went in with high energy and did a high five with all three of them, from one of the girls i noticed a eye contact IoI very clearly and because of that i put out my hand, she grabbed it and i spinned her and i started grinding on her. I asked her name, and while doing so i started my triangle gaze and i quickly K-closes + number close her after.

Instead of the girls i had before this one was a actually hot Hb8 imo

Soon after this we went back home, but i still had such a big rush inside of me!

A alot about me this night, patty and VQ were totally in the game in the beginning of the night, but patty went more in a party mode later in the night and VQ's innergame was low after his problem with the drunk farmers.

Anton was sick, and Roetker was also in a party mode.

This is a great example of how important innergame is. In terms of PUA i know alot, and also how to do it, but innergame stays my hardest point and im learning in it.

Day 6

After a last night i had a 2 points

1: I was damm hoping i would keep a bit of my Uber godmode and that i would rock again this night got 3 kiss closes now and need 2 more to reach my personal goal!

2: Wich of the three girls should i text for day 2 in Salou?
The last one and simply the hottest was leaving in a few days so i scrapped her.
I had the feeling i could get a easy F-close with the second one, so i texted her for the beach.
I did the same with the first wich is in the same girl group from patty's whale and VQ's first k-close.

But these little arrogant girls didn't text me back before we left for the beach and i don't take my mobile to the beach. So alas.....

But at the beach we had our share of fun as we were simply throwing balls at girls and walking to them and say:

"Sorry don't got a better opener then this one"

Now i personally don't see much reason to game on the beach, when u don't got ya mobile with you, but hey just funny messing around with girls is cool to aye?

When we came back from the beach i had received messages back from both girls.

Number one was in Barcelona so she would not to the beach today but would go probaly tomorrow. I was not really satisfied with this text, i missed something.

Number two reacted much better and was going to the ''gat'' AKA shithole, but hey for a F-close ofc i go to shitty bar.

Field report

First we went tonight the club/bar named Kiss, Anton and Roetker were directly with us. Firstly as always we collected our one liter of wodka cola/redbull and then went back to the small outside area where my friends always smoke. We chit chatted a bit with some groups and then we went back inside.

Where i noticed a three set of some nice looking girls, i went in directly and actually did the same routine i did last night in Pacha on the last set.
Going in high 5 and pick out the girl that shows most IoI's. That went all good, i spinned her and starting the grinding session again with some chit chat. They were from Switzerland btw.

Here is it where it went wrong. She was not looking to me, instead she was looking at her 2 friends. Damm they are coding signals to each other...Clever girl.

Anton walked over to me and said to me to eject but i didn't. While 30 sec later of me trying to escalate, Anton decided to take me out with force....

Now i know this set wans't going so well but still.... i think if one of my buddies winged her damm girlfriends i still had a shot.

After this we went to the Ski-hut, a place where we went a few times before.
Here inside was the set i share with VQ & patty, so it was a good moment to build some report again.

This went not as planned. As first ''my'' girl was doing a bit distant to me at first, later i went back to her and did kissed her again, but she was coding signals with her friends to!! DAMMED.

She also did NOT want go outside to the smoke area with me, no she wanted to stay near her friends, like yeah im dangerous, but nooo one of your friends rapes my buddy in a alley!

VQ's girl only wanted to kiss with him outside and not near her friends.

Strange...strange....

I texted back Girl 2 from last night, to meet up with her but she never responded back... a flaker

The only person with succes this night was Mpua Patty playa. Well if can call succes when u k-close Jabba the hut and wookie (Google to see what i mean)

The first girl named wookie was from a 2 set in wich i winged the other girl, yeah she was showing IoI's to me but hell no im going to kiss a whale. When i noticed patty closing i directly left without saying a thing.

His second girl came from a 2 set we opened outside, he started talking to Jabba and she simply went inside the ski hut with him with her friend just staying outside. So i took my chance to use the apocalypse opener* on her for the lolz.

Well it failed miserably. VQ pointed out that it mostly lies with the time and that it should be used in the afternoon or in the beginning of the evening.

Apocalypse opener:

PUA: Hey
HB Hey
PUA: How you doing:
HB: Fine and you
PUA: Fine to, what you gonna do tonight?
HB: I don't Know.
PUA: Come back to my place

Then hold eyecontact and don't say anything more, untill she response.

