One time i traded a clinger to a friend for a sandwich... is that wrong? He knew that she was all over me I had to get rid of her so I told him to text her and i ignored her. It took a few weeks but everything worked out in the end.

my buddy recently did this, you can make her end things with you if you PLAY ON HER DOWNFALLS..

Find some other dude to fuck her. A friend, brother, roommate.

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How do you guys think having a clinger would affect your value at a house party?

On one hand it could be a DHV by way of pre-selection, just like HBs and their orbiters. Alternatively it could be a DLV as you have not taken effective action to get rid of her!

Not that I am suggesting holding on to clingers!! Apologies if this is off-topic but I don't think my question warrants creation of it's own thread.

i would make sure the clinger never found out about the party, they may try and derail your game.

LOL yeh, prevention is better than cure.

the people saying "tell the truth" may not realize this is not a girlfriend, but just a hookup that is sticking around too much. Being a young girl I would imagine she has options but is just sticking around to see if he shows any boyfriend type of interest in her, if he does not then she will bail of her own accord.

Oh man... I'm dealing with my first Stage 5 clinger... and it all started out as a huge mistake IMO. It started off as innocent bantering back and forth after I let her use an iPod charger to charge up her phone, then we swapped numbers and basically left it at that for the rest of the night. She wanted to pull me to a nightclub for a drink that very night, but I declined for several reasons.

Sometime in the next day or two she added me on Facebook and I accepted. She started texting me seeing how I did at the casino and yada yada yada... I was "curious" about this chick because I had never been with an Asian before so I decided to game her via text and see what everybody is talking about.

I had a girlfriend at the time, things in my relationship were fucked and I saw that the end was near and it was pretty apparent on Facebook etc. Eventually this chick asked about her and "why I was talking to her when I had a girlfriend." I said "what are you, the dating police? Show me your badge..." and I began setting up a time for us to grab a "quick drink."

I thought things were setup pretty good... and I wanted to fulfill my curiosity. We had a drink or two at a local bar, but once we left and hopped into the car this chick went CRAZY! She was all over the place, hopping on my lap as I was driving, putting her hands down my pants, the works!

Anyways, logistics were not good as my gf at the time was a live-in, and she was being dumb and didn't want to use her place or hotel. So I brought her to my office, F-closed on the couch, and drove her back to her hotel. She invited me up, and we went for round two. Bitch didn't want to use a condom and I didn't like that one bit so I ended up going downstairs and grabbing some.

We had a second round then I bounced out of there. Little did I know, this chick would turn into a total clinger.

Next thing I know, she is texting me, following me on Twitter, @ mentioning me on Facebook (I had to block her) and asking when our "next drink" would be!

I wasn't satisfied with the way she kissed and just the overall hookup wasn't worth it for me so I vowed not to see this chick again. Problem is, her social circle is close enough to mine where we will run into each other and it could be damaging to my rep if I don't let her down slowly and easily.

At first, I tried ignoring her a majority of the time, but then I realized that it was actually hurting my goal more than helping it. So I flipped it around and started being a TOTAL AFC... Check it out:

Me: I love you, marry me???
Her: Are you drunk?
Me: No I fuckin love you, you're my soulmate.
Her: We only went once how can you say that u loved me
Her: I really like you too. You seems like a nice guy. Okay let's go get married, fuck it.
Me: Let's do it. I want 3 children and their names will be Patrick, Miles, and Shelby.
Me: I've never met a woman like you.
Her: What's so special about me
Her: What do you mean?
Her: Hahahaha
Her: Your gf is way prettier than me
Me: You're the first Asian I've ever been with. I didn't realize I'd fall in love with an Asian so quickly!
Her: What do you love about me?
Her: I know it's the sex, right?
Her: I didn't even give you my best that time haha. I was fucken so drunk but I did enjoy it though.
Her: If yes then text me when ur done.
Her: What are you doing?
Me: I can't wait to start our life together! (and I attached a picture of two puppies LOL)
Her: You're so sweet
Me: You mean a lot to me, and I just wanted you to know this, even if you don't feel the same way. It's okay.
Her: Loves you too (attaches pic of a rose)
Me: You rock my world Kim (NOT HER NAME!!!)
Her: I hate you I'm not Kim
Me: Oh fuck, sorry wrong person.
Her: Don't play games with me bye!
Her: I have better things to do!
Her: You trying to set me up? I hate you
Me: I meant (her name), dang auto correct.
Her: Kim is my Fillipino name you're lucky or else I delete your number right now. (THATS MORE UNLUCKY THAN LUCKY!)
Her: If you have a girlfriend, why you wasting your time texting me
Her: Bye I'm gonna go have fun with my friends
Her: (one hour later) You shouldn't play with my emotions, that's just wrong.

