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JOKES WITH GIRLS AND GUYS ARE OPPOSITE.
I don't totally agree with this. Plenty of my friends refer to each other as asshole, shithead and other ridiculous terms of enderment. Some people would say that girls would take total offense to those types of statements, but honeslty I call girls shit like that all the time and get playful smirks and reverse kino's all the time (like "you suck!" followed by a pinch to the side).
It really depends on your charm and your persona. If you are known as a ball buster you can call a girl a cunt bag to her face and she will laugh it off. If you are awkward and overly serious they will just think you really meant it and hate you.
Cocky funny at it's core essence is just not being afraid to have a simple chuckle at a girls expense. The point being to make her feel you aren't intimidated by her.
This can be done with somethinig as simple as:
her: "Hey, can I borrow a dollar?"
you: "sure, but I charge interest"
her: "ok whatever, how much"
you: "you seem a little down on your luck, i'll be nice and keep it to 10%"
her: "oh gee thanks..."
that was as mild an example as I can think of, but still illustrates a chance to tell a girl that you think she may be bad with money and now she will (if even a tiny bit) want to prove that she isn't. The girl in this example will most likely pay you back by the end of the day with a smirk and 10 cents extra.
Or, if you can pull it off:
her: "Hey, can I borrow a dollar?"
you: "what do I look like a sucker?"
her: "no, i just need a dollar"
you: "ok, for a quicky in the closet"
her: "omg, no. And i'm worth so much more than that!"
you: "LOL whatever you say. Want the dollar or not? my balls are aching"
her: "i hate you." (but still takes the dollar and leaves it open for future harasment)
This is a more risky extreme example. That could get you fired, but if you are a charming bastard you can totaly get away with it. I did a little while ago. (and in this particular example it resulted in a free ass grab, much less than a fuck, but certainly worth the dollar).
In both cases you are just demonstrating you view yourself at equal or higher social level than the girl in question. This builds or maintains value in her mind.
If that kind of shit went down every single day, you would considered an asshole or be fired for sexual harassment. However, when peppered through your general persona it just becomes who you are.