And with this ends day 6, a night i could NOT continue my succes from last night..

Day 7

This morning when i awaked i found VQ on the balcony of our room, he looked shocked, scared... like he had seen a ghost or something.

i approached him, he noticed me and silently said to me with a blank stare that he met the darkside this night. It became clear when he went into detail, telling me he turned around in his bed that he shared with patty, and when turned his face around he was staring in the mouth hole of patty wich was making the same voice Darth vader does. And that in a shocking 10 cm away from VQ.

Thankfully a orange juice at the bar made VQ felt better.

This day we did something different and stayed at the hotel swimming pool.

The hotel has 2 swimming pools at different sides of the building, one with a bubble bath to, but it was damm cold water. The other one was near the bar so our choice was clear.

Around the swimming pool we noticed girls we did not seen before in the hotel bar/terrace but that was because they were not ''all inclusif'' so they had to pay for everything, while we get it all for free!
Ther was also a large amount of annoying children that were screaming and throwing water around wich ofcourse came right ontop of our tanned jersey shore body's lol, lol no just kiddin we got tiny beer bellies.

The hours passed by and we decided to play a card game to fill the last hours of the afternoon.

VQ also received a text from his first close again. She said in this message they were to different from each other and could not see each other again...

Soon the evening was setting in and we started the usual chillin and drinking, but this night we also started doing drinking games haha.

But i was watching as a observer while VQ and Patty were battling as alcohol giants in this drinking game. When i headed to the toilet and came back, seeing VQ at the bar getting a drink for patty wich needed to drink a tequile sunrise completely in one turn, dunno how people call this in other countries. But patty found a way to escape his cruelsome drinking fate.

Girl from the hotel animation: We need guys for this game!
Patty: Yes take meeeeeee!

And so we stood there 5 minutes later without our t-shirt, while the animation girl told us to do strong poses and actions. It was me, VQ, Patty and some old english guy.

We had to do the most terrifying games, like push ups, do like tarzan and carry a girl around, dress like a girl and dance like one. oh oh the cruelty. Besides that we also lost from the old english guy....

Our hotel game from last night went better....

Soon after the game Anton and Roetker arrived on the scene, and drinked a few drinks with us before our bar closed and we went back in Salou...

Field Report

Firstly, this was going to be the last night of Anton and Roetker, this same night they were going home and could only stay with us until 3 Am.

Secondly we went to kiss first,

Scored our one liter bottle of alcohol and went outside for smoking duties.

When we went inside patty and me noticed a 2 set, a asian kinda girl and blonde girl, patty approaced and went directly for the asian, while i winged the blonde.

I noticed directly that the asian was very high energy unlike the blonde girl i was winging. I told the blonde to sit down and we started talking, but to be fair i was staying in the set to wing for patty not for this blonde girl anymore as i noticed some IoD's. I did learned they from our hotel and belgian. Although i did not expect it, patty signald to me to eject from the set and so we did.

And back outside we were once again.

While my friends were smoking, a girl passes by with some friends and asked if we were dutch. I jumped in and announced me as ''Pina Colada boy'' to her and told her to dance with me. And bamm she just grabbed my arm and took me with her. I was like what the.......

Inside on the dancefloor we started dancing immediately and me doing the spin and landing her arm on my shoulder, and started grinding on her. after a minute dancing i noticed this girl was intrested but not ready for k-close, so i took her to the bar to talk, where she asked if i wanted a drink. Yes i said, and she got me a beer.

She told me she did not have much experience with this and that she did not kiss a guy on the first night. I reacted with. You no experience? haha and im not that type of guy either.

For a solid hb8 i really didn't believe her actually, and i know my reaction could be a tad better but in the heat of the battle u just say the best thing that comes to mind!

Then she took me outside to smoke, to bad i didn't know she was taken me to her friends. Her group of friends consisted mostly about girls with even 2 guys, she introduced me as pina colada boy to her friends to. hehe

Besides that her friends asked me where im wrong, and then i had some chit chat with the guys from the group, but was quickly focusing on her again.

