Wow i am trying this right now, great comments guys! keep it coming

ME:Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that! ..

HBguess your parents never taught you either...

ME:lol.. I can already tell.....YOUR TROUBLE!!! =].

HB:don't like that word, trouble. Fun would be better adjective to use...

ME:Sure I be you're just saying that because your fun IS trouble. I don't think i need to be talking to you anymore. I am good boy and I don't need to be tempted by your devilish ways! ..

and now i have no response lol

lol response was, "whatever you say bucko" bahaha

She said, ahaha its facebook its not like people will find out where i live -.-"

what now?...

So I've tried this a few times and pretty decent results.

except...

ME: Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that!


HB8: who the fck r you


lol HOW RUDE?!

I'm thinking on responding with "Mr. Wonderful"
or maybe not respond at all cause she seems like a non-playful B-word

wow this didnt work for me

me: havent your mum thaught you not to poke strangers?
hb7:id say the same?
Me: cmon i know you like it
hb7:that you, who i dont even know, pokes me? nah i dont think so
me: hehe i can already tell your trouble
hb7: grow up, get girls your own age
me:you are my age.. but now i dont wanna talk to you no more

didnt work it seems.

And i tried on another one and she sent me a message asking me who i am? what should i answer the question: "Who are you?"

thanks anyways

I'll be trying this, thanks for the tip, I'll post my results when I get around doing it!

20 hours ago me
Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that!

14 minutes ago Alicia
Hey did u know its not safe to talk to strangers either

now what lol. cant tell if shes playing along or just being rude and pretty much saying "why the fk u talking to me"

This is dead. I got one response out of 20. The original post was in '08 so my guess is it's been over done.

you... this is deff deaddd... we gotta get some new online sarging lines... cuz this shit don't work on black girls, spanish girls, urban white girls... its done.

Ok I got a real dumb 1 guys.

I poke her, she pokes me back and I give her the dont poke strangers message.

She writes back. umok.

How the fuck do I go on from here?

God I hate american chicks, they dont know 1 thing about flirting...

Ayways i'm thinking of putting some like...

"Haha, I'm just kidding. I just wanted to get your attention cause I think you're fucking gorgeous and I wanted to talk to you "

What do you guys think?

I'm not into online stuff, I'm actually pretty bad at landing hooks and gaining interest but I tried this opener word for word and then ran some of my own stuff and I hooked a very good looking smart girl. Got a date through such a simple opener, it's good shit!

Anyways, this opener is not dead, it's original and unless you guys have poked every girl in the world, it is not over used. Just have a good profile pic showing your face well. That seems to help. Lots of people have idiotic pics or stupid facebook nick names and when girls see this its automatic creep alert.

Thank you to the poster!

I like this poke thing, it normally works, the hard bit is getting a poke back.
And in my case the harder one is knowing who to poke, in my case there are two colleges on my facebook both colleges have an array of hot chicks. But there all friends, and friends speak. So if your a girl and you go into school being like 'this guy poked me he looks cute'

oh yea he poked me too strange..

Then you've just DLV'd your self with out realising it..

+ the hot ones ive already tried poking ive previously tried sarging by messaging them which has hit a brick wall...

Im gonna try it tonight

This is magic! Here's my convo from earlier today:

Me: Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that!
HB:Hahahahaahaahahaahah you poked me 1st!
Me: Ahh you know you liked it! So if I would have like slapped you on the ass! You would slap me on the ass back because I did it first?
HB:No, I'd slap you on the face
Me: lol no you wouldn't
HB: No, I probably wouldn't :p
Me: that's what i thought;)
HB: Whateverrrr
You'd never slap my ass
Me: Only if you wanted me to;)
HB: But do you want to?
Me: What do you think?;)
HB: I don't know
Me: haha you know I want to
HB: I'm sure you want to with every girl though
Me: not as much as you though
HB: I'm nothing special
Me: I think you're special
and you are irish too
aha
HB: Then I'm just lucky
Me: We're both lucky
HB: Maybe we should test our luck out together
Me: sounds good

I'm pretty sure I can f close with this. Should I just ask her out now? (I already have her digits)

I was thinking of texting something along the lines of "Are you feeling lucky yet? If you are come to (whatever) place with me this Friday and we will see just how much luck we really do have together "

When do you guys add them as friend? After first response or you wait a bit longer? The main reason I ask this because her profile pic is hot but I want to see some more pictures of her.