Okay, so wtf... this girl is STILL clinging! I stopped replying after that and they just keep coming... and coming... and coming...

I'm concurring that "prevention is key" when it comes to clingers. Just don't fuck up and sleep with somebody that you wouldn't mind seeing again or absolutely know you won't see again.

I broke my own rule, and am paying for it: Don't shit where you eat!

I always tell a girl I'm not interested in anymore that I've switched numbers on my cell phone plan and the new number is 867-5309.

You may recognize that number if you're into old 80's pop songs. I'm talking about that Tommy Two-Tone song "Jenny"....I get a kick out of it, and after a few times of the girl trying to call you or text you, eventually she'll get the clue and back off.


A little harsh, but it's funny and gets the job done.

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This so coincides with a post I made recently... can-you-lay-a-girl-too-well-vt97455.html

getting rid of a clinger..

One way is to Use a Female friend.. to pose as someone you are intimate with..
yes its dishonest.. and misleading.. but its very effective.. and who cares if she finds out you are lying..

Another way is.. just be blunt.. Hey listen.. that time at my party was fun.. but I told you I didnt wanna make a thing out of it.. and now you are kinda in my personal space.. Im not trying to hurt you.. nor did I use you.. we just had a fun time.. but thats all it was... Im cool with you.. just dont get attached to me..


~Genuine[/url]

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Cutiest girl ask for more, unfortunately someone's creeping on my floor.. an empty glass a topless babe a knock at the door.. girlfriends girlfriends never could be more..

MACK 2.0 ~

I have tried that with a stalker/clinger I had.. I got my friend to sleep with her.. and sure.. it worked for a bit.. she was clingin on him for a lil bit.. but it always came back to her stalkin me... hell she would bring HIM to where I was.. just to see me.. so.. it was a Double Cling!! HAHAHAHA


My friend Jeremy and I had a talk about this 6 mo ago.. laughin our asses off about it.. he was like.. you fucker.. you didnt tell me she was a clinger... and you knew it!!! I gave him and evil laugh and said.. yea.. I know.. hahahaaha..

~Genuine

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Keep doing that and I'll make you tremble...

Cutiest girl ask for more, unfortunately someone's creeping on my floor.. an empty glass a topless babe a knock at the door.. girlfriends girlfriends never could be more..

After getting rid of a stage 5 clinger I think I have a few valid points to say.
This is how bad she was btw after 3 days of seeing her . I was her Background picture on her phone theirs a shit load of other things that I could mention but Anyways onwards to getting rid of a clinger

I text her ( coz thats how classy I am)

Katie im just going to be straight , I cant see this Developing any further.
I just wnat to leave this on Good terms im sorry.

( leave it short and sweet the more lengthy your text is the more she will read into it and begin to question it )

Usualy she will say why ?

to which you respond . were both looking for different things, sorry

and ignore from then on. You were kind , you were suttle just wait it out a week or so and everything will be back to normal

Woooooooooooo how olds this post never mind

HAHAHA Nice.. quick and simple.. LMAO as phone back screen...
Gotta love when they have taken a pic with u and her.. and now its their FB profile pic.. hahahahahhahaha


The only thing Id critique... is.. why apologize.. when you are not really sorry.. You are just tellin it like it is... I only apologize if I really did something wrong

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Keep doing that and I'll make you tremble...

Cutiest girl ask for more, unfortunately someone's creeping on my floor.. an empty glass a topless babe a knock at the door.. girlfriends girlfriends never could be more..

bro, this happens to me alllllll the fucking time, i am a clinger magnet for women, and for guys that want to follow me around at clubs since they know i get the girls hoping because they are with me will get their friends, the most annoying thing in the world and fucks up your game, you have to be mean as fuck, cold, it is hard for me to do cause i am a sociable friendly guy, sometimes i block with body languague giving them my back, being short, pretending i am not listening of paying attention, pre-empting from the begining of interaction: this routine has worked well for me:

Hb: so what is your name?

pua: my name is Brad pitt, or whatever nickname you use!

Hb: but what is your real name(ioi)

pua: my real name is so and so, but please call me nickname cause i got a bunch of stalkers and clingers following me around, IT IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING IN THE WORLD, (hint hint) plus dhv, working really good so far..

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Don't wipe your ass or brush your teeth for a week, and then when she wants to fuck pull down your pants and the room will smell like shit.

She'll be like: "Never mind"

And you'll be like: "Are you sure??"

Make sure you look like you care .

And then say: "So we'll be meeting up next week?"

And she'll say: "Just forget my number, goodbye."

Nah I was just having some fun. My ex-gf was actually a clinger I stopped calling her but she lived in Florida and would come north during the summers. I told her not to come north one summer .

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