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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:14 am 
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So guys, guess what! I went out with a couple friends yesterday night with 3 friends. 2 of them are not very successful with woman and they refuse to learn game! they say its ridiculous to actually learn some material. They were actually getting on my nerves. After an intense argument, one the guys go: "there are 3 HB9 by the bar, show me what you got!".

FIELD REPORT: Im gonna call them G1, G2, G3
I go next to them, by the bar, i ask for a drink and i go:

ME- Hey guys, im having an argument with my friend and i want your opinions! Do you guys think its wrong for a guy to learn how to pick up girls, like, read books and go to seminars and stuff like that?!
G1 just laughs
G2&G3 - You should just be you, not learn how to pick up girls... thats being fake!
G1- hold on, dont tell me you are reading stuff on how to pick up girls lol
ME- Oh yee... i read it every night before i go to sleep so i can pick up all my dream girls... i mean, the girls in my dreams! lol... The reason why im asking is this: I have friends, guys and girls, who are extremely interesting and have lots to offer, but when it comes to interacting with the oposite sex, they just cant do it. Im pretty sure you guys know some1 like that!
G3- This is starting to sound like a pick up line!
ME- lol... My pick up lines are way more creative... but you know what.. let me know if this "line" works so i can add it to my list!"
G2- lol... so what pick up line would you use with me?!
ME- uhmmm... with you i would use something special like this: "i love your green eyes..."
G2- ... ohhh please...
ME- ... THEY MATCH YOUR TEETH!
G1- lol you should defenitely read some pick up material...
ME- What do you mean, this lines works with every girl... specially with girls with brown eyes"
------------- They all laugh and i go:

ME- Have you guys ever watched this show on VH1 called The Pick Up Artist?!
G2&G3- no...
G1- I heard about it... the geeks who become players?!
ME- lol ... is that what it is?! damn... you are spoiling the show for me! A friend of mine told me about it and showed me a couple episodes... its realy funny and interesting!!!
G2- Are you serious ... i got to watch that!
ME- Thats actually how me and my friend started arguing about the pick up subject! ... talking about friends... im gonna get back to them before they think im trying to run some of those pick up techniques they show on the show! You guys stay safe... watch out for the pick up artist out there... they are heartless and will get in your pants without asking for permission!
G3- now you got to tell us about those pick up techniques!
ME- Well... just come to our table ...

As soon as i get to the table, i tell my friends

ME- ok guys, we got a big issue here... These 2 girls (G2&G3) say that every guy should learn how to pick up girls, but this one (G1) says that you either are born with the skill, or you should turn gay!

Girls laugh they start going "Nooo NOoo NOOOO" and my friend are just looking at me like WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!!!

They introduced themselves. We all sit down and i start leading the convo telling about the first episode of The Pick Up Artist. Quick summary about the contestants and their background and i told some funny episodes about the make over episode! We were all laughing. My friends quickly got it and we moved the convo into episodes that the girls had of guys trying to pick them up!
My target was G1... i built great kino, attraction was there NO DOUBT! She kept on calling me "hunter" cause she said that i hunt girls on my free time (LOL)
We all exchanged phone numbers... AND... G1 texted me today after lunch saying "Hello hunter, what are you up to?", to which i answered "Hello prey... i was waiting for you to invite me for lunch... but too late now!". We met up later for coffee!!!

DONE DEAL!

GUYS, if some1 decided to use this as an opener... PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:24 pm 
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congrats man sounds smooth as butter haha

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:22 pm 
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ME- uhmmm... with you i would use something special like this: "i love your green eyes..."
G2- ... ohhh please...
ME- ... THEY MATCH YOUR TEETH!
G1- lol you should defenitely read some pick up material...
ME- What do you mean, this lines works with every girl... specially with girls with brown eyes"
HAHAHAHAHAHA that was too perfect. When the pressure was on you came through. Really well done.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:05 pm 
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This is funny and excellent! :D

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Oh yee... i read it every night before i go to sleep so i can pick up all my dream girls




LOVE IT!!


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:03 pm 
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BANG BANG!


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That was so epic. Damn!


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Hey Brian,

I just used this approach today in the library at college, it went a different way, but still i made an acquiatance to her, do you think i should add her on fb now? Would it be a bit weird since i never asked her for her name? Also how do you think i should develop it from here? Use the red/black trick?

I read a few of your enteries and i would appreciate any advise.


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:17 am 
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It depends on how the convo went.
How did she react? Was she just listening or it became a dialogue? Did she laugh, smiled, did she take it seriously or as a joke? What kind of idea do you think she got of you?
I would wait a couple days to add her, and I would try to come across her somewhere and say hi to her, just to see what kind of look she would give, if she would pretend like she didn't know who I was or if she was like excited to see me.
I would try to have another contact with her, even if it was just a saying hi at a distance before adding her on fb.
Then, to start a convo on facebook just go simple. There was this girl that I added on fb that was taking criminal justice, so I said "hello hello miss "I wanna fight crime when I grow up"". She laugh, said hi and I developed from there.

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Well i added her on fb and made one or two comment on her statue, which she responsed. As for the convro, there was like 2 other girls with her (lets call them G! and G2), and G1 was engaged, whilst she was half-engaged, as she was doing some work on the computer. I reckon she took it as a joke, she did laugh and smiled nevertheless we're like 17 and girls at that ages laughs a lot. I'll try and make a second contact with her tmr and then go into the fb convro, but she kinda know me since i know one of her friends, that's why i thought adding her was no harm. Also she has a bf, but they've only been goign out for a month or so, u think that'll matter?


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