When she ended her cigarrete , i asked her to do some dancing inside again, i grabbed her arm and she followed me. Here i gave all i have, dancing, fast escalation. But she was just turning her face when i tryed to kiss her. Then i knew my shots were given, just when that crossed my mind she told me she was going to her friends, and so did i!

At my friends who were chillin outside, i did not get a great response, both VQ, Anton and Roetker were telling my i was being gamed. Was kinda being overwhelmed with this.

We discussed a bit on this and went back inside, only to outside again quickly and were preparing to go a other place, just as we were about to go, the girl returned and asked when she would get a drink for me, i throwed in a couple of small negs, and came to the idea to Number close her.

I told her to give her a drink at the boulevard at the beach tomoroww. She said no i give u my number if u give me a drink.

This was against my principles and turned her down and walked away.

On our way to the Ski-Hut, patty was playing as a ''Propper'', a guy that works a for a specific club and tries to get people inside with offers. He opened each girl that he came across and tried to get them to a club, he even started doing it on other proppers.

What he was trying to achieve with this i dunoo, but it was surely funny.

Arriving at the Ski-hut i felt tired, and decided not to go in with patty and VQ but instead to go to the hotel of Anton and Roetker to get some alcohol they still had lie around.

Anton and Roetker said farewell to Patty and VQ and off we went to there hotel.

Last time i bin there was with our political discussion. A nice appartment, wich actually was bigger then ours but had no airco and was never cleaned. I mean there were condoms, play cards and shit on there balcony!

We started talking mostly about that girl of myn from before, Anton who firstly said she was gaming me came to the conclusion and this girl was just weird, and could see the chance that she maybe was unexperienced. He was pushing me to go back to Kiss. I said only if you join me! And so they walked me back to my hotel, togheter with a bottle of Southern Comfort and some Whiskey.

I wanted to put it directly in my room but my black receptionist friend did not let me, cool guy though, just strict rules. But hey i could get it in the morning.
Now Anton pushed me to go back to Kiss and found that girl and still give her a drink, and so to receive her number for tomorow. We went in, checked everything, but alas nothing. Well actualy i did not cared that much, i was tired as hell.

When back at the hotel,

I said farewell to them and as i see them walking away in the distance back to there hotel i realize that the first week has ended. A week wich started good for me, but became worse later and then to come back at day 5. This night and last night were fine night to in my opinion. I was pissed i did not closed that girl from tonight but hey, what can i say?

With patty and VQ i never talked more about the girl from last night.

While i was almost asleep, i noticed patty and VQ coming back to, they went in bed but patty came into a unstopping rage because of the dead rotting fish called Blub was still on the balcony, wich makes him throw up in the morning.

He rushed to the balcony and throwed it off the balcony.....

RIP Blub the Goldfish.

a quick reply; at this moment i went within a vew seconds from my game state, to a state where i was ready to beat someone right to the intencive care. Try to get back in your game state then lol.

Day 8

A beginning of a new week

A new week with new chances thats how we three are going to see this.

Further today the same ritual - Eating-beach-playing cards-chillin-going out.

AFC squad is going home today, i told about them in one of the first field reports in wich they were hanging with some spanish girls in wich we amog them until patty was throwing with beer. Well they left now, we did not have that much contact with them. All week long they were hanging with the spanish with no succes so far we could see. But it was intresting to see that one of ''Alpha male'' of the group did scored a girl from a 2 set from the same hotel. Very nice of them.

At the bar im know as pina colada boy, hehe. When im trying to get a beer or something, the first thing the bar guy/girl say is ''No pina colada?''.
Somewhere in the afternoon i had my hat and sunglasses on and used my towel as a cape and walked to the bar to get some food. I walked to the bar girl elina and made that darth vader sound and said: The darkside demands free food!. Yeeeah i just DHV myself for realzzz!

She really made the food quick though. As the Darkside demands it fast!

But to show that im actually not a complete lunatic, (Might be the reason she never called me) i was actually having a good conversation with her at the bar while Patty & VQ were pooling. Like where she came from, what she studies and all kinda things about Salou.

Field Report

To lure innocent girls to my room, i now use the Southern Comfort routine, actually just saying that i got a bottle of southern comfort and that we should drink it togheter! I liked my goldfish routine better but alas.....RIP Blub.

