| My wingman/business partner Neat.O uses this routine:
Guy: Do you know how to eskimo kiss?
Girl: Yeah, you just rub noses.
Guy: Show me
(She rubs noses with guy)
Guy: No no no, see thats not it. Most people completely do not understand eskimo kissing. Every other race and country out there kisses passionately. Look at the French with their French kissing. What makes you think that eskimos would not kiss passionately too. Here's how it supposed to be done...
(The the guy leans in and rubs his nose reeaally slowly up and down and around in a circle around the girls nose and from cheek to cheek, making it way more passionate and sexual. And pretty much every single time you guys will just start making out.)
I've used that a few times, but I will usually do something like this:
The girl will be talking saying blah blah blah and I'll be listening, and then when the girl stops talking and expects me to say something, I'll pause for a second and be like:
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said. I totally got distracted. I was just thinking about kissing you. Anyway, bla bla bla....."
BUT, I WONT kiss her right then and there. I'll keep talking for like 10-15 minutes. Now, the idea of kissing is on the table and she's just antsy and waiting for me to kiss her, so now I can kiss her whenever I want. Then after a while, I'll just say "Come here." And I'll pull her in a kiss her.
Or I won't do any of that and I'll say something like "I just wanna get this out the way" and then pull her in and kiss her.
The bottom line though is this:
The more you touch her, the easier it is to kiss her and the less you need kiss close routines.
Sometimes I'll wrestle with girls and then we just end up making out. Like on one date, I was smacking this girls ass and she was running away from me like "you can't catch me", really playfully. And I kept chasing her and smacking her ass and I chased her out into the parking lot of the bar and then grabbed her and smacked her ass and then just pushed her up against a car and started making out with her.
Another time, I was at this girls house and she kept grabbing this pillow from me and I kept grabbing it back and we started wrestling over it and eventually I just threw the pillow on the floor and we started making out.
Cuz once that kino is there and you guys are touching each other, the kissing just comes naturally.
Hope that helps a little...
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