So I was wondering. Which one is better.

Me: "Hey do you think I look gay"
HB: "Yes/no"
Me: "Ok cuz you'll never guess what happened to me, etc. hit on by gay guy..."

OR

Me: "Hey do you think my friend here looks gay?"
HB: "Yes/no"
Me: "Cuz you'll never guess what just happened to him, etc..."

Which format is better? I feel that, if they do say that I look gay, then after the story they'll just be like...yeah you're totally gay and I got nothing. Whereas, if I tell the story about my wing, if they think he's gay it's not really hurting me.

All depends on your attitude and your perspecitive on the story and what happens. You could make benificial stories for each. I would most likely go with myself, but I'm comfortable in my sexuality and people can tell that, plus I'd just tell it outrageously and get the doubled over laughing, all the while demonstrating that I'm alpha and although I wasn't interested, it was funny, or interesting and I learned something from it. Chicks love gay guys and wish more men would act like gay guys, without actually being gay, so by showing you connect with them, its a DHV.

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"The 'Brick Walls' are there to allow you to prove how badly you want something!" ~ Randy Pausch

~ Rye

I have used this with them hitting on me! Works like a charm!!!
I usually start with

Climax: "Wow, Do i look gay in this or do you know if this is a gay hot spot!?" Lol
Target: "What!?" Lol
Climax: "random question i know, but i was on the dance floor with people from work/friends that im out with, and i dont know if its cos they are all girls or becuase of the way im dressed, but this guy just started getting REALLY close to me!
Target: "OMG - what happened!?"
Climax: "Well i said 'look im not gay sorry' and he went really defensive!!! Saying like 'OMG bitch your soo not my type besides you have a fat arse!' I still dont know if he was being serious of not! i mean look at my arse, its not fat is it!?"
Target: "No course not/ Def its huge! Lol"

Then calabrate from what her response is - i usually neg her for staring at my arse way too long!

Hope that helps!

Climax

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"Women are Just as Bad As Men - They're Just Better At Hidding it! So Let's Exploit that!"

i like this other gay opener better:

"Hey quick comment.."
"if i wasnt gay, u would so be mine"
(girls would find that awesome that a gay guy would say that to her, so she will stick around"

then go on from there..

and if u spit ur game right after the attraction phrase it wont matter if u said u were gay or not, she is already atracted to u.

and then if kiss close u can always say, "see i was right. if i wasnt gay ud be so mine"

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"I fail more than I win in life, we all do... but its my ability to get up and keep going that makes me stronger" - Matador

haha great one joker!

used it before didnt realize it was an opener and used it as a comfort building story/DHV.

Me: "When you met me you didn't think i was gay right?"
HB: "No why?"
Me: "My friends and I were at [club] and this guy comes up and says lemme buy you guys drinks. I think to myself wow this is great, hes a really friendly guy. All of the sudden he just grabs my ass. Being objectified sucks."
HB: "Thats so ridiculous. I thought gay people were supposed to have gaydar.blah blah blah"
Me: blah blah

Thing is this actually did happen. Been using it for a while as a comfort builders or if a conversation goes dead i refer to this/other ridiculous things that have happened in the past. Now that you mention it it seems better suited as an opener and may actually DLV. Any opinions on how gay stories should be used?