We first headed out to the ministry of sound wich the lounge bar and had a drink there. We were actually quite discussing where to go tonight and we finally made the decision to go to the club Tropical.

A nice looking club with 4 floors and very nicely decorated and also damm full at this night. We Went inside and checked it all and then went back downstairs. I noticed a 2 set that was looking around and though that would be a good set to open. But i lost my mojo from the last nights and so i didn't.. Bad boy.....

But when i went to tie my shoes, VQ opened the set.

This is a nice example of a set going just great...so far atleast.

VQ talked to his target while patty directly jumped in. This is much better in loud clubs then instead joining in later.

The club was very crowded and i could not find a nice spot to hang and chill so they could game. So i just stayed close and danced a bit. Then i noticed VQ was succesfully isolating his target to the bar. The same moment patty walked to me and made a gesture we would go upstairs. I looked to the girl patty was winging and noticed she was going after her friend that was with VQ!

Bitch... Cannot leave those 2 alone.. These things can make me angry.. Cockblock elite. So i jumped in with the ''Not on my watch'' Attitude and tapped the girl on her shoulder and said to her, where they are going. She didn't understood me.

I replayed, again she didn't understand.
And i replayed again. and another time she did not understand.. Aaaaarghhhh

So i just pulled her to the old spot we were standing and gave her a spin in wich i landed her arm on my shoulder and started grininding on her. I noticed she did not really want to go with me, but kept her busy with small talk.

Then i looked towards the bar and noticed VQ k-closing. Aaah i did my job! And so i dumped the girl and went with patty upstairs.

While walking around the club we both noticed from each other that we were tired, Patty did not like the club and was tired. I was tired to. We were unsure if contineuing the night was a good idea...

Later when patty was smoking with me, VQ came back and told something about the annoying girlfriend. But soon enough came the high word out that patty wanted to leave this club, wich soon enough became that we were going back to the hotel. Due to me and patty being tired.

VQ was not happy with this as actually he was in complete game mode, something i was last night and the nights before. So i could understand him completely.

My new innergame enemy

Tiredness.....

Interesting thread- I'll read it all tomorrow. I enjoy seeing all this effort.

Day 9

Today we were going to try a new opening routine at the beach.

Wait for it its gonna be GOLD!

We putted Mpua Patty on a air mattress, on wich he sat as a greek god and then we pushed them into a set!

We tryed it for like 20 times and we can fairly tell u people at MpuaForum that 2 girls actually stayed and talked to patty.

If it was safe he gave the green light (A thumps up into our direction) and then we swimmed to the set.

One of these sets that actually stayed was a russian set. I heard more reports that russian girls are quite easy. This night would show it another time.

We are at this moment so well known at the bar of the hotel that we just get our own drinks. simply bending over the bar, picking up a plastic glass and fill it whatever we like. But only if the chef aint there.

The only person that acts quite normal at the bar is VQ. While im acting as the dark side at the bar and as Pina Colada boy. Patty is taking his ''talking ball'' named Hector to the bar and talks about it to them. And calling bar girl elina his honey. Latest reports told me that they are getting married soon.


Field Report

This night at the terrace of the hotel, elinda passed by and i asked why she didn't called me yet

She said she did not even know my name yet! actually a fact even though the conversations i had with her at the bar. So i introduced myself. She will probaly forget as im already known as pina colada boy in her world.

We first headed out to the ministry of sound loungebar. got us some drinks and chilled out. Patty noticed the old 2 set of english girls and started talking to them again while me and VQ moved on to a 2 set at the stairs of our hotel.

We opened at started our conversation with them.
Soon we realised they were russian and one of them barely speaks/understand english. But russians are easy right?! So without any escalation and barely comfort building i invited them to our room and have a drink of southern comfort.

They were actually considering it but told us they were going to sleep soon.

So back to patty we went and heading out into no where.

I didn't have that much power left in me. I was getting afraid that this night would not come far. While thinkin over this, we three were into a discussion where to go. VQ wanted to go back to tropical (Last night we were there) but patty did not want to. We walked a bit and discussing, until i and Patty pulled the plug. VQ was not happy with this. just as last night, i could understand.

