| When it comes to topics chicks dig and get all wet and gooey, they LOVE to talk about relationships. When girls get together, almost always they talk about relationships. So what better way to open with something that they can HOOK into!
I came up with this just now, on the spot so here's the "unedited" version. I want to post this here and see what you guys think before I field-test this.
I'll call this one the Gay Opener.
“hey I have a quick question, I can only stay for a sec, but would it be ok to tell a girl I’m gay, when I’m really not, just to make them feel at ease with me?
(they say something, perhaps giggle at such a random question)
Ok, I gotta go soon but the reason why I ask is sometimes when I talk to a group of girls, they think I’m hitting on them when I’m really not. I’m just being friendly. so what they do is the universal girl thing where look at each other like OMG, who is this guy? I mean during the conversation, I might give off “gay” qualities like being hyper, loud, laughing, and having a high energy and occasionally doing this with my lips (purse lips). Im kidding. But no, so I figure that if I talk to a group of girls, I’ll tell them I’m gay so they feel more at ease with me.
I mean what else am I going to do, stand there, nod, try to look cool? (act out what you say). what do you guys think?”
Then transition into whatever....
Thoughts, ideas, dislikes, comment.
-Maserato
(The top part is the original post)
(Bottom part is the edited version) credit TheFreshPrince
“hey I have a quick question, I can only stay for a sec, but would it be ok to tell a girl I’m gay, when I’m really not, just to make them feel at ease with me?
Ok, I gotta go soon but the reason why I ask is sometimes when I talk to a group of girls, they’re naturally attracted to me because well you know I’m so handsome, but I can’t seem to have a serious conversation with a girl without her hitting on me. I’m just being friendly. so what they do is the universal girl thing where look at each other like OMG, who is this guy? I mean during the conversation, I might give off “gay” qualities like being hyper, loud, laughing, and having a high energy and occasionally doing this with my lips (purse lips). Im kidding. But no, so I figure that if I talk to a group of girls, I’ll tell them I’m gay so they feel more at ease with me.
I mean what else am I going to do, stand there, nod, try to look cool? (act out what you say). what do you guys think?” _________________ Down to sarge.
Last edited by Maserato on Sat Jul 30, 2011 6:45 am, edited 1 time in total.
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