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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:31 pm 
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So there was a group of guys and girls. I just go in without introducing myself or anything. I grab the girl I want by her arm gently to whisper something in her ear. I whispered in a calm, slow voice, "You're cute, what would you do if I fucked you." Then immediately she pulled back and said, "Oh my god you're a pervert!" Then she told everyone else what I said. All the guys right away tried to cock block me. Anyways, I kept staying there asking her what her name was and all. She kept saying she's never going to tell me and blah blah. I'm a pretty big guy whose jacked and all, she was definitely checking me out during an awkward silence. Then she said, "..You probably take steroids, your not hot at all." At that moment I knew she was already attracted. Anyways, she then started to joke about my dick size and saying things like she needs a microscope to see it and whatnot. I take this as a sign that she's already thinking about my dick. I said, "Since you're thinking about my dick, I don't really know how long it is. It depends on how horny I am." Right away she went into denial.

Soon, I left the group. Her and her other cute friend then came after ME. Her friend said, "That was so rude and disrespectful." I said, "I was just being honest, she turns me on. It's all her fault." They were both hiding smirks, I was just being chill and smiling my ass off. At the same time I'd get close to both of them and they'd try to run away like squirrels. I grab the chick I liked by her hand and pulled her in. She wanted to pull back to keep playing it off so it doesn't look like she likes me and then she relaxed. I got close to her with my head right next to hers over her shoulder and I said in a quiet voice, "It was a pleasure meeting you, you're pretty darn cute." Then I walked off.

They stood there with their mouths open like "What the hell? WHO is that guy?" They tried to bait me into breaking rapport so many times but I never argued back, fought, used sarcasm, or anything. I was staying all genuine and nice.

They said some very cruel things. The things were so cruel that you just couldn't get worked up over it, it's all a big joke. All the other guys were still standing there still trying to figure out what just happened.


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Pretty well done.

I love when this happens, you just leave the targets with their jaws dropped.

Not every time a number close or a kiss close is to be done. Sometime you need to leave them hanging for more.

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So there was a group of guys and girls. I just go in without introducing myself or anything. I grab the girl I want by her arm gently to whisper something in her ear. I whispered in a calm, slow voice, "You're cute, what would you do if I fucked you." Then immediately she pulled back and said, "Oh my god you're a pervert!" Then she told everyone else what I said. All the guys right away tried to cock block me. Anyways, I kept staying there asking her what her name was and all. She kept saying she's never going to tell me and blah blah. I'm a pretty big guy whose jacked and all, she was definitely checking me out during an awkward silence. Then she said, "..You probably take steroids, your not hot at all." At that moment I knew she was already attracted. Anyways, she then started to joke about my dick size and saying things like she needs a microscope to see it and whatnot. I take this as a sign that she's already thinking about my dick. I said, "Since you're thinking about my dick, I don't really know how long it is. It depends on how horny I am." Right away she went into denial.

Soon, I left the group. Her and her other cute friend then came after ME. Her friend said, "That was so rude and disrespectful." I said, "I was just being honest, she turns me on. It's all her fault." They were both hiding smirks, I was just being chill and smiling my ass off. At the same time I'd get close to both of them and they'd try to run away like squirrels. I grab the chick I liked by her hand and pulled her in. She wanted to pull back to keep playing it off so it doesn't look like she likes me and then she relaxed. I got close to her with my head right next to hers over her shoulder and I said in a quiet voice, "It was a pleasure meeting you, you're pretty darn cute." Then I walked off.

They stood there with their mouths open like "What the hell? WHO is that guy?" They tried to bait me into breaking rapport so many times but I never argued back, fought, used sarcasm, or anything. I was staying all genuine and nice.

They said some very cruel things. The things were so cruel that you just couldn't get worked up over it, it's all a big joke. All the other guys were still standing there still trying to figure out what just happened.
Yo mate!

Excellent job! Except for one thing: i go out every friday to the same bar for starters. Before i left, i would have said: friday, 8 pm, bar 'name of bar'. i either drink alone or take you home.

cheers

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Pretty well done.

I love when this happens, you just leave the targets with their jaws dropped.

Not every time a number close or a kiss close is to be done. Sometime you need to leave them hanging for more.

Cheers.
Exactly. The thing is that I did the best I could, it was bound to fail at that "one time". If I see that girl again this time by herself, she would remember and it would be different. A single attempt at seducing a girl isn't guaranteed to work anyways. She could just be surrounded by a bunch of cock blockers, could be in a frumpy mood, etc. We should dismiss most seduction failures unless you know you did something stupid.


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You are right, not every attempt will guaranteed work. Still, i think you had her, if only you told her so ( i wasnt there, but deducting from what you say... yeah, you had her by the balls).

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So there was a group of guys and girls. I just go in without introducing myself or anything. I grab the girl I want by her arm gently to whisper something in her ear. I whispered in a calm, slow voice, "You're cute, what would you do if I fucked you." Then immediately she pulled back and said, "Oh my god you're a pervert!" Then she told everyone else what I said. All the guys right away tried to cock block me. Anyways, I kept staying there asking her what her name was and all. She kept saying she's never going to tell me and blah blah. I'm a pretty big guy whose jacked and all, she was definitely checking me out during an awkward silence. Then she said, "..You probably take steroids, your not hot at all." At that moment I knew she was already attracted. Anyways, she then started to joke about my dick size and saying things like she needs a microscope to see it and whatnot. I take this as a sign that she's already thinking about my dick. I said, "Since you're thinking about my dick, I don't really know how long it is. It depends on how horny I am." Right away she went into denial.

Soon, I left the group. Her and her other cute friend then came after ME. Her friend said, "That was so rude and disrespectful." I said, "I was just being honest, she turns me on. It's all her fault." They were both hiding smirks, I was just being chill and smiling my ass off. At the same time I'd get close to both of them and they'd try to run away like squirrels. I grab the chick I liked by her hand and pulled her in. She wanted to pull back to keep playing it off so it doesn't look like she likes me and then she relaxed. I got close to her with my head right next to hers over her shoulder and I said in a quiet voice, "It was a pleasure meeting you, you're pretty darn cute." Then I walked off.

They stood there with their mouths open like "What the hell? WHO is that guy?" They tried to bait me into breaking rapport so many times but I never argued back, fought, used sarcasm, or anything. I was staying all genuine and nice.

They said some very cruel things. The things were so cruel that you just couldn't get worked up over it, it's all a big joke. All the other guys were still standing there still trying to figure out what just happened.
Yo mate!

Excellent job! Except for one thing: i go out every friday to the same bar for starters. Before i left, i would have said: friday, 8 pm, bar 'name of bar'. i either drink alone or take you home.

cheers
that's genius, im putting that in my sig lol


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