Another night wasted

Day 10

When i woke up i noticed i was alone in the room. Nobody at the balcony, nobody in the toilet room.

I dressed myself in my basic clothings and went downstairs where i found VQ and Patty at the terrace.

The first things i heard was that our game was bad and this was getting sad. I completely agreed with this.

Lets see...

I had 3 girls so far with my goal of 5 wich i say before this holiday as a easy goal 3/5

Patty had 4 girls with a goal of 5 to. But 3 of the 4 were not that good looking, but lets remember his Golden Quote: It does not matter what u get, only if u get! 4/5

Anton didn't scored on his one week holiday here in Salou, now he was sick for three days. But i could see his dissapointment in it.

Roetker scored once, wich actually was a quite goodlooking girl, and also had no goals.

And VQ scored three girls......

Three girls?! VQ says out of nowhere. Yes three right? i said

No he replayed, i only had 2.

The case seems to be the girl from tropical on Day 8. You know the one i saw him closing and directly left her friend that i was winging. Well it seemed i was wrong.

VQ was instead holding his head very close to hers, like very close.. hard escalation.

Well i had to apologize. If i kept winging he would surely had her.

Today in the swimming pool we had some conversations with a set of swiss girls.

Patty was throwing the ball around at random girls, thats how it started. We had some conversation with them. They also did not really speak well english and next to that they didn't have the arm bracer of the all inclusief powers from the hotel, so we would probaly never see them on the terrrace.

Maybe we should have fixed something for the night directly there in the pool instead of hoping to see them during the night at the hotel.

Getting myself ready for the night i started drinking with coffee so i would have some power in the night for partying.

Hanging at the bar, talking to the bar people while i slirped my 3rd coffee away. They already asked me i was trying to get myself drunk with it hehe.

After the fourd one i felt it was time for a break.

Later in the night i started on my 5th coffee

Then a redbull.

And then another redbull..........Oooooooooh what is it getting warm in here, i looked at my redbull wich was on 50%, VQ and patty where at the room getting something. I was at the terrace.

Damm my head feels so warm, just out of nothing, my stomach felt bad and i felt my heart pounding. I actually was afraid i might pass out, really feeling so bad in just a few seconds time is scary.

I was walkin to my room, well actually i had no idea what to do, so in a moment i jumped to the bar instead to hang on it. When i looked up i saw elina smiling. I told her i felt shit and sick. She offered me green thea, i was like hows green thea help me with this! But i took it. hanged a bit at the bar. Then moved back to the table.

I didn't feel good but stable, when patty and VQ came back i told them how i felt. They advised me to go to bed and take some asprines. I was sceptic about the asprines due to the heart pounding, as i wasn't sick in the long sense but just out of nothing.

So i went to bed after taking some water from the bar, patty and VQ said bye to me and so i was in bed.

This did give me a good time to think about things. Much things crossed my mind.
I felt oke rather soon and took the asprines on patty and VQ's advise.

But i could not sleep at all with so much coffee and redbull.......
Next to that i heard our ''neighbours'' fucking in the room next to us......

Ofcourse i noticed when they came back, i was even still awake when they were in sleep. Hearing the darkside in the room didn't help me either.

What they did this night i have no idea, i actually never asked them lolz.

So VQ if u read this. Post a little story will you!!!!

Day 11

This morning i felt better, VQ and patty glorified the asprines but i think my body just needed the time to clean itself from a large amount of coffee. But to make my body stronger i was taking in some vitamine pills that VQ took with him.

Quite good idea of him. Gives u the vitamines ur body misses on these kind of holidays haha.

I must say i did not expect that this night was going far.
Tomorrow would be Pacha again, as tomorrow is wednesday and every wednesday we have a ''holland'' party. A party with ofcourse only dutch people. Last week i had my succes there and i was aiming for that night again.

We went out to a nice restaurant, where you could buy unlimited spareribs, i made it to the end of round 4 haha. I looked like a freakin animal when i was done!

When the night was falling in we decided to stay at the hotel for tonight to regain strenght for tomorrow at Pacha.

We went and played drinking games and using our At Device 2.0.

I even tryed a mix of pina colada and tequila sunrise, well if u want get sick for whatever reason, u should drink that mix. We went to bed around midnight time.